on tv again last night. of course i watched it. I still can't get over the fact that Utah doesn't shoot The Swayze after he chases him down that waterway thingy when he's got him in his sights and stuck on the fence. I mean is it whats underneath the mask? That wet poodle Swayze wears on his head throughout the film? I mean Utah, this guy used to fuck your girlfriend and now he wants to kill her. Shoot the fucking guy.
― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V
classic chris v
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link
Battle Royale is historic as one of the first films with CGI blood, which has since revolutionized movies, given how many more takes and set-ups can be done without needing to clean up and reset gags first.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 February 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
r.i.p. big swayze. from the swayze thread i started a long time ago:
swayze bro or no?
dude really loves some fancy dancing and there is father hood and city of joy and ghost to answer for, but i think things come out in his favor: the outsiders (bloody greasers)
uncommon valor (bloody big muddy mia revenge)
road house (homoerotic bloodfighting)
next of kin (bloody hillbilly revenge)
steel dawn (bloody post-apocalyptic murder gangs)
youngblood (bloody hockey fights)
red dawn (greatest bloody russian movie ever made)
point break (bloody zen surf robbers)
i mean, seriously, dude has spilled a lot of blood for such a freaky ballerina. i can't decide whether being the scariest drag queen on earth in To Wong Foo is a plus or a minus.
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, July 21, 2006
― scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link
lol freaky ballerina
Want to say a shocking majority of these films are not streaming on Netflix.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 17, 2012 10:55 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is true! I have been disappointed.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
i really hope there's some crazy lurker out there who plans on taking off a week, getting a mountain of blow, and blasting through the top 50
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
Who needs lurkers? The power to make that happen lies within you my good sir.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/thething.jpg
#22
THE THING
John Carpenter1982United States(378 points, 10 votes, 1 first place)
The blood test scene is one of the greatest movie moments ever; terrific Morricone score (mostly electronic, IIRC, something of a rarity and an obv. trib to Carpenter); even Kurt Russell doing his Clint schtick was OK (I love the moment when he pours whiskey into his computer!) Plus a really sharp script by Burt Lancaster's son!
― Andrew L
Just re-read Ebert's old review. He misses the point on a couple of fronts. One, he complains about the lack of characterization, but the fact that these characters remains so vivid to us today is surely because of the way Carpenter drew them; most films today, I leave not knowing half the characters' names. Two, he complains that the dudes would have benefited from the buddy system, but how so? If Ebert was paying attention, it's introduced way, way early that someone may have already been Thing-afied by way of the Norwegian dog wandering around. The buddy system would not have helped.
Anyway, re-watching again tonight, this movie is just tight.
― Josh in Chicago
i really want to like this but.. there's a shaggy funkiness to carpenter's movie that goes beyond kurt russell and which seems.. well, not in evidence here. everybody has great hair, for god's sake! in an antarctic research station!!! in the 1982 movie there was this kind of crass bonhomie, pot smoking, everybody a little nutty, as you would be. it's funny how sequel peeps will architect everything down to the nth degree as far as plot and set continuities go but then just throw hairstyles out the window, and the look of the movie, too. why not match the cinematography as well as the plot? why's it all got to be this ultra-contrasty shiny wetness?
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand)
you've got to be fucking kidding
― Countdown to Alma Cogan (Noodle Vague)
The Thing
― omar little, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link
sounds like an awesome way to spend a week tbhxp
― Jibe, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
wait, tracer's comment doesn't seem to refer to the 82 version dog
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
Should have been higher. Might have been my #1 tbh.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
everyone who voted for the thing is retarded
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
you can't put the thing on a list of nominations and not have me vote for it. i don't care what the nominations are for.
― scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago) link
oooh the thing... so awesome. my flatmates had never heard of it and were tripping out on a great clip (zombie zombie - driving down this road until death sets you free http://youtu.be/rT7AH4JyuNs ) that's basically a remake of the thing with gi joe. they went insane when i showed them the actual movie.
also, song and clip are awesome so watch it!
― Jibe, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago) link
scott otm
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
battle royale woulda been in my top five prob.
The Thing kind of a sci-fi horror joint, no? I mean, just b/c Kurt's in the thing and its Carpenter and all, so I get the kneejerk impulse. Plus it is aces on pretty much every level, but still!
― Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
any movie in which a helicopter chases a wolf is an action movie imo
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
if They Live doesnt rank on this list but The Thing does, im gonna be mondo pissed
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
xpost And then it blows up!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
They Live is the perfect example of an action movie that's not really an action movie save the epic extended bit of action which is one of the greatest action bits of all time.
But Escape from NY is better.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
If Jaws can place in this poll then so can The fucking Thing.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
pretty sure The Fucking Thing is a wholly different movie
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
The fight between friends in They Live is so fucking awesome
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
Jaws, the list outlier that fucks everything up.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
they live has chase scenes and shootouts! its way more of an action movie than The Thing, which mostly just has brief bursts of horror violence
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
watched robocop last night... I don't think it has aged well
so, so offtm
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, February 17, 2012 10:34 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
More relevant today than ever, probably.
― getting good with gulags (beachville), Friday, February 17, 2012 10:34 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
robocop to me is one of the "best-aged" scifi/action movies i can think of
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, February 17, 2012 10:34 AM
I dunno, the satirical touches are the most successful elements but everything else aesthetically hit me as kind of blah, had a hard time getting to the end frankly. back in the day it seemed like some slick thrill-a-minute rollercoaster.
flesh & blood, the movie he made before robocop, looks absolutely incredible, btw. great cinematography by jan de bont. prefer it to robocop any day of the week. hating on robocop is prolly a minority position anyway so...
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
battle royale: yessssthe thing: waht
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
Fuck yeah, Point Break. This will probably be the most relieved I will be to see a movie post that I didn't vote for.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
hope you guys voted for alien and planet of the apes in the action adventure movie poll too
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/12304045985t78.gif
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
Just had a look at the noms thread, and I didn't participate so I can't really say anything, but I'm sorta surprised Buckaroo Bonzai didn't get nommed. Not that I think I would get this high, but I could have seen it placing in the lower numbers.
― getting good with gulags (beachville), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
dying @ kerry gif
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
if the thing is an action movie, so is The Third Man
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
I had a compelling urge to watch the beginning of the thing on youtube the other day, it was dope
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
what about scanners? there are chases and gun battles, they even crash a van into a record store! action!
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
tracer otm
― scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
when I watched 'the thing' I don't remember it being that tension driven ... it's basically kurt russell with a flamethrower, an alien that eats your head
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
Given the number of dudes of a certainage voting in this, it's hard for me to imagine Top Gun not placing. I remember thinking bleh, but that was after years of getting the vibe that it was the kind of movie assholes liked. Of course, that's probably true of First Blood, which I eventually saw and was all fuck yeah. Wait, that's probably true of most of these movies.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
I would have strongly considered voting for Scanners, tbh
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link
eXistenZ :D
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
I voted for Top Gun, more movies need jet dogfights
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
if a movie has a jet dogfight I will watch it why because target lock
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
My work has filters. Did someone post an awesome gif of some heads being scanned?
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://fancoredaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/philadelphia-experiment-packshot.jpg
I probably would have voted for this if I had remembered to tbh
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
I am pro target lock. Love dogfights, but Pearl Harbor. WOOF amiright?
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
Pearl Harbor is the WORST FUCKING MOVIE
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
The Thing could poll as a musical and it would still be awesome
Beardo Kurt is awesome, the practical effects are still killer, and I hope that one day they release the MacReady tape, revealing his drunken late night karaoke version of Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Have we made it this far without war movie=action movie? No war movies yet, right?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 February 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6ISds.jpg
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
hurt locker placed xp
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, almost walked out of the theatre because Pearl harbor was so long, but instead I fell asleep. It was a little expensive for a nap.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 17 February 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link