Just realized that RW & MM were the only violations of my dumbass will not forte for more than one movie in a series rule.
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
xpost oh shit I will have to listen to russell/carpenter commentary
FWIW, I think accusing Morbs of being anti-fun is totally wrongheaded. Do you think it's more likely that he consistently lobs contrarianism grenades into random threads out of some grave sense of duty to educate the plebes or because his refined skill at poking hornets' nests makes him titter like a giddy schoolboy?
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
I hate rhetorical questions.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
morbz is momus jr. i can dig it. i liked momus on ilx. i like morbz on ilx. they have their fun.
― scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
I think it's mostly because he thinks if he pokes those hornets enough, they'll get the point and stop stinging
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
Morbs doesn't lob contrarianism grenades, though. He just acts pissy and tells everyone how stupid they are, while rarely engaging on why we should be ashamed of appreciating "cable junk."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
a little bit http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
only everyone is wrong but him
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
(FWIW, I don't dislike Morbs. He's just like some precocious little kid who constantly makes me roll my damn eyes and sigh exasperatedly. Drives me nuts but I can't stay mad at him.)
― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
i hate myself for not voting in this poll.
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
you should
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
Predator is the high-water mark and there'll be no Lethal Weapon / Point Break / Top Gun / Under Siege.
"Point Break" placed today and I fully expect "Lethal Weapon" and "Top Gun" in the top 10.
I also hate myself for not voting in this poll, there is no way "Terminator" and "NxNW" should have missed the top 10.
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
i know, i do too.
and myself.
xps
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
i guess i'm not super invested in film threads but i cannot fathom not digging morbz trolling steez as a super high level internet bit
― dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
xxxxxxp the first porn you were ever IN some dude?
― piscesx, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
how many points did voters have to divvy out?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
I wonder how many people actually voted.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
I think Dr. M is delightful.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
i rilly hope top gun and lethal weapon aren't top ten. then i might have to pull a morbz.
― scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
50 points to the top one xp
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
the second porn i was in was called Pisces XXX, as it happens
― CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
I sort of figured that they will be if only because they haven't shown up yet and you know they're going to.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
err xpost
mel in road warrior everything i love in life mel in lethal weapon everything i don't love.
― scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
again we are moving from action into "action"
a porn poll could be very funny
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
I have a soft spot for LW.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
waitaiminnit
http://i.imgur.com/OBk0C.gif
what is this person saying?
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
I do, too. (Dammit google got there already.)
― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
GOOLE.
'morbzturbation'?
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
Morbs is a lovely curmudgeon. Besides, the Muppets wouldn't be be half as fun without Statler & Waldorf's lame takedowns.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
lol google
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, February 17, 2012 2:14 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
god damn bugs wacked us johnny
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
I want to watch starshipp troopers rn
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
it's some kinda smart bug
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link
Starship Troopers is pretty rad. So cheese but so A+ with its effects and fighting sequences.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link
it's kinda perfect. in its way.
― scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
Starship Troopers is like 5th Element in that my wife will be excited to watch it and i'm fine w/ in theory (like i don't just dismiss it because it's "dumb") but i don't actually get any enjoyment out of seeing it.
― CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, February 17, 2012 1:19 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it looked like 'menstruation' to me
but thank you
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
my work today will not allow for more reveals, but i'll unleash the top 15 with a vengeance on monday. btw morbs voted and his #1 was indeed timecop.
― omar little, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
Another I haven't seen. For some reason I just assumed I wouldn't like it.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
Timecock was the name of my third oh nevermind
― CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
wrt starship troopers
tried watching starship troopers once, got about 15 minutes in and turned it off, never went back
maybe I just don't get late stage verhoeven
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
Hey OL,
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9gvydsSA1r4ej6wo1_500.gif
From,
Everyone
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
otm; omar should run all film polls, maybe the world.
― horseshoe, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ didn't help that I'd read the book first, which is much much better.
― White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
lol ENBB, also: otm
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
poll is great for sure, my only complaint is the ilx quotes are so old and are all by tombot
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
E, you should try Starship Troopers. It absolutely fits the thread title, and is a lolfest imo.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link