Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

VCD was an easy way to get a lot of cool HK flicks in the late 90s

the lead-up - gang of wild crazies terrorize helpless women and children, and the attendant rape/carnage/destruction - is straight out of Death Wish, come on now.

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i guess i'm not surprised but some of those rape revenge movies like 'thriller' probably deserve honorable mention in this poll.

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oh man, VCDs. i had a ton of those.

i mean i guess i'm not surprised they didn't get nominated or voted for...

it's like Death Wish meets, I dunno, Bullitt or something

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Well, there are bad guys doing bad things. But Max isn't out for blood until a lot later. Unlike Death Wish, which is all revenge pretty early.

At school we would all pack the theatre for Jackie Chan night. Also at the Art Institute. This was all in the couple of years before they started re-releasing them in truncated, dubbed versions.

but yeah the road warrior is much better than mad max. the action scenes in particular. george miller has had a really, really peculiar career.

lorenzo's oil, while not remotely an action film, is a very good medical drama.

oh and supposedly miller is directing a 4th mad max movie ?!?!?!?!

George Miller will be directing the 4th Mad Max movie. Shooting was originally scheduled to begin in 2011, but rare high levels of rain in the Australian shoot location made flowers bloom, which detracted from the post-apocalyptic feeling that Miller was going for.[3] Instead, shooting will begin in Namibia, Africa.[4] Tom Hardy will be Mad Max, with Charlize Theron as costar.[5] Theron's character will be missing the lower half of her left arm -- her stunt double will be Annabelle Williams.[6]

but I don't WANT tom hardy to be Mad Max

does he seriously have to be in ALL of the movies?

Well, there are bad guys doing bad things.

yeah but "bad guys doing bad things" a lot of times turned into a very specific thing in the 70s - the gang of loony rapists appears in a lot of 70s films (Peckinpah springs to mind) and it's usually really unpleasant because a) the voyeurism/joy of the novelty of showing boobs is really self-evident and b) it's ridiculously over the top.

Why isn't Sam Worthington doing it, I wonder? He was a great Road Warrior in the first half of Terminator 4.

okay, there are two zu movies on netflix. do i watch them both?

zu warriors and zu warriors from the magic mountain.

you watch the 2nd of those, the one from 1983

Mad Max has some great stunts, just really wild, and I do re-cast it in my head as apocalyptic blah but yeah if we're gonna talk about unpleasant then a lot of action films -- Assault, Mad Max, Dirty Harry, etc -- are either right wing fantasies or play with those elements, are OTT and have 'fun' with that too.

Worthington was supposed to be the nu-Max iirc. He sucks tho

vegemitegrrl, do you love the rachel ward revenge/schoolchildren movie? i love that one. speaking of aussie revenge. plus, i still want to marry rachel ward.

http://www.crawfords.com.au/libary/movie/images/fortress.jpg

Dirty Harry is totally more fun than Mad Max, mostly due to Clint's dry sarcasm.

I need to re-watch Assault but I remember it being more sneakily subversive than right-wing

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the gang of loony rapists appears in a lot of 70s films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erm7QDCl-3s

The kid getting shot in Assault => surely nastier than anything on MM?

omg scott - that movie!! I saw that when I was a kid. If it's the one I'm thinking of it terrified me.

maybe i'll watch 13 assassins tonight. haven't see that. so many options...

Those masks were awful and then there was this part where they had to swim in like caves or something iirc.

fortress is intense. and amazing. and i think it was just an aussie t.v. movie, right?

I am looking for something to watch on demand and Last of the Mohicans is under "Action". Would you guys consider that an action movie?

Fortress is awesome. I watched it SO much growing up, but I havent' seen it in years. Is it based on the Chowchilla kidnappings?

lol i forgot about rapist jeff goldblum in death wish

Scott, 13 Assassins is BAD.ASS. You should def watch that.

The kid getting shot in Assault => surely nastier than anything on MM?

I don't remember tbh

the thing with one of the convicts playing a key role in the defense of the precinct thankfully muddies the politics of the movie considerably

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do not use fucking "romcom" unless it's referring to Nora Ephron and that swill

liked this when released:

http://www.gq.com/images/entertainment/2010/11/tony-scott/tony-scott-the-last-boyscout.jpg

(but it is not among the 2,000 best films I've ever seen)

^^^pollthread i would bookmark

Last Boy Scout was in my top ten. Feeling some affinity with Morbs

it's okay. we've all been there. it passes.

Wow, the cashier in that Death Wish clip is Maria from Sesame Street!

Michael Winner said, "(Dino) De Laurentiis said 'Get a cheap English band.' Because the English bands were very successful. But I had a girlfriend who was in Sesame Street, a Puerto Rican actress (Sonia Manzano), who played a checkout girl at the supermarket (in Death Wish), and she was a great jazz fan. She said, 'Well, you should have Herbie Hancock. He's got this record out called Head Hunters.' She gave me Head Hunters, which was staggering. And I said, 'Dino, never mind a cheap English band, we'll have Herbie Hancock.' Which we did."

Fucking Fortress! I had totally forgotten that. Man, between that and Testament, watching HBO went a long way towards fucking me up in elementary school.

i voted last boy scout but doubt itll place

voted for it too but yeh top15 def not a place for it to show up.

it's the forgotten one in the Shane Black canon

I really dig Last Boy Scout. Black is great.

What's the consensus on Long Kiss Goodnight? Is it worth seeing?

Tom Hardy in Mad Max 4? that's a shame, old mel as mad max would be kinda intriguing tbh.

okay, there are two zu movies on netflix. do i watch them both?

zu warriors and zu warriors from the magic mountain.

― scott seward, Friday, February 17, 2012 7:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you watch the 2nd of those, the one from 1983

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, February 17, 2012 7:35 PM

*adds to instant queue*

they've been trying to make thunder road (mad max 4) for years. they were in discussions with gibson in the early stages iirc.

Yeah I'd been following along on and off, but I hadn't heard about Tom Hardy.

Maybe it'll be like a cool Star Trek reboot. Maybe. But ugh. Just...George, buddy: please don't make this movie if you're going to take a giant steaming crap on everything before it. Let Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull be your lighthouse.

lol thunder road.... I mean fury road

ha thunder road!

wowee yeah watched first half hour of zu with the kids. very cool. they had to go to bed. we'll watch the rest tomorrow.

briefly put on a richard gere/topher grace vehicle about russian spies but it was too horrible. now i'm checking out statham cop/serial killer movie.

might switch over to tokyo gore police though.

this thread makes me want to see all kinds of action.

oh also checked out some weird animated thing with woody harrelson doing voices. kind of a cross between sin city and moulin rouge or something. i couldn't take it. bunruku? something like that.

i was actually too lazy to go upstairs and read books so i read the subtitles for Zu to the kids. that counts, right?

i interviewed the star of tokyo gore police and she gave me one of my favourite inty quotes ever:

“Through many unreasonable incidents and battles, Ruka’s mental state was something I tried to keep as the core of this film,” she says. “Otherwise, the message of this film would not reach the audience, because there are many visually shocking scenes. If so, I did feel it would be meaningless. Ruka was alone yet strong and beautiful as a lull in the wind, and so was I when I played Ruka.”

xxpost Scott: the Gere/Topher movie is BAAAAD, I'm glad you bailed. And Bunkraku is not great. It's a good idea, but it's just...awkward.

I think a lot of HK and shaw bros stuff suffers from vote splitting... fer instance my fave shaw bros is the gritty urban revenge movie, the delinquent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdyRiHkkWM

I added a whole bunch of old noir films to my instant queue based on their titles alone

cophater
big house USA
plunder road
short cut to hell
crime against joe
cage of evil