Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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can't wait for T2 to place. all shotguns should be 1. carried in a rose box and 2. reloaded by spinning them around your finger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 (dayo),

I know this is a little late, but dayo, will you be my valentine.

omar leeettle (Leee), Sunday, 19 February 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

~* tear *~

(of joy)

omar 13337713 (Leee), Sunday, 19 February 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

To Live & Die In LA just started on tv...yay! I've never seen it before!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

prepare yrself imo

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

hope yr sofa has seatbelts

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

a movie is either well-made or badly made, nothing more, etc

The 'etc' is the key bit of the above.

Most films that make it to the cinema are 'well-made' in a boring kid of manner I suppose - but the types of content, for one, are of a variety: so w/Dirty Harry the good content are the action-y bits that are worth youtubing and the bad is the right-wing claptrap that surrounds it.

Not worth moving anywhere, its just some 'light' filler before the end of the poll tomorrow.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Edward III - my collar is fully popped for this

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

take out the etc, then, go full wilde. A movie is either well-made or badly-made, and nothing more.

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

Too late! :-)

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

one of my greatest cinematic joys is showing folks TLADILA for the first time.

omar little, Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

foiled by an extracetera

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

re: TLADILA, the character arc for Chance in this film (w/r/t viewer perception, what we're allowed to discover) is pretty singular as compared to other films i've seen w/similar morality.

omar little, Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

w/characters of similar morality

omar little, Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

Post #15 today!

Just to mess with the workweek-only crowd a little...

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

hasn't he given you enough?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

pppbbbbtttthhhhh

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

i'll give you this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh8KnmRvqd0

omar little, Sunday, 19 February 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

thanking u

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 19 February 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

also in UK tv news - Collateral is on Channel 4 tonight preceded by, um, Under Siege 2

Number None, Sunday, 19 February 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit i gotta see that rothrock/yeoh movie

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

so many ridiculous plotholes and developments in 'collateral'...

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Monday, 20 February 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

haha true. i still think that having a cab driver actually manage to kill a professional killer, all the while protecting some hot chick he drove around before is bullshit. but i don't really care cos the movie is fun. also, love the fact that STATHAM! is in this but just for a few seconds.

Jibe, Monday, 20 February 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit i gotta see that rothrock/yeoh movie

― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, February 19, 2012 7:41 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IIRC the premise is really, really ridiculous but it is egregiously entertaining. righting wrongs is another good rothrock movie from HK.

corey yuen gets some flack from "hardcore" kung-fu dudes for indulging in "wire-fu" but i think he's a total master. that clip above is a great example. the editing is precisely choreographed with the action.

if you haven't, y'all need to see the legend a.k.a. fong sai-yuk w/ jet li.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

haha STATHAM! should ALWAYS be in ALL CAPS and with an exclamation! mark! at the end.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

srsly folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD1QuGQPJg8

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

that's a good example of "wire-fu" but isn't it great?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

All these clips from today are.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

i know. the jet li flaunts it even more, though.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

xp Dunno who's in it but it's directed by Walter Hill. I will take Alfred's word and watch.

well?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 February 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

watched la femme Nikita, it's boring as shit.

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 20 February 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

replace your eyes

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 20 February 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like rewatching it after seeing Colombiana last night.

encarta it (Gukbe), Monday, 20 February 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

Okay TLADILA is awesome. Goddamn that is one nihilistic motherfucker of a movie.

A+ car chase, with the train and all, damn. Also glad they did it no-music, love that shit.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

friedkin is def king of awesome car chases. between the one in french connection and tladila, he really knew how to handle those well. first time i watched french connection i was really impressed with the chase so i watched that scene again with the commentary. iirc friedkin was saying that they shot that scene in real traffic (not on a blocked street) and that at one point you actually see a car having an accident or almost.

Jibe, Monday, 20 February 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

(hides) I haven't seen French Connection. I will remedy that shortly.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

really hope french connection makes top 10

that car chase is one of the best ever

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 05:36 (twelve years ago) link

i'm watching SPEED for the first time since it came out and i was a pretentious teebage fuck who couldnt enjoy "dumb" movies

this movie is so great!!!

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 05:37 (twelve years ago) link

teebage fuck

I am going to try to watch Speed tomorrow, I think.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 20 February 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

now if only friedkin had directed it

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

man, Friedkin-Speed wd be amazeballs

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

oops theres a section of the freeway missing guess we gotta jump it

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

vegemite you gotta watch CRUISING now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x3infcAtfs

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

that car chase is one of the best ever

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, February 19, 2012 9:36 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

if not thee best ever, though crap tarantino flick comes awful damn close

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 20 February 2012 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

i hope you don't mean Death Proof
>:(

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

gr080 I will def check out Cruising

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

i do! death proof is a shit movie, but the chase scene is all time

cruising is a different kind of "action movie"

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 20 February 2012 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of wish that Michelle Yeoh clip wasn't sped up so fast. :I

omar 13337713 (Leee), Monday, 20 February 2012 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

what about sorcerer?!

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 06:16 (twelve years ago) link

btw blues bros. made my ballot

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 06:17 (twelve years ago) link


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