Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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it certainly has some action scenes...

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

after halfway point its just a ride

( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Monday, 20 February 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

i liked seven and panic room. didn't like the game or fight club. did not see zodiac or ben button. alien 3 is my fave of his.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

zods is totes a great flick

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

yeah people like it

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

i wish Judgement Night was nominated

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

adventures in babysitting was robbed.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

Is The Goonies an action movie?

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

action/adventure/goonierific

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

if blade runner fits in here, history of violence should too. that movies is for all time.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

so i think if i read it correctly i voted for 29 movies and 12 are on the final list. that's almost half almost. so far.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

HoV fits a lot more, and it is awesome as hell.

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

i lied. 13 have made the final list so far.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

history of violence is scary! i liked it a bunch. i'm kinda good with 90% of all cronenberg.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

"what is an action movie" is a beautiful wittgensteinian conundrum btw. everybody uses the term but it's difficult to define what it means. if i had to pick a textual definition it'd be a film whose major appeal (to whom? implied by marketing only? actual audiences?) is its scenes of violent destruction and aggressive movement.

i also wonder if what we mean when we talk about "action movies" in the american sense has something to do with technology (cars, guns, etc.) which would rule out a lot of hong kong films which are more about hand-to-hand combat, the supernatural, etc.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

Fight Club is too gay for you guys

OR IS IT

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

IT IS.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

I wish it was much, much gayer.

polyphonic, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

fight club is one of those films i'd be inclined to revisit if the nature of its appeal to so many folks didn't seem so dubious. i'd need some distance from it (in the form of time) before i could probably assess it fairly.

TBQF i'm not a big fincher stan anyway. we've been through this before, but although i'm not really sold on the auteur/metteur en scene distinction, i think explaining fincher as a metteur en scene makes a lot of sense. he applies a lot of creativity and craft to scripts which run the gamut from pretty great to pretty bad.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

Fight Club just annoys the hell out of me. Needs more gay.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

feel the same way about scorsese btw

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

xpost ha

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

also true

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

fight club is dumb. unless you are a stoner college student. then its friggin' brilliant.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

What's a "metteur en scene"?

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

i kinda wanted my money back after i saw The Game. i was conned. i should have called the cops.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway, I gotta agree that Fincher's movies shine or stink on the strength of their scripts (which IIRC he doesn't write). For example, Benjamin Button looked gorgeous and was masterfully directed, but the plot was just boring and pointless, so it was not a good movie.

Tuomas, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

i guess i need to watch ronin again. oddly, I have no memory of it - though I did see it in lolcollege, so there is probably a good reason for that.

Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

fincher's like the nu-ridley scott but i think rids is better, like even the past decade he's made a couple of stone-cold epics that i oft view w/a strong drink in hand followed by a post-screening rumination. kingdom of heaven should have found a place on my ballot (and maybe this poll!)

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

The fact that Fight Club became this aspirational message movie that supposedly tapped into some huge feeling of disenfranchisement was just a huge facepalm to me. Like, really? THAT movie speaks to you?
And the whole unreliable narrator thing annoys the fuck out of me, at least with this movie.
I'd rather something that's ballsout batshit right-wing crazy aspirational, like Red Dawn, than some made up 'maybe it is real, maybe it isn't' crap. the wishy-washyness really bugged me. the whole thing bugged me.

all of it annoyed me except meatloaf, basically.

end rant.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, fight club seemed crazy dumb to me when it came out. i think sometimes i don't understand movies, though.

horseshoe, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

I love Fincher, so hating Fight Club should pain me. but it so doesn't.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

What's a "metteur en scene"?

― Tuomas, Monday, February 20, 2012 3:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It means he's like Michael Mann

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

you guys are breaking the first rule abt fight club

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

i think the paluhnik thing works best as kinda high concept gross-out clive barker in lit clothing but if you try to get all heavy and existential with me i ain't having it.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

For me the problem with Fight Club is that it's most vocal stans seem to have completely missed the point of the film.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

and speaking of clive barker and david cronenberg, everyone should have voted for nightbreed. action-packed!

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

If FC was not held up to be more than it is, it wouldn't annoy me half as much

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

BAKULA ~ O'CONNOR ~ JANSSEN

Clive Barker's
LORD OF ILLUSIONS

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

i would have voted for that, maybe.

omar little, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

For me the problem with Fight Club is that it's most vocal stans seem to have completely missed the point of the film.

I dunno, I'm not convinced that the vocal stans have it wrong or that Fight Club is self-critical of the ideology that guides the movie as much some people think.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

everyone should have voted for nightbreed. action-packed!

plus it features cronenberg as a therapist/serial killer!

Jurgis Rudkus // Dick Butkus (Pillbox), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

you guys are breaking the first rule abt fight club

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, February 20, 2012 4:35 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aloh

max, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

bummed that ilx doesn't consider 'no country for old men' and action flick

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

a guy was doing work on our house and i showed him my room full of records he said "so is this your man club?" hahaha! i think he meant man cave. i blame man cave phenomena on fight club. pretty easy to blame lots of things on fight club.

scott seward, Monday, 20 February 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

xxxxp the central idea of the film is that 'you don't have to be a corporate doormat, but at the same time, you don't have to destroy civilisation to do that'. Aside from that the film is a satire, of consumerism, corporations, advertising, self help groups, and even of the ideology Durden spouts (which is no different really to the other self help ideologies featured).

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Driving Miss Daisy action flick y/n

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

The film essentially has two twists. The first being the Calvin & Hobbes twist, the second being 'oh, you know that Tyler's worldview is just bullshit, right?'.

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Monday, 20 February 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link


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