Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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i think it was david fincher discush

lil kink (Matt P), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

did a david fincher flick place?

Mordy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

I think it was bc of Fight Club convo which was because of...idk

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

bad derail! bad!

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN WITH THIS ONE, ROOKIE

lil kink (Matt P), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

anyone vote for training day? i liked training day. i like my ethan hawke scared.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

Tracer talked about going into see Children of Men blind, someone else mentioned that they say The Fifth Element knowing v. little about it, and then someone else said they had a similar experience with Fight Club, then there was talk of 'apologists' and shit went off.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

uh not that i voted for it. maybe it wasn't nominated. i like my denzel no-nonsense.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

training day is good, cant remember did it make my 50 tho scott

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

What, you mean the fucking incredible action climax!? Increasingly over-the-top action, when well done (the professional, time and tide, the long kiss goodnight) has been the best thing about the movies in the last 40 or so years.

― Dan I.

This guy is picking up what I'm putting down.

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

Congratulations to Ronin and ooooh I got quoted. Probably the most exciting thing to happen to me today. (My life is very little like an action movie.)

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead? Actiony? Probably not. But that's another good Hawke movie, imo.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

I liked training day a lot. I might have voted for it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

Xpost that is a good movie but, yeah, not actiony enough.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

probly is for this poll

contreatable logorrhea (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

it may not have Blade Runner's relentless explosions and gunplay but

contreatable logorrhea (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

great quote, http://webtools.gieskes.nl/pages/images/explosion.gif*~~~laurel~~~*http://webtools.gieskes.nl/pages/images/explosion.gif

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere, Laurel!

but you need to decide: bikini first, or machine gun? I say machine gun :D

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

ethan was in a dumb boston crime movie too. *what doesn't kill you*.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

and speaking of ethan and australian doomsday horror action movies i still haven't seen daybreakers.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

and speaking of willem defoe...

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

Wait what was the dumb Boston crime movie.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

re: discussion upthread, i v much wanna see boondock saints, if only so's i can watch overnight

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

that movie actually has some good "action sequences" (i put that in quotes because they are in quotes in the movie)

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

it's sorta too bad that willem dafoe never got to play lux interior

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

antoine fuqua who did training day did shooter too with markie mark. i liked that one a lot. i need to watch brooklyn's finest. his last crime movie. he did king arthur, didn't see that either. but i did see the replacement killers. he also directed tears of the sun. speaking of bruce willis.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Veg was just telling me last night how he was surprised by how much he liked Tears of The Sun. He said it's obviously been sprayed over as a massive vanity project, and rewritten a few times, but the movie itself was surprisingly good.

been meaning to see Brooklyn's Finest for a while.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

did you see shooter?

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

what i remember about shooter was it being very loud, like the sound design was pretty spectacular. that and levon helm.

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

levon helm is in Shooter? !!!!

I never saw it.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Veg was just telling me last night how he was surprised by how much he liked Tears of The Sun. He said it's obviously been sprayed over as a massive vanity project, and rewritten a few times, but the movie itself was surprisingly good.

I like your mister! I actually voted for it, in fact, for reasons that have nothing to do with Monica Bellucci, thank you much. I'm a complete sucker for this kind film, in fact.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

you should definitely watch shooter. very entertaining.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

maybe you would like

http://theseconddisc.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/uncommonvalor.jpg

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

it may not have Blade Runner's relentless explosions and gunplay but

Misread 'explosions' as 'eyespoons' for some reason. Made me think I watched the wrong Blade Runner.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

shooter snuck in on the very bottom of my ballot. v entertaining movie.

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

OK so I watched Where Eagles Dare last night, on the strength of this thread

It appears to mainly be the story of a set of backpacks, and how those backpacks get onto a mountain and then off it again

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 10:36 (twelve years ago) link

QT's borrowings from it, for Inglourious Basterds, are clear

What really blew me away though as far as later influence goes is the helicopter landing in the castle, near the beginning of the movie -- it is EXACTLY like Star Wars! The way it regally approaches and deliberately settles into the massive courtyard, the way the stormtroopers rush out into serried ranks to solemnly greet it - it is TOTALLY the same thing as when the imperial shuttles or whatever dock into the star destroyers.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 10:40 (twelve years ago) link

love where eagles dare, clint is v much prototype mcclane in it

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

yes - everything is either baffling or annoying to him, usually both

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

Here's that helicopter scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOFzswp9LEs#t=2m10s

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

Is anyone particularly bothered by the order the last five come in as? I'd be happy with any of them in any order, I think. Okay, I'd be a little surprised if Robocop comes 1st (and I'm still halfway havering on whether it might actually not make it), but apart from that...

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

i'm assuming there'll be at least one fucking ridiculous pick in the top 5 and i will be sad if Die Hard doesn't win but beyond that no

contreatable logorrhea (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

sleepy hollow #1

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:47 (twelve years ago) link

nothing wd fucking surprise me at this point

contreatable logorrhea (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago) link

kind of sad i didn't vote SH tbh

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

wish i'd voted M tbh, pretty sure it's an action movie

contreatable logorrhea (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

i will be sad if Die Hard doesn't win

Likewise.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

Not dissing Die Hard, but why? Is it the least hyphenated (if you consider the others as the heights of space-horror-, dystopian-social-commentary-, period-adventure- and, er, very-big-action)? Or just a fondness for the tightness and location-based formalism - here are the towers, here is the heist, here is the cop, go? Or do you think that it's just a better movie than, say, Raiders?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

towers

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 12:13 (twelve years ago) link


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