Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

(sorry)

Looks like a Bell or something?

apparently this is the case

Missing "Gravity movie".

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

The end credits run over a freeze frame of Bonnie Bedelia spread eagle, IIRC.

He passes a pin-up in the hall, kisses his hand and smacks it to the poster.

Also Bonnie Bedelia spread eagle.

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Hollow Man... II?

Hollow Man II: The Filling

ironically enough, nobody saw it

A Seattle detective and a biologist are on the run from a dangerous invisible assassin gone rogue.

people who liked this also liked...boa vs python

well of course

Staring Christian Slater

Taglines:You can't see him, but you can feel him.

a dangerous invisible assassin gone rogue.

Cue MST3K: "That's the worst kind!"

you'll never see him coming

You can't see him, but you can feel him.

what the hell kind of tagline is this

Now You See Him.... Now You're Dead

It's for people who don't yet get the concept of invisible man

You don't want to be around when he goes!

Seeing is Deceiving

Don't Look Now But There's an Invisible Penis on the Loose

Does Invisible Man Poop Cease To Be Invisible Once It Has Exited The Invisible Man? Find Out In This Movie!

The problem is, none of these are as dumb and creepy as You can't see him, but you can feel him

sidenote, but who remembers white dog poop? you never see that any more. it used to look like pompei shits, now it is just a pile of muddy DUMPLINGS!

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You can't see him, but he can give you a non-consensual backrub.

why am I not remembering the Female Nudity in Die Hard.

― beachville, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:59 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

near the beginning a couple of randy officemates are going at it and the girl's shirt is off, then the terrorists come in and drag them out

fuckin' terrorists

Caught Having Sex

It is amazing how in the '80s they were able to sneak bare breasts into everything.

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We had to take porn where we could get it

it certainly made Oliver & Company more interesting

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I was particularly enamored of the lax standards of the PG rating in the '80s.

ok folks

*sits up straight, pays attention*

okay...

5. The Last Starfighter

Ahahaha. That worked for a fraction of a second as I was scrolling down.

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#5

ROBOCOP

Paul Verhoeven
1987
United States
(668 points, 18 votes)

robocop = so much disturbing shit! ed209 blowing away kenny in the boardroom, clarence turning murphy's hand into spaghetti sauce w/ a shotgun, the scenes where robocop first shows up at the police station, "bitches leave", robocop going back to murphy's empty house, emil getting covered w/ toxic waste, etc etc

― moonship journey to baja

Robocop was on this weekend. I had forgotten so much of it.

Like, how the Robocop vs 209 fight segues right into a SUX 6000 commercial with a dinosaur. When I originally saw that and that claymation T-Rex came on, my step-dad was all like "Oh COME ON NOW."

― Pleasant Plains

i was watching robocop last week & ruminating on how most movies would only have 2 characters as hardcore as bob morton & clarence boddicker only robocop is dope enough to have both

― and what

what movie is better than robocop? like on earth

― king of ^ flowers (Whiney G. Weingarten)

Robocop was bogged down by an inexplicable amount of Boddicker-free filler, but I think it's a strong movie even with all that stuff about the metal policeman.

― Telephone thing

POLL Verhoeven

great screencap

omg totes

I've not seen Robocop since the 80s. I should most definitely watch it again soon.

I'd say it's the number five action movie of all time.