Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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xxp T2 and 'Robin Hood Prince of Thieves'?

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

aliens is gonna be number one. i'll betcha.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

thing that always gets me in T2 is during the motorcycle stunt when they full-on just show the stunt man who is clearly not arnie, guess they figured people would be so wowed by action they wouldn't notice

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

robocop rules so much.

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

Anymore, I tend to think of T2 as a Best Buy home theatre system demo reel, padded out with a relatively uninvolving and muddled plot. Shit was the bomb when I was 14, though.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

robocop himself is amazing but then you have the villains and murky corporate dudes and ed-209 and the verhoeven/neumeier flourishes. owns.

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

reload action on the gun in the t2 motorcycle/truck chase scene totally wowed and confused me at the time (i had no idea about lever action shotguns).

watercooler challenge (ledge), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

Ugh graceless muscle men with guns, blah blah blah. Very disappointed in u all.

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

you should go back in time and warn your 14 year old self that you were gonna be wrong all the time in the future.

x-post

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

the part where robocop goes back to his home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

finally caught up w/this v enjoyable thread and have already dutifully re-screened die hard 3. it's been a while, and like others on the thread, I was surprised by how much I dug it. might even like it more than the original. I dunno, bruce's smugness kind of grates and sam jackson adds an appreciated dose of energy and lols to the proceedings.

except for those scenes where bruce tells sam that, yes, in fact, HE is the real racist. those are p uncomfortable and weird.

ending sequence is seriously lame tho. *SPOILERS for this ancient movie* bruce essentially shooting down a helicopter with a pistol? c'mon, no fight with simon? no fight with the badass female terrorist? gtfo with that. would have much preferred that alt. ending mentioned earlier in the thread.

also, whoever said this is a great NY movie is 100% otm.

original bgm, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

you should go back in time and warn your 14 year old self that you were gonna be wrong all the time in the future.

x-post

― scott seward, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:40 AM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol otm.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

Wasn't it part of one of the first "music videos largely featuring scenes from the film they're in"?

This has been done forever iirc

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

T2 motorcycle scene redux:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctRBsLAGS40

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

graceless muscle men with guns

to be fair, they are robots

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

aliens is gonna be number one. i'll betcha.

― scott seward, Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:36 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

taking bets for die hard as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

man, robocop is TOOOO LOOOOW. was hoping it would be #1. boddicker is all-time.

original bgm, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

t2 suffers from being about 1/20th as vicious as the first one and the edward furlong/t2 scenes bring the whole movie down a lot but it's still pretty awesome.

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

honestly can't think of a bad guy I like more than boddicker

original bgm, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/inception.jpg

SEE THIS MOVIE

― I have an iTunes playlist called "That Feeling" (Tape Store)

Whew! I saw this on Sunday night and it's taken me this long to slog through the posts here. Which is kind of surprising, as this didn't really seem like the kind of movie that would inspire much discussion among sophisticated filmgoers. I enjoyed it, but it was both fairly pat, plotwise, and not ambiguous enough to make me think much about it after the credits had rolled. The filmmaking metaphor is interesting to me, though, and something that seems more worthy of exploration than the mechanics of the plot.

I honestly haven't been terribly excited about anything Nolan has done (although there's no reason it necessarily should've been, it's interesting and a little sad that Insomnia hasn't been mentioned once in this thread), but I think he's good at making pretty pictures. Something that you look at and appreciate aesthetically in the moment and then forget once you've walked away from it. This and The Dark Knight are far and away the most engaging and fun of his movies IMHO, but I can't help but think that that has a lot to do with the fact that I saw them both in IMAX.

More than anything, Inception made me want to rewatch a bunch of other solid reality-bendy low-key sci-fi flicks mentioned numerous times in the thread (Dark City, Eternal Sunshine, Minority Report, Brazil, etc.) and read some Dick.

― SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare)

yeah after a week or two of digestion this is how I feel - a pretty competent and entertaining movie that didn't really... deserve... all of the intense exegesis devoted to it afterwards. it seemed very straightforward in execution and it seems that others on this thread upon rewatching confirm that it's all pretty tightly interlocked underneath, there doesn't seem to be too much wriggle room. I agree also that so far the most interesting sticking point is the parallels between dream-making in this movie and movie-making in real life.

― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao)

I think movies like "Shutter Island" and "The Inception" are totally B-movie in spirit but blockbuster big in execution. Perhaps that's why I have a trouble reconciling their ideas, as such, with their execution. They're both so much bigger and more expensive than they need to be. Again, as I mention above somewhere, "Inception" cost about 24,000 times what it cost to make "Primer," which shows that the execution of even hyper-complex ideas doesn't need the support of endless shootouts and pointless (but impressive!) special effects like cities folding on top of themselves. The difference between this and something like "Shutter Island" (again) is that Scorsese relishes his overblown elements almost as camp, whereas Nolan approaches it with total seriousness. Yet at its heart "Inception" is still just an old school "Twilight Zone" styled mind-scramble that falls far short of the emotional and/or metaphysical profundity of, say, Charlie Kuafman's best.

― Josh in Chicago

admittedly the only way i may have enjoyed inception more was if one of the "dream defender" dudes or whatever have driven by dicaprio in level 1 and shouted "think fast!" and nailed him in the head with a beer can

― ('_') (omar little)

Inception (with implanted spoilers)

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

WHAT?!?!

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

what the fucking fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

you know, i was an inception defender, but this is fucking RIDICULOUS.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

inception voters, out yourselves. wtf weere you thinking?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

*sends T-800 back in time to terminate everyone who voted for Inception*

White 'Poop' Jesus (snoball), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

I did NOT expect that

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe that beat TERMAINTOR 2

some dude, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

Did NOT see that coming. Voters be trollin!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

good joke, omar, now tell us what the real #3 is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

what is wrong with you ppl

lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxps

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

robocop!!! boardroom scene is still, to this day, awesome.
and peter weller! <3

T2 is cool. Ripped Linda Hamilton turned 2 of my best female friends into crazy gym rats in final year of high school. They wanted her abs more than anything in the world.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol this would be the best joke

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

please tell me it's a joke

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

saw t2 when i was 11 at cinema, gang of older teens there with their gf's adopted me as their mascot it was awesome

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

is it a joke?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

No. Just...no. That's gross.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

Right, so Aliens is toast then right? Probably too much of a genre piece.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

T2 was the first R-rated movie that I watched with my dad. This weekend I took it to the next generation by watching it with my kid (although we've watched a bunch of R-rated movies together). It's a dad film, to be sure.

beachville, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't even see inception. it couldn't be better than red dawn. which didn't even place in this poll you wolverine-hating bastards.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

pretending it says The Rock.

woof, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

FUNNY JOKE OMAR. NOW LETS SEE THE REAL #3.

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://grab.by/2cBu

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

t2 was the first r rated movie my parents let me see. it was mandatory.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh inception. if this is a joke, it's a scheme worthy of criminal mastermind clarence boddicker.

original bgm, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

The FUCK?

drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

INCEPTION????

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
GODDAMN YOU PINKO-COMMIES

*fires gun in the air, screams*

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

tbf there was a lot of action in Inception, but I don't even remember it being on the noms list...probably because I wasn't looking for it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

Blimey. This sneaked on to the bottom of my ballot. Didn't expect it place never mind this high.

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

i can't

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

I hope this is real

I fucking love Inception

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link


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