Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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damn no way is that al leong, what happened to his buff bod

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

I totally would have voted for Blues Brothers!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

i voted blues bros. and bloodsport

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

Bluesport

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

hee hee hee

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

That was my favorite scene.

Jeff, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

i didnt really spend much time thinking about my votes outside of the top 20, but here's my baLOLot:

50 - Point Blank
49 - Three Days of the Condor
48 - Haywire
47 - Elevator to the gallows
46 - le samourai
45 - the french connection
44 - the thing
43 - the fugitive
42 - bloodsport
41 - battle royale
40 - miami vice
39 - terminator 2
38 - bullitt
37 - ronin
36 - leon: the professional
35 - assault on precinct 13
34 - The Towering Inferno
33 - Jaws
32 - the blues brothers
31 - Die Hard
30 - death wish
29 - mi: 3
28 - drive (2011)
27 - The Spy Who Loved Me
26 - children of men
25 - hurt locker
24 - return of the jedi
23 - valhalla rising
22 - clash of the titans (harryhausen)
21 - mission: impossible
20 - Krull
19 - the great escape
18 - aliens
17 - Akira
16 - blade runner
15 - la femme nikita
14 - north by northwest
13 - Over the Top
12 - terminator
11 - Rumble in the Bronx
10 - robocop
09 - robot jox
08 - rocky
07 - Abyss
06 - Bourne ultimatum
05 - El Mariachi
04 - enter the dragon
03 - thief
02 - shooter
01 - conspiracy theory

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

robot jox!! that is like the a1 movie that my young self was dying to see that i still never have

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

its pretty lol

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

i watched ROAD WARRIOR last nite and it fucking RULES. i love how they went all big-budget but kept the sparse, desert landscape from mad max. i love movies that take place in sparse desert landscapes. we should do a MOVIES THAT HAPPEN IN DESERTS poll.

also re-screened blade runner for the first time in years. so fuckng great.

over the weekend i re-screened ALIENS. not too diff from THE THING imo but i have to admit it has a little more action. lol @ how much stuff cameron recycled from this movie in later films: Jurassic Park, Avatar, Abyss, etc

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

dog jurassic park is spielberg

max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

james cameron recycled SO much stuff in his movie jurassic park

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol xp

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol whoops i guess it feels v cameron-y to me

hi morbs.

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

gr080 where would Road Warrior rank on your ballot now that you've seen it?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

i can at least guarantee it would replace Conspiracy Theory as my only mel gibson vote

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

i'm going to do a "stills only" thread later this week, for posterity.

omar little, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

I knew First Blood would fall right outside the top 75. Way too low, though.

Kinda weird that Kill Bill Part 2 made it that high. That certainly seems like one of those "barely an action movie" nominations to me.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe this is the place where should pick the next movie poll:
war movies
martial arts movies
comedies
romcoms
LOL troll romcoms
gravity movies
movies that happen in deserts
???

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

romcoms, then gravity movies

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

friendship movies

max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

bathroom movies

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

we should do a buddy cop poll so that lethal weapon can finally get its due

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

rides

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

dog buddy movies

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

there was a sci-fi poll? what was number one robot movie?

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Comedies has anger and hurt feelings written all over it. I suggest we go headfirst into that one asap!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

should do worst movie EVAH poll. so i can vote for every ed burns movie.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah just do one comedy poll. don't split rom and com.

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

a most-hated movie poll might be fun but also seems sort of 'beneath us as a community' idk

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

comedy of all-time is too broad imo. romcom poll would be fun and anti-canon like the action poll was.

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

i saw ROMCOMs first then all-time comedy

then sci-fi

then DESSERTS

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

It would finally give me the opportunity to stan for Leaving Las Vegas in some capacity. xps

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

anything that pisses morbs off is a-ok with me

max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

ya romcom better than straight com

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Will morbs leave ilx forever if Sleepless in Seattle wins?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

deserts would be a cool and interesting one

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

I might leave ILX forever if Sleepless in Seattle wins!

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

desert movie is too broad, desert island movies that are literally movies about desert islands are the way to go

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

true confessions: Sleepless in Seattle always makes me tear up a little.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

Bull Durham is getting my #1 vote in romcoms

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

Dessert island.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe this is the place where should pick the next movie poll:
war movies
martial arts movies
comedies
romcoms
LOL troll romcoms
gravity movies
movies that happen in deserts
friendship movies
bathroom movies
do a buddy cop poll
rides
dog buddy movie
sci-fi
number one robot
most-hated movie
desert island movies that are literally movies about desert islands

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

Does "Singin' In The Rain" count as a romcom?

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Singin in the Rain is no rom-com. Rom is distantly ancillary to the story, I'd say.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

Lethal Weapon 2 may be one of the all-time great bathroom-friendship-buddy cop hybrids.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol

TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link


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