"woah, I think it's kicking in"
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
um,
"christ, what an asshole"
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link
"you paid HOW much for a walk up brownstone?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
Dan's is the best so far.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
Which one?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago) link
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 11:16 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:17 (twelve years ago) link
implants
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago) link
OMG IT'S STARTING TO EVEN LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE RAINBOW
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/05/p465/120305_contest_p465.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link
"Why does everyone ask if I'm John Darnielle?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
omg
― goole, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
lock thread
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
"don't turn around, but i think that guy's checking out my ass"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
"hey, did we just pass your twin brother?"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
"hell is full"
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
"i'm glad my mother insisted i get my MBA to fall back on instead of just focusing on my first career with the jim rose circus"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
"So I emerged through the backseat of a limo and I thought, 'Now what?' It's not like Mathew Barney's career was going to go on forever."
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
Jim Breuer ruined my life.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
"Christ, this is normal."
― omar 13337713 (Leee), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
"Yes Ted, I understand I do understand the full irony of the expression here, but no, I'm not kidding you."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
"Long story short, I had to hoof it all the way from midtown."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link
"I did all this work but I have nothing to shofar it"
― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link
that pun's probably been made more successfully a million billion times
― Male Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Nutsack (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link
"I wanted to go to a therapist, but my wife says we need the wool."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
haha the midtown one has 'new yorker potential'
― iatee, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
"I laughed at the Great God Pan."
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:58 (twelve years ago) link
(Few people will probably get what that refers to, though.)
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:59 (twelve years ago) link
"evil is such a loaded word."
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:04 (twelve years ago) link
"i sometimes think law chose me."
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:05 (twelve years ago) link
"well, you know, 'merry wanderer of the night' doesn't really pay the bills"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 09:13 (twelve years ago) link
That's a win one.
Then again, these are the ones they liked for the 'cricket cowboy' one:
“On a clear day, I can get Santa Fe on the antenna.”"At the next canyon, I'll show you why."“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 10:03 (twelve years ago) link
“Nope, it's not a new haircut. Try again.”
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:47 (twelve years ago) link
Which also went for the 'snake with a big ass' pic.
I think we have a new 'goes with any pic' caption, along with "This is normal" and "Christ, what an asshole!"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:51 (twelve years ago) link
"She's staying with some relatives for the weekend. Why?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:58 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 08:59 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The Great God Pan is a lawyer!
(a differently obscure reference)
― ledge, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:02 (twelve years ago) link
"They said it would stay in Vegas."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
lol
"I'm just glad my tailor can cover the tail, to be honest with you"
― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 12:51 (twelve years ago) link
"they had al pacino play me and that matrix guy play kevin. i've still never seen it."
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link
― Tuomas, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 8:58 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tuomas, Tuesday, February 28, 2012 8:59 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Wait, Tuomas is quoting the Fall?
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link
No, The Fall is quoting Jack Kirby.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
The vegas one and "law chose me" one are both pretty lol.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
Aw, Tuomas, I knew you weren't really quoting the Fall (though actually it took me ages to remember what it was originally from), I just liked the 'posts very much out of character' element.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago) link
"...so then Stacy told me 'helicopter parents' didn't refer to literal helicopters, and everyone laughed at me."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/03/12/p465/120312_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 5 March 2012 10:22 (twelve years ago) link
"apparently he's the god of orthodontics"
― Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 March 2012 12:43 (twelve years ago) link
ok, that's way too good...
― Mark G, Monday, 5 March 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
I say that every week, and every week, there's something gets chosen that's like "Oh, I forgot, the Joneses are coming over for Polenta" or something.
― Mark G, Monday, 5 March 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link
"Apparently the soil contains traces of Prozac."
― Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm afraid of what we'll find if we dig any deeper."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 5 March 2012 13:44 (twelve years ago) link
"Welcome to Christmas Island."
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Monday, 5 March 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link