Why Do (some) Men Hate Women?

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(dry tone) Glad to hear your ignorance wasn't meant for all of us.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 6 October 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

Cinni, no I am not Arnold, nor am I Bill Clinton, or a Kennedy boy either! N, a tight fitting skirt (such as dungaree) may not show anything, But a loose fitting skirt (such as a tennis skirt, or summer dress) can give people below quite a view. Martin Skidrow, I cleary stated getting arrested was an extreme example.

― Trent, Monday, 6 October 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

But how often does this happen? It's a ridiculous hypothetical.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Monday, 6 October 2003 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

Trent, stick around and you'll discover that Cinni likes this technique of 'guilt by association'. Sure, Democrats have grabbed their interns' parts too, but Cinni wants at all costs to push you into a corner with Republicans or (better) fascists, in order to isolate and shame you. He has tried to push me into a corner with the KKK on many occasions, but I escaped by pointing out that nurses wear white uniforms too, and that dunces wear a pointy hat.

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 6 October 2003 22:29 (twenty years ago) link

What do you mean with "looks nice on you"?
If nobody is looking at you then what is the purpose of it looking nice. Comfortable I understand but "nice looking" suggests someone eh looks at it you know?
Oh sorry, I forgot, I am not allowed to look nice coe I want to, I have to be doing it for someone else huh? What an idiot you are!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

theres some total bullshit on this thread, and it ain't coming from pink panther.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 07:48 (twenty years ago) link

Oh sorry, I forgot, I am not allowed to look nice coe I want to, I have to be doing it for someone else huh? What an idiot you are!

You are not very bright are you?
What is the purpose of looking nice if nobody sees you?
So you can look at yourself in the mirror all day?

― , Tuesday, 7 October 2003 12:49 (twenty years ago) link

No I think it is you who arent very bright, as you cannot imagine anyone else doing something for themselves. Maybe you constantly rely on others to make you feel better about yourself, how sad does that make you. I like to look nice for me, not anybody else!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

Wow, you are in love with your self. That's great.

― , Tuesday, 7 October 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

haha, you think? How little you know.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 13:40 (twenty years ago) link

There's an interesting question behind this current spat:

Where is the dividing line that seperates enjoying the way you look and "flaunting" it (IOW inviting attention from others) from enjoying the way you look but not meaning it as an open invitation to ogle? Is it even possible to "flaunt it" with opening yourself up for ogling? (For the purposes of this question, "ogling" is unwanted attention that makes you feel uncomfortable.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:21 (twenty years ago) link

Yep! Ogling definitely makes me feel uncomfortable.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

(insert photo of me flashing my tits here)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

(please)

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:31 (twenty years ago) link

(there is a "with" that is missing an "out" in my previous post)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

(parentheses)

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

I was gonna ask you to post a pic of you giving the bird to that guy!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:35 (twenty years ago) link

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/crappyfountain.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

Thanks!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

I broke the button on that coat last night :(

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

Nooooooo!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:51 (twenty years ago) link

I got the postcard btw, it made me laugh!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:52 (twenty years ago) link

Oh good! At least someone appreciates the cats.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

Oh always!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

I choke on my irrational man-hating when I get my period: WHY DOESN"T THIS HAPPEN TO THEM?!?!? NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR I AM WEARING MY SHORTEST LEGAL SKIRT TODAY AND WIGGLING MY ASS WITH EVERY STEP AA HAHAHHAAAHA REVENGE HELP ME I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link

About eleven years back a good friend was mentioning her period pains and I stupidly said, "I can imagine how that feels." About half an hour of thorough detail later, I fully understood my folly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

Well, you women may get periods, but at least you can't get pregnant...oh wait...well, at least the average salary for a woman is vastly more than the average salary for a man...oh shit, um...hey, at least you have equal rights with men...uh, nevermind.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

"But Mom, what about those heavy flow days?"

― TMI Girl from that commercial (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

I have issues with getting yelled at for saying, "I can imagine how that feels." I mean, I can imagine how it feels. I have no way of knowing if I'm right, but I can imagine it. I can imagine truckloads of shit. Right now I'm imagining eating a unicorn steak. Mmmmm. Needs more salt, though. And some hot peppers. Unicorn fajitas! Those would rock.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

I think guys should really start a campaign where we talk up what a pain in the ass it is to shave our faces daily. Because, you know, uh, it is. It's tough, dude, and painful, and boy is it ever time-consuming. Yeah.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:46 (twenty years ago) link

Sometimes, when I get razor burn, I just want to blow my head off with a poisonous shotgun.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

Wow! I have felt exactly the same way about my uterus!

If I blow your head off, will you shoot me in the gut? Better yet, you blow my head off and I'll shoot you in the gut and then our friends can look at us and FINALLY learn the secret to empathy for the opposite sex! FUCKING BRILLIANT, I SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN!!!

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

(insert picture of me flashing my tits here)

(insert story of how I had my period for four months straight and would gladly shoot anyone in the head with a poisonous shotgun who seriously thought razor burn is worse than that)

(dude also the Brazilian wtf wtf wtf!)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

Good thing I wasn't being serious...or was I?

No, I wasn't.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

I know. I just wanted to gross you all out with my period horror stories. I have more! One of my friend's had a massive blood vessel in her uterus burst while we were at a club and the floor got covered in blood, it looked like someone got shot! So of course all the guys were like is that normal? And I was like, yeah, totally.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

(dude also the Brazilian wtf wtf wtf!)

http://www.fugufotos.com/people/Men%2001/Old%20Brazilian%20Man%20copy.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, you are going to hell.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 17:59 (twenty years ago) link

Surprise!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

Like all of the women in my office have massive reproductive system problems, I think it has something to do with something in the office because it makes no damn sense otherwise.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

About eleven years back a good friend was mentioning her period pains and I stupidly said, "I can imagine how that feels." About half an hour of thorough detail later, I fully understood my folly.

You should have sat patiently listening to her rant and then said "No, I think you misheard me - I said I can't imagine how that feels."

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, you British wits.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 20:05 (twenty years ago) link

You should have sat patiently listening to her rant and then said "No, I think you misheard me - I said I can't imagine how that feels."

(insert wry tone) Backtracking would only work if she bothered listening---which rarely is the point after a good rant.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 20:08 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, you forgot the t.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

"witts"?

― HAW HAW HAW... oh (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 October 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

i dont hate women, but i do think i have certain issues with them that prevent me from really forming relationships or meeting as many women as id like.

― mr x, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Issues in the Leviticus chapter 15 sense?

― Abbott, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Issues in the Leviticus chapter 15 sense?

HAHAHA ew.

Bible humor.

― kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

"And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean."

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Glad you guys know, yay! That joke goes over FLAT IRL.

― Abbott, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

It's almost like there are too many indoctrinated childhoods for one board....

― Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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