Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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The careers of Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tllly after "Bound" defy the laws of physics, presaging "The Matrix."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

Bound was cool *folds arms*

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Joey Pants rules.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

also cf: 90's hot

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

did starfucker Cornel West play a "software entity"?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

starfucker Cornel West played a human outside of the Matrix

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

so... no

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I was watching "Still Bill," and when Cornel West shows up, just to hang, I was, like, there is literally no reason for Cornel West to be in a Bill Withers doc.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck that dude for ruining the Matrix sequel.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I was watching "Still Bill," and when Cornel West shows up, just to hang, I was, like, there is literally no reason for Cornel West to be in a Bill Withers doc.

well, someone was running a camera, and it is West's first instinct to leap in front of any recording camera

dude has ruined many a family holiday

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

so you have relatives who admire him for speaking truth to power?

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

gina gershon should be the most famous actress alive. i wish she were in every movie.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

cloud atlas the book is great!

max, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

love gina gershon

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

oh man there is some terrible/awesomely campy movie where she plays a rock musician which you MUST SEE if you haven't already

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah much love for the Gersh, even if Bound is terrible

erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

xpost sounds like he just crowds into all family photos.

lou reed scott walker monks niagra (chinavision!), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

so you have relatives who admire him for speaking truth to power?

it's Lent, why are you here

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

No one keeps Cornel out. No one!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

she's sexy and everything but she's so adorable too! such a cutey. she should at least have a cool one hour hbo show or something. i can't actually remember the last thing i saw her in.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

No one keeps Morbz out. No one!

some dude, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

xxposts to Shakey: that Gina movie was Prey For Rock N Roll. Total awesome cheese

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

AND BOUND IS NOT TERRIBLE

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Last thing I saw her in was ... "The Insider." Could do worse, as far as last things I saw you in goes.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kTVqaEt7tI

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

She was on Eastbound and Down

Number None, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah just looked at her wiki page and that list of movies...oof! what the hell are half of them? how is that even possible? did she piss people off in hollywood or something?

scott seward, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

She makes some weird, sad choices, that's for sure.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

god what a great movie xxxp

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

oh man there is some terrible/awesomely campy movie where she plays a rock musician which you MUST SEE if you haven't already

― erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:33 PM (7 minutes ago)

but did u know they made a REALITY TV SHOW out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llAM-Wv327s

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

there's no way that reality show wasn't thought up as marketing for her movie, like 'reality shows are hot now, this will be a great way to get eyes on your project' blabbity blah. SO bad.

and it looks like DVD bonus material. a whole season of that? oof.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

would like to point out that her backing band on that show was girls against boys

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

someone should make a movie about making the TV show about the fake band gina was in to promote her movie about being in a band

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

gina can play herself

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

the cloud atlas cast is like a whole list of people i wouldn't want to be in any hypothetical movie of 'cloud atlas' in any possible world

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

What the fuck, Kevin Pollak has a interview series? With dude from "Freaks and Geeks" as his sidekick?

It's a great show too... Lots of great interviews on it.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

Over the long term, I think I like Speed Racer more than any of the Matrix movies. (would have put it on my ballot also)

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

2. Guns are cool

This reasoning seems the most sound.

(xxxxposts again)

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I was watching "Still Bill," and when Cornel West shows up, just to hang, I was, like, there is literally no reason for Cornel West to be in a Bill Withers doc.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, February 23, 2012 3:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh god, cornel west. bill withers has 10x the intellect of that self-promiting piece of shit. which is obvious from the scene they have together.

there's a similar scene in the documentary "soul power" where don king and muhammad ali are bloviating about whether capitalism and black nationalism are reconciliable and withers is just sitting in the middle, eating his ham and eggs and obviously pretending he is somewhere else.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

i guess what i meant to say just above is that while cornel west acts really condescending toward withers, the joke is on him since withers says things that are wiser, more interesting, more perceptive, and more self-knowing in that 90-minute documentary than west has said in an entire career of offerring comment on anything and everything.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

brother cornel is cool as hell and has had a lot of cool shit to say in his career.

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

that is incorrect

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

he's a professionally useless blowhard

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NRNOn.jpg

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

being a self-promoting blowhard doesn't invalidate the cool things he's had to say

interesting how u hate the loud and brash blackman but praise the 'humble' one... the one who perhaps knows his place... hmm...

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

go fuck yourself

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

"how interesting"

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link


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