Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kTVqaEt7tI

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

She was on Eastbound and Down

Number None, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah just looked at her wiki page and that list of movies...oof! what the hell are half of them? how is that even possible? did she piss people off in hollywood or something?

scott seward, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

She makes some weird, sad choices, that's for sure.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

god what a great movie xxxp

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

oh man there is some terrible/awesomely campy movie where she plays a rock musician which you MUST SEE if you haven't already

― erotic war comedy pollster (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:33 PM (7 minutes ago)

but did u know they made a REALITY TV SHOW out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llAM-Wv327s

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

there's no way that reality show wasn't thought up as marketing for her movie, like 'reality shows are hot now, this will be a great way to get eyes on your project' blabbity blah. SO bad.

and it looks like DVD bonus material. a whole season of that? oof.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

would like to point out that her backing band on that show was girls against boys

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

someone should make a movie about making the TV show about the fake band gina was in to promote her movie about being in a band

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

gina can play herself

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

the cloud atlas cast is like a whole list of people i wouldn't want to be in any hypothetical movie of 'cloud atlas' in any possible world

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

What the fuck, Kevin Pollak has a interview series? With dude from "Freaks and Geeks" as his sidekick?

It's a great show too... Lots of great interviews on it.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

Over the long term, I think I like Speed Racer more than any of the Matrix movies. (would have put it on my ballot also)

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

2. Guns are cool

This reasoning seems the most sound.

(xxxxposts again)

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I was watching "Still Bill," and when Cornel West shows up, just to hang, I was, like, there is literally no reason for Cornel West to be in a Bill Withers doc.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, February 23, 2012 3:25 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh god, cornel west. bill withers has 10x the intellect of that self-promiting piece of shit. which is obvious from the scene they have together.

there's a similar scene in the documentary "soul power" where don king and muhammad ali are bloviating about whether capitalism and black nationalism are reconciliable and withers is just sitting in the middle, eating his ham and eggs and obviously pretending he is somewhere else.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

i guess what i meant to say just above is that while cornel west acts really condescending toward withers, the joke is on him since withers says things that are wiser, more interesting, more perceptive, and more self-knowing in that 90-minute documentary than west has said in an entire career of offerring comment on anything and everything.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

brother cornel is cool as hell and has had a lot of cool shit to say in his career.

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

that is incorrect

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

he's a professionally useless blowhard

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NRNOn.jpg

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

being a self-promoting blowhard doesn't invalidate the cool things he's had to say

interesting how u hate the loud and brash blackman but praise the 'humble' one... the one who perhaps knows his place... hmm...

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

go fuck yourself

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

"how interesting"

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

do i need to show you an amiri baraka tattoo or something before you consider my opinions valid? or is just possible that this particular "brash" black man is a huckster and the so-called "humble" one (who is plenty angry in his own right) is a brilliant one?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

or maybe you'd rather hear criticism of west from an Actual Black Person?

here you go: http://libcom.org/library/what-are-drums-saying-booker

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

amateurist I love you man but I think you just got trolled

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 24 February 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

yeah maybe. still i'll take the gospel of "cornel west is useless" wherever i am welcome.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

love how this thread has petered out into lengthy discussions of Gina Gershon and Cornel West

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

Petered out? You mean RAMPED UP!!!

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 24 February 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

*gina gershon jumps out window, cornel west explodes*

I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Friday, 24 February 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

i think that happened once really

goole, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

Just watched North by Northwest. I couldn't stop imagining it redone as a Bourne style thriller - teal and orange, fast cut fistfights, insane car chase, parkour, no-holds-barred love scene on the train. I think it could work.

ledge, Friday, 24 February 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

only if the guy doing the parkour is CGI cary grant

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 24 February 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

dudes... THE RAID. Instant classic.

Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

Titus? Action?

The play is action!

omar 13337713 (Leee), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

tbf it's no Measure for Measure

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 February 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

Doing a Die Hard marathon here. The first and second. Awww yeah.

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 26 February 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

YIPPEEKAYAY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 February 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

Many a stunt driver had a profitable career at The Globe

mac and me (Ówen P.), Sunday, 26 February 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

Die Hard 2 is underrated. That plane crash is fucking terrifying.

Also, John Amos as the villain!

I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Sunday, 26 February 2012 05:32 (twelve years ago) link

I got Inception for Christmas.

Parents: "I remember you talking about this movie a lot"

WTG ILX

rubber belly hand necker (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 26 February 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

I have Inception and like it and watch it occasionally!

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 26 February 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

I don't want to remember if I liked it

rubber belly hand necker (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 26 February 2012 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

What, because of a handful of negative ilxor reviews? Be your own Lorax, here, man.

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 26 February 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

the part in DH2 when the dude gets pushed into the jet engine... yeesh

flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, 26 February 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

Still not sure what was up with villain's naked stretching/martial arts practice at beginning

valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 26 February 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

the steam powered luggage sorting facility at the airport is also a little wtf.

smash williams, Sunday, 26 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

brother cornel is cool as hell and has had a lot of cool shit to say in his career. ― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass)

^^ ntm

he's a professionally useless blowhard ― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist)

^^ ntm

I've seen Cornel from both sides now, as sage and crank, but still somehow, it's West's self-importance I recall. I really can't see West at all.

Aimless, Sunday, 26 February 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Just watched Commando for the first time in a long long time - Bill Paxton is also in that too!

nate woolls, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link


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