Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (18197 of them)

going to lol...england v holland tomorrow. is wembley a total shithole? anyone got any tips on where to have a pint beforehand?

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

Probably best to have a pint in Kilburn and then jump on the tube rather than go to one of the pubs by the stadium

Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

Would love to see a player joining a club without reaching any kind of agreement.

"We'll offer you £90,000 a week."

"No, but I'll show up on Saturday anyway."

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 10:53 (twelve years ago) link

That's what Owen is doing at Utd afaik

Number None, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

Arsenal and Manchester City will play each other in the inaugural ‘China Cup’, a one-off match in Beijing’s ‘Bird’s Nest’ Stadium on Friday, July 27, kick-off 8pm local time.
At least we won't have sold RvP to them by then.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

ironically, given his bone composition

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

Scott Parker is England captain. If anyone cares

Number None, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

I can't find myself getting excited about Podolski. He was a bit rubbish at Bayern when they actually eexpected him to perform. Still, he's hopefully a step up from Arshavin.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

It's Arsenal going for a *name* player that's significant imo. He's a step up in status from every other signing bar Arshavin for the last what, ten years?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

poor gervinho, nasri, arteta, chamakh, campbell, baptista and reyes. forgotten in time.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

One day hopefully we can go for both a *name* player and an *awesome* player in one.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

Podolski's got 95 caps and does well in big tournaments, he's a league up from those other guys

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

that's why he's not Arsenal enough

FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

lol germany caps mean shit to me post-mertesacker

/jaded

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit, Mertesacker is 27? I thought he was about early thirties

Number None, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

is he fuck a league up from chamakh

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

and i man, really who is this podolski guy when compared to gervinho, one of the greatest players of the moder- oh fuckit i've lost the will

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

Podolski is a baby, even by professional footballer standards. Can see him doing well if he's brought in to replace Van Persie and expected to be the focal point of a team going for 4th. If he comes in to be in the same team as RVP and help Arsenal to challenge for the title then he'll bottle it.

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

wow, that's depressing

Number None, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

He is probably better than Arshavin tho

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:25 (twelve years ago) link

tellya, when arshavin starts seeing his wages go back to zenit levels he'll be a worldbeater again

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

I remember Eamon Dunphy confidently declaring Arshavin "one of the best players in the world" after the quarter-final against Holland in Euro 2008. Next game: "we've had the wool pulled over our eyes with this guy, Bill". His Arsenal career in microcosm.

Number None, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

dunphy and his woolly eyes eh

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link

Arshavin just needs to move to LFC. He scores with every shot at Anfield iirc

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

arsenal were robbed in that game, i remember the outraged emails i exchanged at the time with my lfc correspondents

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

We'd need to buy a midfield capable of creating the opportunity first

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

I though we just did that? Oh no we sold/shipped them out on loan. My mistake.

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

ismael and his ever-expanding 'we'

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

Think Arsenal are played 2 won 2 when they have 'superfan' IK in the 'audience'

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

Before this season I think my record w/Arsenal was seen-em-twice, drawn two, inc one heartbreaking cup exit; so I'm keeping us afloat this season afaict

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

Ah no, that's not true, I did steer them to the double in 1998 as well. Wenger owes me.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:53 (twelve years ago) link

Is there any correlation between their results and the hairstyle you're sporting on each visit?

Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

It's the dead celebrities I feel sorry for

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

I've only ever been to 7 LFC games. They have lost 4, drawn 3. I stay away now.

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

we drew 0-0 with villa in my only trip to WHL

We've been beaten 3-1 and 1-0 in my trips to old trafford, cheating cunt ref every time iirc (imnrc)

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

Only four Liverpool games for me - 1 win, 2 draws, 1 defeat, one managerial heart attack.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

i like podolski a lot

fuck deathcore and metalcore (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

If you carry on seeing 2/3 of your Spurs games at O.T then I fear you are destined to be disappointed Darragh.
xp

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

Nice job burying the lead there Ismael!

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

was he one of the celebrities ik

steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

FWIW I've seen Spurs 8 times: 2 wins (including 4-0 against United and 5-2 or 5-1 against Everton), 2 draws, 4 defeats.

Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

(that's not actually "including", is it? more "consisting of")

Striking Minors (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

xp That he ended up at Villa was a worse fate tbh.

To be fair we didn't have a clue til we stopped at a pub after the game. Nowadays I could enjoy ilf banter and questionable puns within seconds.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

Wanna explain Kerr? I only ever really saw him for Germany (could be very good, but i'm glad they have ozil and gotze now) and Bayern (the drizzling shits).

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

Spurs four times - can't actually remember any of the other results (home v Leicester, Portsmouth and Wolves) but I think I had a 100% record 'til Sunday.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

Wish I'd kept track of my Arsenal attendances from the early years when I went five or six times a season as a JG. A few memorable ones include a 3-0 against Newcastle when Vieira scored the goal of the month and Freddie Ljungberg's debut against Man United (4-1 iirc).

Only away trips have been two to Old Trafford (9-2 on aggregate) and Villa in the only game of that season when we conceded three (after being 0-2 up at half time). That was also the game when a parachuting Father Christmas crashed into the upper tier of the stand and broke his leg in the plummet that followed.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

Impressed that ILFers have been on the spot for so much carnage and catastrophe.

pandemic, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

I was at the Johnny Haynes memorial match at Craven Cottage when he died in a car crash, but that wasn't *at* the game thankfully.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link


This thread has been locked by an administrator

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.