Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

ok you savages i've sent it to you~

please make this mug

btw dudes i saw HANNAH last nite!!! not great but prob good enough and ilx-y to be on this list had it come out a few years ago

dear omar

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/ronin7.jpg

watched Branded to Kill last weekend thx to this thread. wasn't entirely expecting anything so disjointed/incoherent but loads of fun imagery and great scenes

omar did u get my message

i got it. once i order one i will post a pic upon receipt and folks can line up if they want one. it will probably be about $20 w/shipping.

i gotta be honest i at first assumed this was an actual tin cup you were modeling to look exactly like the ronin ones :(

monetize this poll

i would pay extra for a metal mug btw

I rewatched the scene recently and I think de niro takes approximately 340 sips from the cup before he uses it to ambush bean

def worth $20 then, that's a lot of sips

i would have done metal but you'd end up with a giant thermos if you want metal as opposed to a classy ronin style cup.

oh boo then

is it gonna just be a straight-up ceramic mug then? or something ~classy~

can we all post photos with our mugs ala BH Ideas?

otm

I am about to spend the next 2.5 hours of my day watching Apocalypto. Y'all best be right about this.

Wow, I don't remember that film being that long.

i watched APOCALYPTO for the first time last week and it RULED.

It is kind of awesome already.

its probably the best movie that ive asked myself "how the hell did this actually get made?" while watching

This is intense.

Holy crap. That was pretty darn good.

it's a good one.

i wonder why, in l.a.

now streaming on netflix btw (TL&DInLA that is)

omar i'll have mine on a mason jar that i can clip to my belt

does he wonder "why in L.A.?" or does he "wonder why," in L.A.?

i think i bounce back and forth between the two

(exegesis-wise)

i wish he'd just run away to paradise already.

can we do the SCI FI poll yet?

you will SIT and this table and you will FINISH your comedy poll or you don't get any SCI FI. You understand me?

*at

so very tired

you will SIT and this table will SIT

IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR COMEDY YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY SCIFI
HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY SCIFI IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR COMEDY

maaaan fuck a comedy

the people want SCI FI

the people have spoken
now shush

:)

so you've all seen The Train by now, right

Yes.

so you've seen die hard by now, right

^^^ srsly ^^^

I know there's a dedicated Expendables thread but I just wanted to post this here because

OMG IT'S A CHEESE EXPLOSION AND IT'S HEADED THIS WAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQf3YP8p85I

expendables 2 is on some neverending story 2 shit

I finally watched Die Hard 2, loool

Dialog-wise/character-wise, it's not even got a sniff of a chance against Die Hard. And they really could've done with a better villain. That dude sure was no Hans Gruber.
However, for explosion lols it's pretty A+. Snowmobile splosions! Plane splosions! looool that was a lot of fun

I forgot about the snowmobiles!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xxGtFHt64

omar did the coffee mug happen?

i attempted it but the sites i used wouldn't put it through due to copyright issues. pff as if united artists is making ronin mugs.

:(