If you want the butcher's best, be gracious to your guest.
― ledge, Friday, 16 March 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
[You're] as predictable as a wooden book.
(actually heard someone say this once)
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Friday, 16 March 2012 11:39 (twelve years ago) link
Shepherds' pats on your cheese slats
Morning is showing picture of a pony to a milkman.
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:32 (twelve years ago) link
A mug from a place you've never been/is sure to catch the whole world's sin.
― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago) link
you don't stifle a fart by holding it in, but by destroying the source of the methane
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 16 March 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
The tweaking midwife always spills the bongwater of the expectant mother.
― Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 16 March 2012 12:46 (twelve years ago) link
If you can't trust a man, then you surely can't leave your house
― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link
A fart a day can make your troubles seem square.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
If you want to win, make your opponent sleep backwards
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
Wear a scarf in the summer? Someone barfed on your mother.
― the same dope water as you (how's life), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link
"Just because it rhymesdoesn't mean it's true"
― Mark G, Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:31 (eleven years ago) link
step on a crack, call the council.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Thursday, 23 August 2012 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
talk like you're wistful. walk like you're full of wind.
― how's life, Thursday, 23 August 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link
Penny time is any time you huff a puff of rye.
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link
New friends sit on your lapOld friends give you dap
― how's life, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
it takes a rabbit to scare a miser
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
forgotten memories are priceless, but lifelong regrets are free
― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
a snake in the purse is worth the curse
― cwkiii, Thursday, 22 May 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link
this is called money bags
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
Be aware of your feelings when you feel first strongly.
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link
Forget the things you hold most dear, for antlers have no memory
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link
You never get it right until you get it wrong right.
― katsu kittens (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:48 (ten years ago) link
"This fermentation can cause the common symptoms include diarrhoea or loose motions, wind and abdominal bloating and discomfort."
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link
live like you're vacationing when home, and live like you're home when vacationing
― chinavision!, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link
that one is good, it's like SOOOO close to meaningful
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 May 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
My Penis is untimely.
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link
You can't find your way back to shore with a breadcrumb trail.
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link
Don't save your best wine for a storm.
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 20:51 (nine years ago) link
Dressing rags impresses the ragpicker.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
Dammit. Dressing in rags.
― put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Monday, 2 June 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
never hesitate on the stairs when you could be sleeping on the floor
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:10 (nine years ago) link
the cloud you see is brighter than the sun you don't
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link
the turd in your hand becomes earth once you flush
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:22 (nine years ago) link
no one ever went broke by robbing a dice game
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:25 (nine years ago) link
it's not the size of the dog in the fight / that keeps the neighbors up all night
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:30 (nine years ago) link
it takes a shooting star each day / to make a degree in Astronomy pay
― we're talking housing discrimination vs, like, the Book of Job (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:49 (nine years ago) link
Last people don't come nice
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:52 (nine years ago) link
A rich man doesn't string his own cello
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 09:56 (nine years ago) link
sweet froth at night/angel delightsweeth froth in morning/porridge shite
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:35 (nine years ago) link
don't step to the beat that gives you crossed feet
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link
Indoor shoes are no match for soft floors.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link
it is better to have manned a wall than to have walled a man
― I Miss You(tube embeds) (onimo), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
Amanda Wall
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
life is a lossless format — you can't resample a memory!
― macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
A spent penny is worth more than a pound.
― mirostones, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link
A marriage vow has no poetry
― Josefa, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
A lost cause is its own reward.
― The She's The Sheriff Mystery Hour (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
Never outrun success, smelling the roses is the journey
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
nine sisters makes a barrowful, nine brothers makes a mess
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
A whale can't see its own tail
― The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
A sack of shit is always too heavy
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
↑ good one, it just rings eternally true.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
you can't yoke an ox to a ploughing engine
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
A spoonful today will taste okA spoonful tomorrow will taste of sorrow
― The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link
a chandler never asksesan axeman where his wax isan axeman never quandarieswhere a laundrer keeps his laundries
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
Refrain from peeing through a keyholeAnd putting keys inside your peehole
― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link
boil the lance before lancing the boil
― hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link
^vg
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link
If your butt feels sour, use that internal power
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link
even a watched clock never boils
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
A swallowed turd does not coprophagia make.
― pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
Where there’s a will, there’s a corpse
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
clean arsehole, clean mind
― calzino, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
two wrongs don't make a right; but two rights send you into oncoming traffic
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
the mintier the julep, the prettier the baby.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link