Jake Gyllenhaal

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I can confirm that he is hot.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you give'em the old Jack Twist, tim?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I want to see all the post-Oscar pixorz.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Where is the Gyllenhaal/Sarsgaard sex tape? (Depending on the rumors' veracity, I'll take either G.)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Did you give'em the old Jack Twist, tim?

http://www.itvt.com/images/judy1.jpg

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

"Jack Nasty loves you!"

http://pics.livejournal.com/madlori/pic/00050tg2

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

where are yall finding these pics?!?!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

If Tim had a close encounter with JG, I missed it!?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

The Toothy Tile controversy continues to play out.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I must say, I'm having trouble buying the Toothy Tile shit, wishful thinking notwithstanding.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I just read up on Toothy Tile -- hadn't heard of it before. If T.T. is indeed Jake, then why does Ted Casablanca say that T.T.'s lover is NOT Peter Sarsgaard?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

because it's Heath Ledger, silly!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread is causing me workplace discomfort

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Alfred, no.

"I figured if I couldn't be around my girlfriend, I would settle for her brother," said Sarsgaard, who's dating Maggie Gyllenhaal.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Gyllenhaal received the Desert Palm Achievement Award from colleague Peter Sarsgaard (who, by the way, is dating Jake's sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal). Sarsgaard said he was planning to say nice things about Gyllenhaal, since they all picked on him during the making of "Jarhead." However, the first thing that Sarsgaard noted was Gyllenhaal's great hair. He said, "Jake's got an amazing head of hair. Look at it, it's incredible."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG, did anybody see Sarsgaard at the Indie Spirit Awards?? He came out -- er, went onstage -- with gift bags dangling from his arms and did everything but howl "It's Raining Men."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Saturday morning while waiting for an outside table at Sant Ambroeus I spotted Maggie Gyllenhaal (looking very well put together) and a very scruffy Peter Sarsgaard sitting with an older woman and…drum roll please…a truly hot, relaxed, smiling brother Jake. Jake was clearly not trying to go incognito as he was holding a little puppy on his lap. Despite this critical mass of star power everyone was pretty much leaving them alone. At one point Peter stood up and started rubbing Jake’s shoulders which caused me to gasp.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Jake, Maggie, puppy

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/JunkFeud/gyllenhaal/gyllenhaal-lunching11.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha jaymc has the goods! or maybe he's just writing it...

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Puggles will keep them together.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

The older woman at the table, btw -- sitting next to Jake -- is Mrs. G. (Naomi Foner).

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/JunkFeud/gyllenhaal/gyllenhaal-lunching6.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

whew.... getting light-headed...

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Where are you getting this, jay?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link

(1) http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertainment/columnists/13159177.htm
(2) http://www.emanuellevy.com/article.php?articleID=912
(3) http://www.gawker.com/news/stalker/gawker-stalker-the-gyllenhaalsarsgaard-puppy-saga-takes-a-homoerotic-twist-135958.php

Photos: http://junk-feud.com/archives/mama-gyllenhaal/

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link

(I LOVE Naomi Foner's silver boots in that pic!)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Hoo boy:

On the same wavelength as Sarsgaard, Gyllenhaal said that he indeed "loves to tell stories in film," but then immediately said, "I already did a gay cowboy movie this year. If I did a musical, people might start asking questions. But don't think it's not beating deeply in my veins, and the urge is a deep urge. Deep, deep urge."

Unrelated, but this is too irresistable:

The highly acclaimed Toronto-based filmmaker ("Dead Ringers," "The Fly," "Crash") received the Sonny Bono Visionary Filmmaker Award...

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's a handy comp of the Toothy Tile stuff:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/2890039.html

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG I missed the "deep, deep urge" part!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/2005-02-26-torso29sc1il.jpg

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Eh, whatever. Maybe Gylly is very close to his quasi-brother-in-law Peter, so that massages aren't so outrageous.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Also: let's not discount the fact that the camera doesn't lie. It was hard to hide Monty Clift's obvious homo impulses, no matter how genuine his chemistry with Olivia De Havilland and Elizabeth Taylor. Gylly hasn't been in enough movies (i.e. good movies) to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he's got buttboy urges, whereas Clift had used (or was used) his ambivalence to startling effect in a half-dozen movies.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

"startling effect" = #3 on Giant List of Phrases That Should Be Banned from Cultural Criticism

also: boy, susan sarandon is hott.

― amateurist0, Thursday, 9 March 2006 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Jake working out while shooting Jarhead.

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirrtless_.jpg

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirtless_3.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I just read up on Toothy Tile -- hadn't heard of it before. If T.T. is indeed Jake, then why does Ted Casablanca say that T.T.'s lover is NOT Peter Sarsgaard?
-- jaymc
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because it's Heath Ledger, silly!

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

O RLY?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p00z.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p08p.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p09c.jpg

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Re the first picture: I thought it was Jake's hair that Sarsgaard was supposed to be lauding?!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

it's all about the trouser

Jake's a weiner - BUT KEEFER'S PACKING BEEF!!!!

― john clarkson, Friday, 10 March 2006 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Kiefer Sutherland?! postpixplzkthx

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:42 (eighteen years ago) link

the ball-scooping motion going on in that first photo...

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It irritates me no end that Gyllie can flash that 100-watt smile whether he's dealing with Oprah-related inanity or Peter Sarsgaard cupping his balls.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like Jarhead Jake.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

If anyone has Zodiac pics, now's the time to post'em.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Jarhead Jake less. Seems like a totally different entity.

Jarhead Jake works fine for me BEFORE they made him shave his torso for shooting.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

His lips and eyeballs are almost comically enlarged. He still looks hot to me:

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/jarhead/jarhead.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Like I said, muppety.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

if there is anything i like in a man, it is "comically enlarged"

ugh, the muppety thing is so so OTM

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Agreed. Jake's got a muppety look about him.

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

You are all daft.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

That much more Toothy for you and me.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

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