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i don't smoke during the day, so i don't think that is the reason i don't notice it. i just ... live and let live. doesn't bother me if people need to step outside for a smoke. only 7 years ago or so ppl were smoking in my office.

no i guess it doesn't excuse the pollution thing, but there are plenty of worse pollutants is all i'm sayin.

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

lex i'm just talking about people walking and smoking, not people camped outside the office building door. it is not a mark of shame to take a walk and have a smoke.

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

the day i understood what addiction is was when i'd just come out of the theatre near earl's court in the middle of grim grim winter and it was FREEZING and also PISSING DOWN with rain and me & my friend were running to the tube station and we passed this really nice, well-heeled but also quite cosy-looking restaurant - it just looked like the most ideal haven from the weather. and outside it - there wasn't even a canopy for shelter - were two guys in suits hunched miserably over, getting drenched, and smoking. like what the actual fuck!

― lex pretend, Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:44 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah, it's crazy that ppl will go stand outside to smoke in body-numbing weather

but on the other hand i feel that same way about walking a dog, so

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

There was this rockabilly dude smoking at the playground recently. While some were waving their hands in the air, a former smoker and I stood there and went *sniff, sniff*.

― pplains, Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:45 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

One of my professors in college once called me out for just having smoked before going ot her office hours. I thought she was going to yell at me but instead he was like mMMMMMMM let me smell you, I miss it so!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

Smug assholes walking by and coughing or waving their hands deserve death though.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

otm

I did manage to bring a couple of my mom's back from FL with me (cigs not packs) and now have one. Will I smoke it tonight? You bet. Hi, I'm ENBB. I'm a pescetarian and a flexismoker. I only smoke if I don't want cigarettes to go to waste. Or am drunk.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i mean having this conversation on ilx is fine, but dredging it up in front of people who are like about to have a cigarette is not OK unless you are that person's mother. and that's just the way it is folks!

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost irl lol's

kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

er, xxxpost i meant

kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

Smug assholes walking by and coughing or waving their hands deserve death though.

― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah i wouldn't do that cuz i know most smokers hate themselves for smoking, so it's pretty shitty to berate them over it

plus my favorite method of showing displeasure is derisive eye rolling anyway

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

The weather here has been all muggy and humid lately. Been having flashbacks of cranking up the defroster, cracking a window and lighting a Lucky Light.

pplains, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

people need to smoke more j's in public is the real truth here

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

was it the late nineties when private businesses started banning smoking in offices? Somebody help me.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

what drives me nuts about abstaining from cigs, tho, is that feeling of "loss" when you just have to walk from Point A to Point B. it's like...the fuck do i do with my hands now?

so the first weeks after cutting some heavy smoking was i carrying around a water bottle all the time and just swigging from it continually until i knew there'd be a point where i thought "this is just ridiculous", but no, now i just piss a lot and finger the buttons on my shirt

kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

lol. the worst for me is telephone conversations or drunken social interactions. like, there's just no way. something's getting smoked.

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

a new entry into BAD SHOW ETIQUETTE @ d'angelo last night

every so often this group of cunts in front of me would, like, light up a surreptitious fag and pass it round between them? crouching down to hide it? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CAN'T YOU GO TWO GODDAMN HOURS WITHOUT NICOTINE YOU DISGUSTING ADDICTS.

in line with my new ZERO TOLERANCE attitude to bullshit of all stripes i asked them to put it out the second time, and was backed up by the tiny fierce woman next to me AND the woman next to her. they tried to ignore us but one of the women said she WOULD get security if they didn't stub it out.

later on one of the boys got another fag out - with lightning speed my neighbour jabbed him in the ribs and said menacingly "i hope you're not thinking of lighting that"

i hope that at some point in their lives they get cigarettes stubbed out on their eyeballs

― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Saturday, February 4, 2012 10:23 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

what if they smoked and had relationship drama?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

lol. the worst for me is telephone conversations or drunken social interactions. like, there's just no way. something's getting smoked.

― surm, Thursday, March 22, 2012 1:56 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, yeah. I don't really talk on the phone much anymore but the latter is an issue. I thought driving without smoking would be bad but I got used to that pretty quickly.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

acting like an angry middle-aged mom at a show is even worse etiquette

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

I've never worked in an office where they allowed smoking. I've worked in places where there was a break room with a huge vacuum fan in the ceiling, but never where you could hang out at your desk and have a heater.

pplains, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

xp lol

surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

when i lived in nyc i essentially stopped smoking in winter because fuck going outside in 10-degree weather for any reason

in CA tho cigs are cheap and the weather is usually nice so there went that :/

althea and (donna rouge), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

acting like an angry middle-aged mom at a show is even worse etiquette

lol the two women next to me WERE angry middle-aged mothers. d'angelo fanbase is grown now!

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

Saw one of the new salesguys standing in the alley the other day, smoking a cigarette and looking at his iPhone. Made me just smdh and think, what's the fucking point of having a smoke break?

pplains, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

It's so so weird to think about standing around smoking at shows but that was such a big part of it at one time. lol I was so hell bent on smoking at shows that I even did so once at an Earth Crisis show in Syracuse. Sure I hid in the corner way in the back but did I go outside? Hell no! lol. rmde @ my 18 yr old self.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

what if they smoked and had relationship drama?

i would point out that the smoking was obviously not having its desired effect of relaxing them so they may as well give one of them up

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

I like the smell of some cigarettes but the smell of cheap cigarettes is really awful

dayo, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

you should move here and walk in front of me all day, you can be my smoke-inhaler

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

realized on my last trip that I'd quit smoking (or cut way the hell down) if I lived in NY or SF - walking and smoking is something I never mastered (particularly w/ SF's hills) and smoking while driving is the killer for me.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

lex man u really angry these days it seems like

I&I hope that jah blesses u with peace

konybrony (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

i went to a small community college up in aspen, colo. and fondly remember a literal "smoking box" for smokers to sequester themselves within, a place where they all communally reek and probably get twice the buzz based off enclosed proximity alone. i've never seen that anywhere else - going now to a denver university and smokers are just rampant, pretty much every 8th person has a cig between middle and forefinger.

thing is, tho, the guys who were boxed up in that little box always came to class smelling *the worst* whereas i rarely can smell somebody who had just smoked in my classes today. might attribute that to the larger class size, but i really don't think that stupid glass box did much for the environment nor the community

kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

it brought lols

iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

I visited San Francisco for the first time in 2001, and honest to God, my first thought was "How am I going to deal with that indoor smoking ban out there?"

pplains, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

lex man u really angry these days it seems like

i'm happy and relaxed today! also super excited cuz i'm going to see HUNGER GAMES in a couple of hours

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

I can see a Starbucks near you offer one of these:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3453/3716600349_99c81bdfbc.jpg

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

btw Starbucks is one of the last places on earth where people puff away happily outside

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

I worked in a restaurant that had a wide open smoking section, with smoking tables no more than three feet from non-smoking in parts. I did not get it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

lol when i first visited SF i was like "man, doesn't seem like there's a lot of smokers here, weird"

then i walked up eighty thousand hills and was like OH I GET IT

althea and (donna rouge), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

I don't understand why more airports don't have at least one smoking lounge - if you've got two hours pre-boarding and four or five hours in the air, it seems like good policy to let smokers get their fix just so they're less stressed for the entire experience.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

We have a smoking cage here at my work. It's a fenced in area outside that really looks and feels like a cage. I almost feel bad when I walk by it now, like I've let down my woke smoke buddies and have defected or something. I swear to God part of what keeps me an occasional smoker is that it still seems like an act of defiance somehow. Also, telling me that I shouldn't do something makes me want to do it 100x more about 80% of the time.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

the only american airport where i've seen a smoking section is mccarran airport in vegas

althea and (donna rouge), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

lol yes, the box looked just like one of those

those are embarrassing. it makes you everyone inside look like some sort of bygone era sychiatric exhibit.

kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

you can smoke and play slots at the same time!

althea and (donna rouge), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

it makes you everyone inside look like some sort of bygone era sychiatric exhibit.

which is what you WILL BE in the future

lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

it seems like all east asian airports have smoking rooms xp

dayo, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

just wanna point out that i knew there was a "p" in "sychiatric"

just sayin

kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

i havent had a cigarette in 82 days!!!!

i have also gained like 15lbs :(

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

One of my professors in college once called me out for just having smoked before going ot her office hours. I thought she was going to yell at me but instead he was like mMMMMMMM let me smell you, I miss it so!

I was on a patio last weekend (yay!!) and I was trying my best to keep my cigarette and its smoke from hitting the waitress who walked over to serve us.. she did the same thing! Said "when I can't go for a cigarette, this is the next best thing!" haha.

Smoking in NYC! E, will you buy me a pack of reasonably priced Marlboro's? I pay $8 here for my cigarettes, $12 would make me so sad.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

people need to smoke more j's in public is the real truth here

― surm, Thursday, March 22, 2012 5:53 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was just walking around in the sun in my lunch break and a dude rolled by in his car, blazing away. WAY TO TEASE THE OFFICE WORKERS, jerk. :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

lol sure I will :)

wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link


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