God I totally missed that.
― ledge, Thursday, 10 January 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
it was just one panel!
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12212007
― Slumpman, Thursday, 10 January 2008 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://m.assetbar.com/uuab51ZdV.gif
― Slumpman, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
ah fuck it squashed it!
click here for it http://m.assetbar.com/uuab51ZdV.gif
Absolutely beautiful strip today. I've just finished reading Acme Novelty Library and this is such a perfect parody of chris ware. Very sad too!
― Slumpman, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
omg i hadn't seen cornelius w/cricket bat! :D
― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Not that I'm implying anything but there've been at least a couple of Achewoods in the last two months or so with these really crepeily specific refs to blowjobs
― DJ Mencap, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Holy shit yeah, spot on Chris Ware, but I thought it was making fun of the Ware sad and not being the actual sad sad.
― Abbott, Friday, 11 January 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
What's crepey about blowjobs?
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
a spat out blowjob under a concrete bridge which results in crusty jeans leg and the lady drives home by herself? pretty creepy!
― Slumpman, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
guysguysguys don't let this turn into assetbar (which used to be kinda diverting when there were only like 20 comments per strip, but is now absurd)
― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
haha lj doesn't want commentary on humor?
i refuse to read comments on the achewood site.
― Jordan, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Jordan, Friday, January 11, 2008 2:45 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
yeah, it's never even occurred to me. why would anyone do this?
― gbx, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
which elements of assetbar are you trying to avoid? only i haven't been there before and i would hate to upset you by reminding you of it!
xpost
― Slumpman, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
and yes, just got offed, practise what you preach eh? or do i need to direct you to the pbf thread?
― Slumpman, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
in case you missed a reference or whatever. like i say, it was better back before it became an excuse for 250 plus people to be all "i'm posting to achewood amirite, plz let onstad's humour rub off on me"
slumpman there's a difference between what i did and what assetbar does
― Just got offed, Friday, 11 January 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
ILE after stet introduces the ability to block posts with too many "lame" votes:
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/31/hiroshima_wideweb__430x323.jpg
― Mark C, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link
hi I'm stupid what happened to Chris Ware?
― iiiijjjj, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
nothing happened to him, he got parodied, see above
― dmr, Friday, 11 January 2008 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
"Cartooning."
Achewood love? I'm standing on it.
― Viceroy, Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost right, I thought it was a tribute parody because something bad happened to him. everyone kept saying how sad it was.
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link
no it was just a sad story about a blowjob
― Slumpman, Saturday, 12 January 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
FIX'D
― libcrypt, Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't even wanna know who's blowing téodor
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link
I get the impression that Onstad's toddler's been cock-blocking him lately.
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 12 January 2008 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link
These new strips are just like fucking Chris Ware! Overwhelmingly great to look at, but boring, and they make hardly any sense. (Well, today's one with Vlad.)
― Abbott, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
can someone please get onstad to stop his current election politics schtick? weeeaaak
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, the constant bitterness is not what I expect from the Smuckles and his magic Mayan medallion!
― Abbott, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
it needs to have more of a floundering campaign thing like bloom county, not winner-of-the-GOF-runs-for-president-on-badass-credentials bunkum
― El Tomboto, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
but he is otm about florida
― kenan, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
phillippe was a better candidate
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
self-evident
― El Tomboto, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
philippe as candidate had the bonus of all the other characters trying to help him out. nobody can tell smuckles anything, therefore kind of boring
― El Tomboto, Monday, 28 January 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
But, but, but, you guys, this went from 30 to 65 to Mach 4 in about seven panels. I'm prepared to play out a little more line...maybe this is a male-pattern-baldness-induced dream.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
uh i don't know, i like ray and all but this is like is approaching bart-simpson level in terms of character overexposure
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
uhhh typos
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, Ray is about my least favorite character anyway.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i think this could be good if taken way, way farther. not that i want to force another GOF-like epic tale, but there is potential here!
― Jordan, Monday, 28 January 2008 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe this is a male-pattern-baldness-induced dream.
'monk diming' one of the more inspired recent plot twists
― stevie, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm lukewarm on this. phillippe was definitely the better candidate.
― gbx, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Ray could never some up with "it's...HOMOSEXUALS!"
― Abbott, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link
ok, glad we can move on now
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 February 2008 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
ahh. Ass tea. It's good to have Ray back.
― kenan, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link
yo
the cookbook is pretty cool.
if you're young and clueless in the kitchen like i am.
― Colin_C., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/one_strip?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D03172008
!
― Bodrick III, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D03172008
― Bodrick III, Monday, 17 March 2008 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
longbow / crossbow haha
― remy bean, Monday, 17 March 2008 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
uk pwned
― Jordan, Monday, 17 March 2008 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link
"Mrs Agnes Ronay"
I would learn there.
― ledge, Monday, 17 March 2008 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I went to a south bedfordshire secondary school!
― Slumpman, Monday, 17 March 2008 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link