20 aces in a 7-5 6-3 win loooooooooool
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Monday, 26 March 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
Serena played really well in every department towards the end of the first set, I didn't watch after that.
Stosur's kick serve and huge topspin are most effective against shorter players - look at how she owns Bepa and Li - and Serena is short enough that if she's not on point, she can really struggle against Stosur. But ultimately, she has enough strength and willingness to take the ball early to deal with the topspin, and enough weapons of her own (like the serve) that even playing at an average level she should be able to smother Sam first (whereas Li, despite the power, only has an adequate serve).
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
ummmm cibulkova is beating azarenka 4-0? wtf? how?
I WANTED SERENA TO BE THE ONE TO END THE STREAK
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Monday, 26 March 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
obvs not over yet etc etc blah blah tho
I totally want Cibulkova to do it!
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 26 March 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link
Dominika!!!!!
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link
Dominika breaks to open the second set with two HUGE return winners!
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
Judging from the crowd reactions, you'd think this match was being played in Bratislava.
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
Dominika is ON FIYAH. Those FHs! In the zone
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
That was such a fucking GOAT return game.
Massive crosscourt FH winner, 0-15.Running FH DTL winner off an Azza drive volley, 0-30.Clean BH DTL slice winner! 0-40.Huge FH return winner, game.
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
Another huge FH winner, 6-1 4-0.
Don't do a Stephens/McHale/Cirstea, Domi!
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
I DIDN'T REALISE THIS WAS STREAMED FUCK MY LIFE
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Monday, 26 March 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
haven't watched azarenka since she fluked past clijsters in AO. still shit serve and completely weaponless against any aggressive opponent who's playing well i see.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Monday, 26 March 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
Serving for the match...opens with two DFs. Well done Domi.
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
serving for it, starts with 2 DFs LOLLLLLLLLLLL
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Monday, 26 March 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
xp lol
similar to wozniak's collapse yesterday :D i love collapses so much
Oh LOL at that game.
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link
Oh my god that drop shot on BP that was nowhere close to landing in. 5-5. Obviously.
― lex pretend, Monday, 26 March 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link
facepalm
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Monday, 26 March 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
omg loll at serena's comments before the stosur match
"she obviously wants to prove it wasn't luck" <3
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link
I cannot remember arriving home and checking the Internet and seeing worse results. Cibulkova choking? Federer losing to Roddick? Enough, tennis.
― this pooper, give it to her in the christmas (edwardo), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 06:41 (twelve years ago) link
Like that other time Federer lost to Roddick, my reaction is: do you have no pride? No shame? Why are you sinking to such depths and humiliating yourself in public like this?
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 07:49 (twelve years ago) link
omg how embarrassing
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago) link
"I don’t get enough credit for being, you know, a super nice person"
Yes, Serena <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link
i can't imagine why
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
WTF WAS THAT SHOT FROM NISHIKORI
smh
easy putaway on set point down... ugh
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
yawn @ sharapova/li
both out of form. both brainless. add wind to that and you have yourself a shitfest.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
i was almost disappointed when someone finally held
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
off.
idk why people say Li is one-dimensional, she can hit such an incredible variety of errors
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
Li:
4 winners.41 unforced errors.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
41 UEs in 15 games is quite some ratio.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
did anyone see the Roddick/Monaco match? was it as hilarious as the scoreline indicates?
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link
i don't watch matches involving roddick on principle
but that bagel <3
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
asderaki the umpire for serena/woz
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
WHAT IS LIFE
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
wait Venus beat Ivanovic??????? lol
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
ummmmm wut? have I woken in an alternate universe? how embarrassing for Serena, almost as embarrassing as Fed's loss. How did this even happen? And after serving so well vs. Stosur!
5 and 0 over Roddick for The Principality is more than I could have dreamed of though. Thanks Juan! Ending the revival before it began.
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago) link
When was the last time Serena had three consecutive losses in major events to opponents who should not have been threats to her? Wimbledon doesn't count because her comeback had just started, but then she played GOAT tennis throughout the USO series. Losing to Stosur, Makarova and Wozniacki in Slams/Miami is just bizarre.
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 06:47 (twelve years ago) link
don't lex :(
i'm so depressed :(
BRING ME BACK TO 2009 BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
didn't realise anyone out there missed Safina's reign at No 1
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
also, Serena's "I was only playing at 20% of my level" comment? I'm sure she's reusing that. Her excuses are only at 20% as well these days ;_;
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
i miss serena's USO + AO + W reign :( :( :( :(
tennis sucks so much
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit I hope you all were watching that, it was fucking gorgeous
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
:D :D :D
MARION <3
CAKE beat Kirilenko 1 and 2. Every Kirilenko match should go like that. I like to think Marion was as offended by Kirilenko's recent success as me.
Same can be said about the Azarenka streak.
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Thursday, 29 March 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
This:
http://static.wix.com/media/f36b007a20a06a847f1ac7856919738e.wix_mp
My heart right now
― this pooper, give it to her in the christmas (edwardo), Thursday, 29 March 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link
CAKE :D
I am unsurprised by these results, you know Cake is impervious to aura and wouldn't fold.
Somewhat surprised to discover that Cake has never beaten A-Rad. The winner really needs to come from the top half though, and I really don't trust Aga to beat Ma$ha in the final...
― lex pretend, Thursday, 29 March 2012 07:07 (twelve years ago) link
:D at Maria BSing her way to another final. And no Azarenka this time!
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
And unless I'm mistaken, Radwanska still has no losses this year other than to Azarenka!
― justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Friday, 30 March 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
Thank you Maria for saving us from the match-up with undoubtedly the worst matches of all time: Woz/Rad
― nowadays suckers seem to be so fucking naïve (uberweiss), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link