When the baby reaches a certain age, the mother passes the soul to the child.
this is done through the boobs, iirc
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
Why wouldn't you? Because you can just order pizza or go to taco bell.
― Jeff, Monday, 2 April 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link
sweet hypothesis c, but you are just making shit up that fits
― mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
this is all speculative. i admit that. but we can deduce certain things with a reasonable degree of certainty, given what we know of evolutionary dynamics:
if placenta-eating were in any way harmful, there would be no way for it to become widespread in the animal kingdom. evolution would not permit this. nor would evolution so universally select for a behavior with no clear benefit. we can ascertain these things through logic alone. also, since consumption of the not-harmful-and-likely-healthful placenta is so widespread, it's reasonable to think that evolution would in the long run favor the production of a placenta that is worth eating in various ways. none of this is ironclad proof, but nor is it "just making shit up".
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
lol this is where the discussion gets weird to me bcz ppl are like "how could people eat PLACENTA ooh gross! they should eat totally inedible garbage instead"
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link
like imo if you have eaten at mcdonald's as an adult then you don't really have much to say to people who'd eat placenta, or people who'd swallow tacks, or w/e
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
like, in the absence of scientific evidence to the contrary, i think simple logic dictates that you should eat the placenta
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
but i ate a macnugget once, so what do i know?
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
in the absence of legislation I propose a constitutional amendment requiring all americans to eat placenta
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:39 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
4 out of 5 yoga instructors agree
― recent thug (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
life liberty and the pursuit of placenta
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link
Do all domesticated animals eat placentas every time? If it was for other reasons found out in the wild, would domesticated animals still do this? I had a cat that would put stuff in his food bowl to "hide" his food. Someone told me that is what wild cats did. My other cat wouldn't even cover her own poop. No need too, she was safe in a house and knew there were no predators.
― *tera, Monday, 2 April 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link
Same cat lady told me that cats covering poop had something to do with covering their tracks.
― *tera, Monday, 2 April 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
cats covering their poop is just a trend, cats who buck this trend are presently on the cutting edge of catshit fashion
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 April 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
Ha!
― *tera, Monday, 2 April 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link
what if you combined placenta eating with butt chugging?
― sarahell, Monday, 2 April 2012 08:34 (twelve years ago) link
if placenta-eating were in any way harmful, there would be no way for it to become widespread in the animal kingdom.
isn't eating one's own poop widespread in the animal kingdom?
― sarahell, Monday, 2 April 2012 08:35 (twelve years ago) link
i never realised that there was quite so much placenta in a placenta. those people upthread had leftovers, for some reason i always thought placenta was more amuse-bouche quantity
― thomp, Monday, 2 April 2012 08:43 (twelve years ago) link
i mean, i thought it'd just be like eating an oyster or something
no no it's a lot of food - "placenta" is actually a Latin contraction of "pluribus" ("from a lot") + "cena" (evening meal)
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:16 (twelve years ago) link
― sarahell, Monday, April 2, 2012 1:35 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i meant "so widespread". most mammals eat the placenta, even those that don't eat meat and even if other food is available. like, so far as i know (and correct me if i'm wrong), cow moms will always do this. poop eating is much less common.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago) link
from wikipedia, on the idea of health benefits:
The placenta contains high levels of prostaglandin which stimulates involution (an inward curvature or penetration, or, a shrinking or return to a former size) of the uterus, in effect cleaning the uterus out. The placenta also contains small amounts of oxytocin which eases birth stress and causes the smooth muscles around the mammary cells to contract and eject milk.[citation needed]
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:20 (twelve years ago) link
yeah placentas are huge
my second child was born at home and the placenta (finally) came out and we put it in a bucket
the midwife asked if i wanted to see it better (while my wife was getting cleaned up) and i was like, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
we took the bucket upstairs, took out the placenta and spread it out on a plastic shopping bag. the midwife had a little tool that she used to show me all the different parts of it. it has an anatomy all its own!
what i never really realized before then is that the blood supply in there is totally separated from the mother's blood supply; there's like a one-way filtration system in place. so if the mother gets some kind of disaease or something, the baby is relatively safe. it's totally amazing
all that said, i would never eat one in about a million years why because i am not a cannibal thnx
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 09:42 (twelve years ago) link
tracer your midwife sounds kind of awesome
aero are you kidding me with the latin
― thomp, Monday, 2 April 2012 09:46 (twelve years ago) link
hum, according to the oed in classical latin it is actually a kind of cake
― thomp, Monday, 2 April 2012 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
the modern german word is Mutterkuchen
― thomp, Monday, 2 April 2012 09:49 (twelve years ago) link
101 placenta facts
Yeah they're surprisingly enormous. Google it if you're not too squeamish. Re Tracer saying he'd never I don't actually get why any fathers would. The only reason I can see wanting to do this is because there might be some health benefits and that would only be for the mother. If I was a guy and wanted to show some solidarity or something I'd, i don't know, give the damn thing a hug or something but I don't think I'd have any interest in eating it at all.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 10:50 (twelve years ago) link
have you hugged a placenta today?
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:02 (twelve years ago) link
Call me crazy but I find a pretty great way to honor the transition from pregnancy to parenthood is recognizing THE HUMAN BEING YOU CREATED.
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:05 (twelve years ago) link
Oh and not eating it
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:07 (twelve years ago) link
"healthy boy delivered this morning at 4:32am!! 6 1/2 lbs. he was delicious"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:08 (twelve years ago) link
I get the oxytocin element to this but your brain produces oxytocin when you bond with anyone, right ? I mean I really have no memory of eating my moms placenta let alone my dad's, my brothers and sisters, my husband's, my own children's, any of my friend's, my 3 cats and Great Dane's, the silver Jews natural bridge placenta,nor the cast of The Bold and the Beautiful's placentas although lord knows those peeps know how to breed
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
TBF, I don't think eating placenta is necessarily gross. I'm sure if Rick Bayless or someone seasoned it properly and put it in a taco, I'd devour it right up. I just wouldn't expect anything magical to happen.
― Jeff, Monday, 2 April 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link
I like to tell people that "placenta" was originally pronounced "play center" and that mothers used to put newborns inside of it to hide them from predators.
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/21/21195/NIB-Mcdonalds_Playcenter-R_jpg_635x345_crop-smart_upscale_q85.jpg
― Jeff, Monday, 2 April 2012 11:51 (twelve years ago) link
I tell people that it comes from the same root as the word "pita" and "pizza" and was originally served on flatbread as the main dish in a hearty southern european mid-day meal
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago) link
rihanna with her new hit song, birthday placenta
― dayo, Monday, 2 April 2012 11:54 (twelve years ago) link
placenta centa centa centa centa centa centa centa centa centa centa centa centa centa centa centa
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 11:58 (twelve years ago) link
"under my um-bi-LIC-al"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 12:06 (twelve years ago) link
I like to tell people that "placenta" was originally pronounced "play center" and that mothers used to put newborns inside of it to hide them from predators.+Chris Hanson and a plate of homemade cookies just to be extra safe
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 2 April 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link
I insist on calling my birthday my "placentennial" and every year I demand that I be bathed in blood, it's a source of considerable tension within my family
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link
contenderizer not getting science at all, probably not worth contenderizing with him on it.
also, tracer's midwife was awesome as hell
― mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link
Turns out there is a childbirth class on my floor at work today. Would love to walk in and pretend to be the instructor there to talk about placentophagy just to see the reactions it would get.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link
throw out the baby, raise the placenta
― mh, Monday, 2 April 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago) link
walk in eating a panini full of suspiciously dark red meaty filling
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 April 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link
"i love it when they're still warm"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
i regret making that post
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
The placenta is really amazing though, like how awesome is evolution that every mammal is born with a giant Hot Pocket?
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
fruity placental croutons
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 April 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link