I Regret Eating My Placenta

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I wouldn't circumsize anyone for doing the opposite of them either in most situations.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:55 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was what i read

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

Animals also eat the placenta because leaving a big plop of raw meat lying around is a great way to attract predators when you have vulnerable newborns. Unless there's a pack of dingoes in your maternity ward, this does not really apply to humans.

seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

there could be foodies around who are after some raw food

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

just dipping into this surprisingly long-lasting thread i can only say that Jeff is otm

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

if you're hungry, eat it, i say.
there are people dying of starvation in africa and you guys are throwing out your placentas as if it's medical waste. shame on you

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

do they know it's christmas?

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

maybe if you dry it out and wrap it up in cheesecloth you can stealth it in as christmas pudding the following year

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

The lotus birth thing seems so complicated and high maintenance.

*tera, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

making sure it doesn't stink is pretty much your main priority for the next, what, twelve days?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't read this thread at all, but several CHILXors (me, n/a, J5ss5, and courtnoodle) won a pub quiz tonight with this thread title as our team name.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

!!!!!

hooray!

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

It has brought fortune to us all.

Cuba Pudding, Jr. (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

waht is a courtnoodle

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

placenta: the gift that keeps on giving

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

courtnoodle is a lovely chicagoan and mostly-lurker on ilx

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha that is awesome

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

uh just to clarify I am talking about the pub quiz team name, not the lotus birth pics I just looked at which honestly gave me flashbacks to "Alien"

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Something you can do with the placenta is take the placental and umbilical cord blood and tissue from a newborn baby and place it in cryo storage so if the baby gets a blood or immune disease sometime in the future they can use the stem cells to beat it. Another thing you can do with the placenta is eat it. Potato, Pahtaho.

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

another thing you can do with the placenta is wear it like a jaunty hat

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

loollllll

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

I Regret Wearing My Placenta Like a Jaunty Hat

carl agatha, Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

moi, je ne regrette rien (excepté manger mon placenta)

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 5 April 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

fuck washing a placenta hat

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 6 April 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

LOL

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

the entire "Raw: Nice and Bloody" section is amazing

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

You can also eat raw placenta, usually in smoothie form

dayo, Friday, 6 April 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

you're not supposed to eat raw placenta if meconium (poop!) was in the amniotic fluid

dayo, Friday, 6 April 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, only eat it if it's completely filtered any extant poop.

mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

I Regret Pooping On My Placenta

dayo, Friday, 6 April 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

don't we all

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, I've never given pooping on dayo's placenta a second thought

mh, Friday, 6 April 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

 

If it's magenta, you've been eating placenta.
If it's black, send it back.

geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225) Posted: June 8, 2005 7:48:53 AM

People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Saturday, 7 April 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

omg lol

where did that come from

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 April 2012 05:37 (twelve years ago) link

If fluid has poopy you'll get pukey
If fluid has none get ready for yum

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Saturday, 7 April 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

http://i2.listal.com/image/1379602/500full.jpg

"I think I'll have the $5 placenta."

"You want that bloody as hell or burnt to a crisp?"

Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Saturday, 7 April 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

I am at an Easter vigil and starving, really wouldn't say no to a piece of placenta right now

God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Sunday, 8 April 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

I knew we talked about lotus birth somewhere on here.

http://www.xojane.com/healthy/how-to-lotus-birth

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:25 (eleven years ago) link

As someone whose child would die and who might also die right along with the child if I decided to let nature take its course w/r/t this pregnancy, I have a whole new perspective on this, which is basically, go ahead and give birth alone in a pile of leaves if you want but don't preach about how it's the only way to raise a healthy and happy child.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

preach it

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

ah, the single-sentence paragraph "let me explain", so beloved of shitty writers and holders of opinions

Jesus (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

ulysses

cozen, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

we woke up one morning to find our baby Ulysses had gripped hold of the cord and detached it by himself, leaving a neat and healthy-looking belly button.

Jesus (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

lol xp

Jesus (wins), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

sometimes I wonder if all these "natural birth" evangelists have any concept whatsoever of the history of infant and maternal mortality rates during childbirth

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

she looks like janice litman goralnik

cozen, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

I was researching what ails my pregnancy on the internet the other day and came across a midwife message board in which one midwife was questioning whether she should recommend that all of her patients undergo ultrasounds (which is how this complication is diagnosed) because she had a client who had been diagnosed with said complication, and if she hadn't had the ultrasound but had proceeded to labor, consequences would have been dire indeed. Anyway, there was a lot of back and forth and finally one poster went on at length about how the important thing is for women to trust themselves and to trust nature and not to rely on the medical establishment or technology, and that she would never recommend ultrasounds, or even talk to her clients about them, because this undermines our own innate wisdom and any deaths that resulted were a small price to pay for reconnected with our intuition. The original poster decided not to let fear guide her decisions and to continue to tell her clients about ultrasounds but not to recommend that they get them.

I don't know what happened after that because I got so angry I blacked out.

carl agatha, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

comments are lol

That child has the look of someone who successfully conned two grown humans into bending to his will BEFORE HE EVEN LEFT THE WOMB.

He's either the next Einstein or the next Mussolini. LOOK INTO HIS EYES.

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link


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