Biff says, "I am the large cat."
― ENBB, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
IIRC, I ended up crying last year during the commercials, and I didn't even have PMS.
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
my bf found me sobbing in front of the tv once during the ugly dog show because one of the contestants had a heartwrenching backstory.
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't watch "Animal Precinct" anymore. The show ends with me summoning my cats to the couch while I sob and proclaim, "I'll never turn you out!"
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
all of those animal police shows are bad news. and that new one about the "last chance" rehabilitation facility/shelter? i started tearing up during the credits (the credits!) and banned myself from watching it.
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
whenever animal cops has some heartbreaking rescue that ends with "the animals were feral and had to be euthanised" i get really upset.
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
omg. I haven't seen that one yet, thank God. xpost.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
in the only animal rescue show i watched, horatio (great dane found running wild) had to be euthanized at the end bcz he was too aggressive. the camera showed him going into the kill room! that was my first and last experience with that genre.
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
ok, i should stop being such a downer on the puppy bowl thread. yay puppies!
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I used to volunteer at a city animal shelter, and I magically didn't adopt any pets while I was there. I don't know how I did it. I have one really sad story, which I will refrain from telling. But, I will tell you that when these two older cats that came in together (older cats generally didn't get adopted) got adopted by this cute couple, all the cat volunteers cheered and teared up a bit. It was great!
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
i really want to start fostering dogs (in preparation for actually getting one sommmmmmmetime soon)...does anyone have any recommendations about this?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
lucky! i would love to be able to foster. maybe try here:
http://www.animalalliancenyc.org/ (prepare to get teary)
or else maybe call barc?
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.petfinder.com/shelters/nypeticare.html
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
there's nothing wrong with kitty half-time, people.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
these people are in westchester, not far:
http://www.ny-petrescue.org/
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link
kitty halftime is pretty boring if kittens leave you cold (i know; i'm abnormal).
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
oh man ny-petrescue has some serious cuties
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i forced myself not to look.
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
bell, i think it depends on the shelter. i know some places like to make sure your housing situation is up to snuff first (not saying that yours isn't, obv., but i've seen some whack regulations like "must own residence"). i think, though, it varies from place to place.
i completely, 100% recommend volunteering at a shelter. dog-walking and socializing was the best! i grew up with a schnauzer, and was used to smaller to medium breeds. it was a little bit of a leap, but i started walking the bigger dogs at the city shelter, and almost came home with a pitbull mix named walter. he was the coolest dog. he got adopted by a family w/ a yard, so it was all good.
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.ny-petrescue.org/Judypups/pup2sm.jpg WANT
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
my home is probably not ideal unfortunately. i have a cat and no back yard area, and i work pretty long hours. someday :(
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
awwww.
have you done dog-walking at barc, bell? i think might do it this evening after all of this dog talk.
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Australian Toy Shepherd = wrongness
― milo z, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
no! i should go!
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
yes! it's great.
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link
hell, come tonight if you're free.
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:14 (sixteen years ago) link
aw, not free tonight.
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
;_; http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a20/radical_man/shs_SadPuppy.jpg
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
"Hello, I'm Mr. Expressive Eyebrow Puppy and I'm adorable."
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
is walking dogs the worst part of having dogs?
― Jordan, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
as the person on morning (6am) and afternoon (3-4 pm) poop duty in chicago in the winter, i would say yes.
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
but it's not so bad. i think rain is way worse than snow. picking up the poop is no big deal.
in fact, i'm about to walk these mutts right now.
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
picking up poop vs cleaning cat box
― Jordan, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
cleaning cat box is really easy when you have awesoem litter. i am in love with fresh step so much that mr. pike has renamed biff "DJ FRESH STEP".
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
generally, you just scoop the poop up with a trowel or a scooper and you're done. emptying out a big box filled with shit and urine-soaked clumps is way worse, imo. having to look after two giant cats who pooped about 9 times a day traumatized me.
― lauren, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
i will never go back to other brands. /end free advertising
at least with the shitbox you don't have to go outside in the winter or carry a bag of poop with you. the box gets taken care of in 5 minutes.
i can't remember what kind of litter i use, it's the stuff in the orange boxes? my friends got some hippie shit that you're supposed to flush down the toilet.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
the crystal cat litter is the best. it absorbs the pee so it doesnt stink or get clumpy.
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
arm and hammer! yeah, i used to use that stuff. it's good, but the Fresh Step will Blow Your Mind.
It clumps like a dream.
(ewww)
I'm afraid of the flushable stuff. I've already had a world of misery re: plumbing in the place I'm in now. Nothing would make me want to revisit that hellish experience (our place is a new build, and the main sewage line collapsed - yeah, gross back up IN OUR KITCHEN).
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Walking a dog is way less gross than cleaning a cat box, esp. if you have a backyard. My brother bought a miniature septic system for his two dogs - just use a scooper to pick up the crap and drop it in the septic bucket.
― milo z, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i read an article awhile back that said it's illegal to throw away cat waste in the trash in my town? fuck that, no way i'm clogging up my toilet with that shit.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
whaaa? that is absolutely bonkers.
also, good luck trying to find someone to enforce that law, town.
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
honestly, carrying a bag of poop is not that big of a deal. i don't really know much about cat boxes, but it's not a big whoop either way.
this trip outside was harrowing, on the other hand:
-- 15 year old cocker spaniel who cannot walk up/down 3 flights of stairs, needs to be carried -- skittish shepherd mutt who hates rock salt because it hurts his feet -- v v cold outside -- ancient cocker decides that he doesn't want to walk anymore at all, sits down in the snow and refuses to move -- forced to carry ancient cocker and drag skittish mutt up the 3 flights of stairs while trying not to slip/fall on snow/ice
the whole "taking them out" thing is not a big deal. it's the circumstances. our enemies are: mud, cold, ice, rain, rock salt.
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
ancient cocker http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404/2230871161_3ed11bc0e5_m.jpg dingo mutt http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2293/2231661732_6c54768011_m.jpg
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, you can take dogs to baseball games?
― Jordan, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
you can take them to the Sox stadium on "dog day"!!
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link
awwwh! i love them.
when my schnauzer max got old, he did the same thing. he would just park it, and refuse to deal with 2 feet of buffalo snow. i'd shovel paths for him b/c if he did try to forge the snow, he'd get stuck.
i think, though, walking yr dog and cleaning the shitbox is no big deal. i mean, it's your pet, and of course you're going to do it. you love the little buttheads.
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
exactly. it sucks momentarily but then you realize that hey, they don't have thumbs/fingers and cannot get their own meals or poop hygienically. they need a little help. might as well help them, as they are helpless buttheads.
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
do dogs like baseball?
― Jordan, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
mine did; he also got to parade around beforehand!
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh God they're all so cute.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 5 February 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
the last puppy has a funny shaped nose
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 5 February 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
those little dudes were SO PISSED when the confetti came and fucked up their fun
― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
I am all about this Puppy Bowl.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
The kittens were more animated this year than they usually are.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
That bit's just about to start out here.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link
Animal Planet SD is still showing Too Cute, not that I'm complaining.
Oh wait, here we go.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Sunday, 5 February 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link
awesome, they have like 4 pittie mixes this year:
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/starting-lineup/2012/anthony-625x450.jpg
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
I can't get the image out of my mind of a dachshund and a chihuahua mating.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
the rat terrier siblings are awesome.
― textile in thighville (get bent), Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
kitty halftime show coming up over here
― textile in thighville (get bent), Sunday, 5 February 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, they really didn't dig the confetti this year
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 6 February 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
SOMEBODY left SOMETHING on the field they SHOULDN'T HAVE
personal puppy foul
― textile in thighville (get bent), Monday, 6 February 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
My dogs can't STAND the Puppy Bowl. One had a look of disdain on his face.
― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Hucci Gucci Pucci (Mount Cleaners) (Mount Cleaners), Monday, 6 February 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
There's a hamster blimp.
― Sanpaku, Monday, 6 February 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link
meep the bird http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif
― dave cool, Monday, 6 February 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdkFbzybwfw
also, Katie Nolan is the best
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link