Hastings looks hopefully toward the future with a dawning sense of the inevitability of all things NUMBER 5

I do think wearing clothing, at least at first, is a good tip for all eras, though.

ANd yes, gbx, hie the to teh Melvins. LOUD SLOW GOOD. Who's opening?

Good ones are few and far between.
It's cultural clash.
Japanese culture has always fit my mindset better.
Though I'll probably be less than traditional in my expectations of home life.
Only thing close to that will be my inability to clean efficiently. I have virtually no abilty to like...put stuff away well.
I get the order all fucked up and it takes forever and the results are often incomplete without me knowing it.

So, I'll just have to work my ass off to make up for it.

As the only female pseudo-present, I'm not at all offended, plus I'll have you know that I'm a terrible housekeeper, for all you know I am worse than you are. (The trouble is that we have way too much stuff.)

I hope you don't mind me saying that I think that the vast majority of American men suck. (Not anyone on this thread, I mean the bland, boring ones.)

Oh god yeah.

Even interesting ones are not great relationship fodder for the most part.

(hell, i'm catch. i lose at video games, suck at instruments, and have two [currently-]pseudo-careers. i do these things alot, but not enough to miss Law and Order three times a day...)

A light and smooth smoke for the ladies (and guys who don’t give a damn). Camel No.9 is a potential new cigarette from Camel. It will be available in two regular-size box styles, non-menthol and menthol, and sold in the stores where you buy your cigarettes today. "

Once again, WHY is Camel talking out both sides of it's mouth?
"We're old-fashioned, 1940s hipster private-eye coolsville, as long as you like to suck on something round, fat and delicious."
John, remember those TEA Smokes that didn't taste like anything but tea flavoring?
They say that these sweet smokes are marketing to teenagers.
Bullshit. Teenagers smoke marlboro REDS. Then they turn 18, switch to lights, then go to what's on sale until they get old enough to stick to habits with their addictions.
Sweet smokes are marketed towards flamobyant humans. From Femal Cheerleaders to.....male female cheerleaders.
However, Hat Sherman Fantasias(multi-colored) are just gross tasting... Dry bitter cigarette parody.

The low-end Nat Shermans(New York Cut) at least follow though on the image set by their Buy one get one etc deals:
"An offer you can't refuse.
NEW YORK CUT

Nat Sherman"
And then you smoke one, and it beats your ass like fat italian.

Female smokers age 21-29
Female Smokers age 30+
Male smokers age 21-29
Male Smokers age 30+
Which of the following best describes how likely you would be to try a style of Camel No.9?

Very likely
Somewhat likely
Somewhat unlikely
Very unlikely
Even if you don't think these products are for you, how well do you like the idea of Camel No.9?

I like it a lot
I like it somewhat
I neither like nor dislike it
I dislike it somewhat
I dislike it a lot
How likely would you be to tell your adult female friends and family members who smoke about Camel No.9?

Extremely Likely
Very likely
Somewhat likely
Not very likely
Not likely at all
Would the introduction of Camel No.9 cause you to consider buying any style of Camel cigarette...

More often
The same
Less often
Please tell me what you think about the following elements of Camel No.9
I like it I neither like nor dislike it I dislike it
The name No.9
The non-menthol pack
The menthol pack
The white tipping
The advertisement
The tag line "Light & Luscious"
Would you recommend to Camel that we launch this new product?

Yes
No
Specifically, why did you "recommend" or "not recommend" that Camel launch No.9?

(250 Characters Max)

Also, I really liked this statement from you: Even interesting ones are not great relationship fodder for the most part. I liked it so much that I'm going to tell you a small secret. My super-popular sister went on tons of dates (like me, she found it hard to reject someone out of hand). One night, as I was complaining about who I was going out with, she taught me the technique she had developed for getting out of a car without being kissed good night. It worked pretty well.

Probably not going to make it to Nomeansno (insert sad face emoticon here).

http://youtube.com/watch?v=inQlkhZr0ec

But I still sentence you to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH8lvNaJOKQ

GZeus, your video is very amusing. I love the detail about the orange flavor on the condom. In college I was part of the first group of people to make condoms available at St. Olaf and we got a ton of condoms that were mint-flavored. Minty latex. I still laugh at that.

He wrote and directed that (half of which without portions of the cast's knowledge, myself included) while going through his first descent into a schizophrenic episode.

The cut that was actually shown in front of the class was MUCH more graphic.
Sex scene was longer, more dialogue relating to his love of little boys.
One line that was cut explains the line "I'm gonna go get myself a female hooker."

The sequel is years on the writing process, based around Santa paying homeless people and drug addicts to get his diseases.

It's got evil powers.

haha yeah I just saw that movie for the first time between sets at First Avenue...when Herve Villachez started having sex w/the wierd space model chick i was all wtf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJJjtpSNH_c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_WugqK5fw

And one of Herve Villechaize singing Why Do People Have To Fight? (completely unrelated to the Elfman Movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qknoN-mZAFE

But that is because I am not very imaginative.

Somehow, I ended up in the kitchen of a girl me and my friend Katie were calling Xanadu, and she fed us.

Then, I got a hangover and skipped class.

Also, lost a glove u_u

actually, fuck it, that's not true -- shows I'm interested in are so fucking rare around here that I could care less who put it together :(

Back to making more English lessons.
This will be getting harder.

I wouldn't know where to look to find out if something is put together by Clear Channel or not. But if they are who I think they are, then they are some evil (expletive deleted)s.

I am hopelessly bored and restless today. I have accomplished nothing (okay, I did start the laundry going). Even if I could go anywhere and do anything today, I have no idea what would get rid of the restlessness. So aggravating. (Of course, this is probably a result of the fact that I am procrastinating on a number of things...)

http://www.dokkyomed.ac.jp/dep-k/ped_surg/images/TextImages/T_pseu1.jpg
http://www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/monkeymouth.jpg
http://www.dgh.org/images/Dr_McGlurg_2.jpg

But I greet you all with all due affection in any case.