Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

always nice to say antepenultimate, a baroque 25 yard plom of a word

Nani might be injured. Bugger

BOOM!

Sweet from Sturridge there

i dont remember a single league game this close to the end of the season where things were quite so delicately poised betwen the contenders

Erm... it was exactly the same situation last season. United were 3 points ahead of Chelsea with three games to go when they met at Old Trafford. In fact, if anything it was closer as they were level on goal difference.

And in 2008, Chelsea v United with three games left, United were leading by three points, Chelsea won that to go level on points (but still lost the league on the final day).

Looks like it's going to be a massacre.

oh awesome I actually want Chelsea to win this match, thanks for this Eck, great stuff

Torres, 3-0 already. Inept.

4-0 Torres. Super-inept.

this is ridic

maaaan this is going to be ugly for QPR

It just doesnt get any worse than this

God, if ur out there destroy jt with a mighty crack of lightning and lets get this vile & immoral farce abandoned

far be it from me to rain on others' schadenfreude, but this run needs a Stalingrad and soon

no-one ever goes five up before half-time do they...?

Pretty sure this is the worst thing I have ever seen

QPR fucking up their goal difference big time.

Spurs temporarily down to 6th, Everton could still catch 'em.

Also last nights MOTD, Alan Hansen sneering at qualifying for the Europa Lge. FUCK OFF ALAN!

A couple of minutes later Sturridge drove into the area, only for Ferdinand to kick the ball away to safety. Cue the expected boos from the home fans.

chelsea fans vs stoke fans

fitba fans are mostly terrible sometimes worse sometimes chelsea or stoke fans

Booing of Ferdinand is drowning out the commentary at times. Definitely not a small minority.

qpr looked pretty solid against us, maybe they can pull out a second half performance

Torres hat-trick.

happy for the guy

Well done Nando!

what I want to know is, what does this do to Mark Hughes?

Hopefully RDM will give him a patronising pat on the head at the end.

Another ex LFC striker gets on the scoresheet. Still time for another red card as well Djibs.

Graham Taylor on R5 splutters

--- who is going to be the first player, to TWITTER, their manager's half-time team talk ???

So naive. As if the players actually listen at half-time.

so, pandemic, that's exactly my POINT, actually, that you've MADE, that in a way, the PLAYERS are not even LISTENING, they're playing with their Twitter, and that's how football has CHANGED, since I came into the game. I'm not saying it's right or it's wrong but THAT'S how it IS, and we need to, in a sense, REALIZE that.

This could be a long afternoon for Blackburn.

ehh that's one way to react to Lennon missing an open goal after 60 seconds

sandro so much more talented than brave h'english water carrying retard parker

they're both quite good

Blackburn are getting every bit as battered as QPR were earlier, except in this case it's going to result in them scoring from a hopeful hoof over a sleeping Gallas

lol steve kean cribbing off martinez

really glad Bale and Lennon have swapped sides, that's a fresh and zingy approach sure to fox these simple Lancastrians

is dann even worse than roger johnson

Why do they do that? What is even the point?

I'm not watching the game, I can't bear it.

VDV 1-0

amazed, Tottenham have scored a goal

from a cross from Lennon back on the right again, don't try and learn from that or anything tho

ok haha at first i thought that ball hadn't gone anywhere near in the net and wasn't given, but the guy just ran off celebrating anyway.

what I like about this on radio is it sounds like Spurs are knocking the ball around between them for minutes on end

not too far off tbh, doubt Blackburn have put more than five or six passes together thus far

im no longer watching it but blackburn looked waste, tottenham in that agitated mode full of 40m crossfield passes but blackburn still failing to pick up runners

if tottenham fail to win it then they will have, literally, exceeded themselves

today's liveblogger 'Phil Dawkes, BBC Sport' is like the harry hill to jonathan 'stevo' stevenson's paul whitehouse

Just back from pub. Fucking hell Rangers.

spurs playing v well tbh, lennon should just run round his man more tho, 'beating' him is for players of lesser pace.

Parker's good, sandro's good, not quite the same role .

I want to like Danny Rose more than I do but he seems a bit of a weak link in his role today