I forgot about the snowmobiles!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xxGtFHt64
― a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link
omar did the coffee mug happen?
― caek, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
i attempted it but the sites i used wouldn't put it through due to copyright issues. pff as if united artists is making ronin mugs.
― omar little, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link
:(
― caek, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
guns out
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link
what about just a tin mug like they have in the movie with "i just ambushed you with a cup of coffee" inscribed in nice script
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link
I have access to a laser cutter/engraver. Next time I'm there I'm going to try this.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
:D
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link
plz and thank you
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
omg
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
he made the cup. he made the cup. he had to have the cup made.
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
the part before the climax where crockett & tubbs fistbump exactly when the drums of nu-metal in the air tonight kick in
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
h4a otm
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
that cup ever happen elvis
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/i_love_ronin_mug-p168691817722513327en711_216.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
I'D RATHER BE RONIN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1189136/watch-action-hero-films-and-legal-dramas-chongqing-mayor-advises-judges
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
justice is a ride
― No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
i still lol @ the anger over the 'inception' "placement"
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-gif-self-high-five-Liz-Lemon.gif
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
"rockin' good times!"
― goole, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
such bs, i google 'ronin mug' or 'ronin shirt' and i come up with skeletor dudes holding swords or something. there's a market for this shit, max get gawker on the case.
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link
plz o lord
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link
yeah what the shit
― gbx, Saturday, 10 January 2015 05:25 (nine years ago) link
just made it 45 min into "The Rock" before turning it off. The attempts at sentimental drama and humor and the occasional dash of cleverness are... really embarrassing. I really love "Speed" and "T2", what else should I be watching? Should I give the rest of "The Rock" a chance??
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 29 December 2016 18:19 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8l7OI7U6zM
― great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 29 December 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link
@ stevie: The Rock is very ridiculous and silly. I was tempted to turn it off pretty early with just the gratuitousness of things like the San Francisco car chase thrown in there. I ultimately got into the goofy spirit of things and I remember it being a good time, but imho it's not as much a "great action movie" as a "great ridiculous 90s blockbuster."
man this poll ruled. though lol at le samourai as an 'action movie.' i wonder, has anything come out in the last six years that would have stood a chance?
still have not seen:
75 APOCALYPTO72 VANISHING POINT71 DIRTY HARRY69 (TIE) THE HURT LOCKER67 (TIE) CON AIR67 (TIE) BRANDED TO KILL66 ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 1365 SIN CITY64 INFERNAL AFFAIRS62 (TIE) DEMOLITION MAN (well i watched like halfway?)62 (TIE) TAKEN61 MAD MAX57 COLLATERAL56 THE INCREDIBLES53 (TIE) MIAMI VICE52 GET CARTER50 LA FEMME NIKITA49 DISTRICT 947 THE WILD BUNCH44 THE KILLER41 BULLITT38 DAWN OF THE DEAD37 TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A.34 CRANK32 THE BOURNE IDENTITY30 THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM29 THE BOURNE SUPREMACY28 ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST24 POINT BREAK23 BATTLE ROYALE20 POINT BLANK17 STARSHIP TROOPERS13 THE SEVEN SAMURAI11 HARD BOILED8 HEAT (tried, wasn't feeling it at all, but clearly i'm missing out?)
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:51 (six years ago) link
mad max fury road would top 5 imo
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:56 (six years ago) link
71, 64, 62, 49,
37 my god yes
32 thru 24
17, 8
from what ive seen there, catch all of the above
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link
can imagine the rock has aged badly. face/off the only such thar should be kept as the ne plus ultra of the style
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:01 (six years ago) link
thanks for the picks!
i had more fun with the rock than face/off for some reason. they're almost the same length, but the latter feels much longer, just kind of shapeless, the entire last sequence with the church and then the boat, it's like jesus is this thing over yet? reminds me of MI:2 in that way. and then all the stuff with joan allen being assaulted by the bad guy wearing travolta's face is AWFUL and icky and not what one wants from a good-time moron movie at all. the rock probably has some racism or something that i'm forgetting though.
yeah fury road would have KILLED in this poll if it'd been out.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link
mi2 the other one thats of a kind def
theyre all so bad, but face/off was on three times a night and the novelty of them indoing each other as castor kinda got me hooked maybe.
john woo, kind of dreadful: a retrospective
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link
gonna read thread again
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:14 (six years ago) link
Guessing The Raid 1 and 2 would stand a chance. They seem like classic material.
― jmm, Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link
haha when i typed that post i'd totally forgotten john woo directed MI:2. oops.
yeah the raid is dope. threadbare characters and all that but if you wanna see some awesome fighting in close quarters, man, you are going to get a shit-ton of it.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:37 (six years ago) link
MI:2 is the only one of the series I'd be resistant to rewatching.
Dr. C, go watch Dawn of the Dead and the Bournes pretty much now. You must.
I really should get on this To Live & Die thing, huh.
The resurgence of this thread suddenly makes me want to ditch my umpteenth Larry Sanders rewatch for some First Blood or Ronin.
Or Cobra. It should've won, we all know it.
― Ape Wipes (Old Lunch), Sunday, 11 March 2018 02:50 (six years ago) link
oh my god if I had voted in this La Femme Nikita would have been my top 5 or maybe even my #1, v v underrated go see it at once
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 March 2018 03:05 (six years ago) link
There is definite racism or some racist caricatures in The Rock, my recollection of the Alcatraz tour scenes when the Marines take over is that a couple characters are used for comic relief in a way that's pretty awkward. It's an interesting movie w/the extremely serious and well-performed Harris and Morse duo going against the more heightened comic weirdness of Cage and Connery. The most memorable performance aside from the stars is probably Gregory Sporleder as a psycho Marine, plays like a particularly vicious hybrid of James Cagney and David Patrick Kelley and makes good use of his limited role. Which is to basically be the Waingro to Ed Harris' McCauley. (speaking of Heat!)
if you haven't seen The Wild Bunch and Once Upon a Time in the West, that would make a lengthy but hellaciously great double bill.
To Live and Die In L.A. is the single most mindfucking movie on the list, it's one that I have shown a few different people and they've come away with a thumbs up and mild PTSD every time.
The Woo films are both great, just operatic cornball beauty that feels like they belong in a parallel universe. When I watched them on VHS w/shitty dubbing back in my teen years they changed my life.
Dawn of the Dead is the best zombie film ever but it's not as much an action movie. But the action is really wonderful and lurid and gorgeous in its gruesomeness, and the four main performances are all exceptionally good. Unlike most performances in zombie flicks (one slightly related key exception: Sarah Polley in the DotD remake.)
From the list of unwatched, the only ones I'd pass on or save for last are probably Sin City (looks good but kinda lame), Crank (feels like an "early era Vice Magazine" action film at this point tbh), and maybe Taken (benefited in this poll from being a recent release and Liam Neeskn being frankly quite awesome, but it's not great.)
― omar little, Sunday, 11 March 2018 03:37 (six years ago) link
The Rock also has some really cruel homophobia in the form of a comic-relief sissy that like actually pissed me off
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 March 2018 03:52 (six years ago) link
feel like if i charged omar with the duty of mounting a passionate defence of any or all of the three movies hes suggests skipping he could do it
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 04:33 (six years ago) link
Well I'll say this for all of them:
Sin City is not boring and goes all the way, it really does bring the graphic novel to life and Mickey Rourke is almost surreally on-point in recreating his character in what I guess is basically a live-action performance. The gore is wonderful, I deeply enjoyed the noir elements. It's mostly lame in it being extremely empty for the most part, it's very much a "see once and never again" type film. I'm not regretting seeing it but I also felt like it gave me nothing.
Crank is probably diminished bc its mostly shit sequel just tried to recreate it and go one up on everything without doing anything new, but the original is really smug and self satisfied and Statham I think is at his most unlikeable in these films. It's also probably a bit racist. However it is insane. I give it points for sheer unbridled insanity. It comes off more like a Troma picture than any typical Hollywood action film. Which earns it some respect.
Taken is I think very well-directed and Neeson's role is more than just The Speech, he's an unstoppable and fearsome presence physically and that coupled with his set of acting skills keeps the entire thing moving. It's got some nice low-grade Eurotrash vibes throughout, but it is also racist. Crazy how the plot hinges on the girls deciding to follow U2 on tour or whatever, I appreciated that touch. It's funny though how i think culturally Taken is the Neeson action film everyone talks about (understandably perhaps) while in the meantime every single non-Taken franchise action film he's made since is better.
― omar little, Sunday, 11 March 2018 04:50 (six years ago) link
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, March 11, 2018 12:56 PM (six hours ago)
mad max 2 isn't even on the list!
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Sunday, 11 March 2018 09:00 (six years ago) link
has anything come out in the last six years that would have stood a chance?
Definitely: Mad Max Fury Road, John Wick, The Raid
Probably: Dredd, Edge of Tomorrow, Snowpiercer
Outside bets: MI6 Rogue Nation, Fast and Furious 6, Wonder Woman, Baby Driver, Green Room
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 11 March 2018 09:40 (six years ago) link
also Raid 2
― Finnegans woke (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 March 2018 09:50 (six years ago) link
im pretending that ppl voted mad max, a searing budget transvestite social drama, but were thinking of mad max 2 the great action movie. it helps.
edge of tomorrow, john wick and MI6 all def make list yeah
if taken were made in the seventies and nobody had heard of it i think it would be an ilx sensation.
sin city looks great, is funny, is probably the hottest movie of all time, fair to say the action isnt actually great in it maybe.
think yr point on cranks experimentalism is key.
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 10:05 (six years ago) link
Wonder Woman would open up some doors - I don't remember much about the fight scenes apart for the terrible one in the french town, but Civil War and Black Panther have some great ones - on the one hand you could claim that it isn't really an action movie if the protagonist is never in danger, on the other hand Arnie.
There would be some Fast & Furious vote splitting, I suspect - real headz love Fast Five, and it didn't even make this poll.
xp MI6 comes out next month? It's MI5 yez are thinking of.
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link
My unwatched, some of them glaring
72 VANISHING POINT69 (TIE) THE HURT LOCKER67 (TIE) BRANDED TO KILL66 ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 1365 SIN CITY62 (TIE) TAKEN61 MAD MAX60 JAWS*57 COLLATERAL53 (TIE) MIAMI VICE50 LA FEMME NIKITA48 TOTAL RECALL*47 THE WILD BUNCH46 THE GREAT ESCAPE45 COMMANDO44 THE KILLER41 BULLITT38 DAWN OF THE DEAD37 TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A.34 CRANK27 BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA*24 POINT BREAK*23 BATTLE ROYALE22 THE THING20 POINT BLANK17 NORTH BY NORTHWEST14 THE FRENCH CONNECTION8 HEAT
Happy to watch any of these movies not directed by Michael Mann.
* indicates that I know them well enough to joke about them.
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 11 March 2018 10:38 (six years ago) link
mimi2 urlight uhjackitt uhpockett awful hairmi3 pope overratedmi4 undercover undercover undercovermi5 does this exist or is the desert one also the above onemi6 opera underwater
also day and knight is an unofficial mi imo
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 11:39 (six years ago) link
I might start a thread on to live and die in la the action movie for people who know action movie tropes but were ready to see them absolutely eviscerated
― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 March 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link
which is also a brilliant action/cop movie like