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― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago) link
soooooo nerdyhttp://io9.com/5906300/5-scientific-explanations-for-game-of-thrones-messed+up-seasonshttps://plus.google.com/u/0/100521671383026672718/posts/R3C5xYBxvXn
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link
I keep hearing Xaro Xahon Ducksauce everytime they say it out loud.
― Evan, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link
Note: Theon died on the way back to his home planet
Theon does have certain Poochie qualities.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
arya's dancing is pretty amazing.
unlike ian greyjoy's acting.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
alfie is a pretty terrible actor but it kind of works because theon is pretty terrible at what he does too.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark
agree, same goes for daenerys
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
not sure about her, her scenes are particularly grating apart from that cool illusion freak.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, i was starting to like dany as a character cause clarke did okay with the rising-to-power stuff last season, but god, she's been just awful ever since her arrival in qarth.
― The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
agreed
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
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― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
danaerys is made even more obnoxious b/c the episodes feel so unsatisfying in the way of plot development and then we have to spend a fair chunk of it with her crying about her dragons. qarth scenes are only redeemed by neat visual stuff like the charlatan and the metal-mask lady.
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
well, everybody's dead now so
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
karth felt like a whole lotta build up and then the whole GREATEST TOWN EVER had a quick flip to being run by goopy ghoulie and ragged dick.
so hopefully we don't have to see her again until she flies in on top of a dragon and rains fire on stuff
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
Goopy Ghoulie and Ragged Dick would be a great name for a GoT spin off show.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
Qarth is the bit that is especially cringeworthy when I watch this show while stoned
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
The richest man in Qarth, the house of the undying dude, the merchant, Dany's horrible acting, mask woman.. it's really, really bad
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
Tyrion is still the most awesome
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
one thing i'm confused about - the metal-face tatoo-artist girl asked jorah if he would ever betray Daenerys *again*? what was that about? did i miss something?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
also, forks - i really like that image!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link
Jorah was reporting back to Varys (I think) about Dany's movements, etc...
― schwantz, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah they did not play it up very much, but Jorah was doing that. His turning point is right before the little rat face dude tries to poison her.
― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
Thermo: then you're gonna LOVE this tumblr - http://fuckyeahgameofthrones.tumblr.com/
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://fuckyeahgameofthrones.tumblr.com/post/23049916118
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link
also lolzyhttp://fuckyeahgameofthrones.tumblr.com/post/22328143483/the-flawless-cast-of-game-of-thrones
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
This tumblr is killing me. I'm hoping it's all 13 yr olds.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
To taste the full-on firehose of teen mania, search for the game of thrones tag on tumblr, especially around a new episode.
Popular themes include:
"OMG! I'm having so many feels right now, I can't handle it! [insert 10 wacky GIFs of people freaking out]"
and
"I know it's wrong, but I can't stop shipping Arya and Gendry hardcore!"
― Moodles, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
these creeps also seem to ship sansa and the dog
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link
knock them now, but amongst them is the heir to the literary crown of E.L. James.
― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
'ship'?
― mikebee (BATTAGS), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
fanfic
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shipping_%28fandom%29
― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
'ship 'shop
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
shoop
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
imho Harrenhal + Arya, possibly my least favorite parts of the second book, are the stand out scenes this season
― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
It wasn't Tywin in the books, right? Because that's what's been really amazing.
― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
It is called SanSan, and they are all gross.
― Pot Leeedom (Leee), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link
two episodes in a row with no tits I'm pretty sure. Unprecedented.
There was boobis in the last episode.
I've been keeping track.
Who is the woman with the crazy mask? And where can I obtain naked ritual back-painting services on the east coast?
Her name is Quaithe. To say more would be spoiling.
― Pot Leeedom (Leee), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
boobis+
― The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link
brief though, and the previous episode was chaste iirc? their skin quotient overlords at HBO seem to have lowered the tithe this season.
― The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago) link
Brief by HBO GOT standards!
― Pot Leeedom (Leee), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 05:51 (twelve years ago) link
so um for the people like me who haven't read the books and don't want spoilers
SPECULATIONS PLEASE
bran and ricon can't be dead, right? so um what happened? those the bodies of the farm kids? did theon deliberately let the princes go and burn up the kids? (hard to accept that one...)
― sean gramophone, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
i actually looked that up and spoilered it for myself. had to know.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:57 (twelve years ago) link
It seemed really obvious to me that it was those two orphan boys. Bran and Ricon et al were hiding at the farm, I guess? Or at least they went near it. The dogs picked up the scent. Theon failed again because he's lol Theon and killed the kids to make a point to the people of Winterfell. That's my guess, anyway. I don't see why you'd mention the two orphan boys if you weren't going to use them at some point.
― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link
not read the books and I'll be well pleased to be proved wrong, except I don't want anything to happen to Bran (don't care about Ricon).
― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
its spelled rickon
― max, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
there's a preview of what happens to rickon here
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link
Rickonroll.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
rickon blues
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
It seemed really obvious to me that it was those two orphan boys. ...I don't see why you'd mention the two orphan boys if you weren't going to use them at some point.
^ my guess
― The term or title antichrist, in Christian theology, refers to (contenderizer), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link