Fast Food: Search & Destroy

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On the ready meal front Tesco's generally rock - they don't do indian or chinese stuff as well as Sainsbury's but on everything else they are king (their new Chicken Alfredo is much recommended). And their actually-nice-ready-to-cook Tesco's Finest range is worth a look too.

Tom, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I used to live off of saveloys & pies from Carfax chippie. These days you are much more likely to find me in a KFC. Hmm Zinger Tower Burger.

By the way, the Spicy Beanburger was an invention of the Wimpy Burger Chain over here in good old Blighty. These days Burger King do them as they bought out all but a few independent members of said chain.

Wimpy also does (did?) a round sausage in a burger known as a Bender. What times we lived in back in the seventies. That said, nothing better than seeing a gig at the Brixton Academy and then having a Bender in the Wimpy.

Pete, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Forget Carfax Chippie *AND* KFC, Pete, you should be heading down the Abingdon Road to the Mediterranean Fish Bar. Best value fish and chips, saveloys, kebabs, pickled eggs, the lot! Has KFC really changed, or do people just eat the advertising? The Colonel's transformation from a static, avuncular character to a break dancing lover of fake tex mex is on a par to the rejuvenation of Captain Birdseye in terms of commercial transmogrification.

MarkH, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

God I love KFC.

Tom, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

There's a fried chicken place just near Old Street, and I guess somewhere near Bill Drummond's boozer, which I still haven't got round to visiting. Anyway, it's called Fried Chicken Kebabs and Fries, and they've taken a kind of French Connection UK approach by using the acronym FCKF in great big letters. My recommendation: round the corner to the Artillery Arms and forget abut the fast food altogether.

Tim, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Just a few KFComments.

If you are in Australia DO NOT have a KFC, I don't know what happened in the journey over there but it isn't the KFC of the UK.

Speaking of the (insert Southern US State)/Dixie Fried Chicken phenomenon. The best name I've ever seen is the chain in Manchester known as "McTucky". Utter, UTTER, genius.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Somebody mentioned fish and chips -- the Bervie Chipper, south of Aberdeen somewhere. Trust me.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

FCKF!!! The PRML SCRM chippie! Oh, their food is crap, but it amuses us so much that we have to go there. It's the only thing that really makes putting up with Hoxton worthwhile.

masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

What is the PRML SCRM way to abbreviate 'chippie'? The drop the vowels rule would result in CHP, which is just plain incomprehensible. Are there subsections in the EXTRMNTR handbook thet deal with these things?

Nick, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Chips are bourgousie abominations!!! PRML SCRM want DP FRD MRS BRS and they want them NOW!!! Besides, isn't CHPs something to do with Erik Estrada or something?

masonic boom, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two months pass...
DESTROY: Dairy Queen for ripping off the Blizzard. In Indiana, there was a small neighborhood ice cream place, the Penguin. In Fort Wayne or Bloomington, forget which. It had the original Blizzard, but since they were a tiny operation they had no reason to trademark it. So, of course, Dairy Queen copies it, name and all, copyrights it, then sues the Penguin for copyright infringement. Typical american spirit.

Josh Newcowzer, Thursday, 6 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three weeks pass...
In NYC, what's up with the Dunkin' Donuts/Baskin' Robbins thingy? They're everywhere now! Don't know if this counts as "Fast Food", but I love, love, love Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!

Lorraine Coleman, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Better then McFlury, Tim Horton's Iced Cappacinos.

Mr Noodles, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Other Brooklyn franchise that is AWESOME: "Golden Krust". Sounds nasty, looks nasty - but they have got Jamaican beef / chicken / veg patties that are scrumptious and less than $1.50. Closest thing to a pastie this side of the Atlantic...

They have this enormous Golden Krust warehouse in the Bronx. I see it everytime I take the train up to White Plains. And yer right ... Golden Krust patties are the best cheap-eats in NYC (they have a stand under Grand Central).

They also had one of the most hilarious ad campaigns a few years back, when I guess they were starting to franchise and they were trying to get West Indians to set up Golden Crust franchises (because the ads were on an NYC West Indian/ethnic radio station). Some guy with a really thick, exaggerated Jamaican accent, shouting "IMAGINE! WHAT A WONDERFUL TING! GOLDEN CRUST PATTIES! ALL OVER AMERICA! YES!" Ads don't get better than that, I tell yas.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

eight months pass...
I am lokking for a Restaurant job.

RajvinderMultani, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh my heavens, we have the post of the century. Google, I love you.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

*jaw drops*

bc, Friday, 5 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

two months pass...
Found this thread... Cool!
Here's a chain for yas- Colonel Dixie, based out of Mobile, Al. They reached to Houston, and strangly enough all the way to upstate NY.
McD's hated this chain. They lost a logo battle, and that allowed the Colonel to grow more.
Hamburgers, fish sandwiches. The Dixie Dog! Homemade chili, onions, cheese,and pickles. (Or just do a chili dog with the cole slaw this place served.)
Their fried chicken blew away KFC,Browns, etc. and the sides were made in the company's own local warehouse along with the Dixie Dagwood,a great recreation of the Bumstead dream.
There was also Dixie Dew... a combo of lemon-lime soda with cherry.
Good food, good folks.
Just got back to the gulf area after being gone for 25 years, and only one of the ten stores is left, and that in Mobile. (A "portable" unit made for Houston)
I must drive over for a last dog, and some pics... (sad)

Morwen ni Anne, Sunday, 15 September 2002 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I read "Fast Food Nation" a year ago, and I have not been back to McDonalds, Wendys or Burger King since.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 15 September 2002 21:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

three years pass...
And revive....

I woke up this morning, thinking about a Popeye's Spicy 3-piece with a biscuit and the red beans and rice. Its an atrocious meal on so many levels, but damnit if I didn't want it. But frugality will win out and I will wait until payday Thursday.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Zagat rates 'em:

http://www.zagat.com/promo.aspx?pn=37&wid=wb_fastfood_ns&hid=wb_noloc_screen1_ns

kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe all the Burger King hatred. :-(

stevienixed, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Burger King is truly vile. I don't agree with that poll that Wendy's has the best burger but otherwise is seems pretty otm.

Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

:-( I heart Burger King a lot. Not so much for its fries, but the burgers are very yummy. Thank god they don't have it in Belgium or I'd be pregnant with not only a baby but a few burgers as well.

stevienixed, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

My new fast food obsession is ZAXBY'S. I've had it like four times but only in Gulfport, MS. They print the following "mission statement" on all the receipts:

"Consistently Create Encore Experiences That Enrich Lives, One Person At A Time!!"

Srsly, you can do that w/chicken?

Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost
those grill marks are fake.

Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

During my first pregnancy I ate pizza (from Pizza Hut) about twice a week. Sadly they don't do the cheesy crust in medium. :-( I know it's not really a real pizza, but damn I love their thick pizzas.

stevienixed, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

SONIC OH YEAH TOP 5!!!!

I haven't eated at a Dairy Queen since..... oh.... 1980 probably. Now I'm wondering what I've been missing.

Jaq, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I was wondering what the fuck that dude in Gulfport who kept saying "CCEETEL, OPAAT!!" was going on about.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to like DQ's burgers, but the service was so slow, I quit going there.

Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah DQs pretty great food and treat wise.

I'm afraid what I'm might eat when pregnant. . .

Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Burger King is pretty good except for the gross new crusty fries, Dairy Queen excels in almost all areas of glutton cuisine but yeah it can be slow

A B C, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

...to leave your colon.

kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't eat at these places anymore, but for burgers, Carl's Jr was best followed by the Whopper and Jumbo Jack. I like the Big Mac but don't even really think of it as a burger. Wendy's is disgusting.

Spencer Chow, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

No Culver's, no credibility. Hands down the most disgustingly delicious shit out there.

dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

OVERRATED

A B C, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha I knew that would get a response.

dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ban carl's jr plz, their advertising is vile

http://www.carlsjr.com/

kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

burger king chicken "tenders" have the texture (and color, come to think of it) of my grandparent's old couch

strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsly though I think it's just the mystique of the (formerly) Wisconsin-only range of the place. It was like you were going to an alternate universe for a while.

xposts

dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm surrounded by Culver's and I never eat there.

My all-time fave is Milwaukee-only (I think) custard + fast-food chain Kopp's.

Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

wendy's has good non-burger menu items but I've never like those square burgers.

Ms Misery, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link


Tuesday, May 1, 2007
MACADAMIA NUT
This is too expensive for us to make, so don't buy it, we lose money!

Sunday, May 13, 2007
MOM'S CHOCOLATE CHIP CHEESECAKE
Made with Hershey's® chocolate chips, cheesecake and custard. Yes, yes,yes !!! Your mom will love it!


Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to admit that while I havent lived in the WI in a while sometimes I do find myself wondering what the custard of the day is

A B C, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Jordan, I'm a little astounded you've never been to Culver's.

dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I've been there, but only a couple times. Something about the term "butterburger", I don't know man...

Jordan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

'Tis true. My experiences have pretty much been limited to once-a-year runs through WI, so if you spread it out a bit it's easy to ignore the nastiness of the product.

dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

a once-a-year case of the runs?

kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I am really thankful that this thread has seen little to no love for White Castle.

kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Is feces your fetish of the day?

xpost: Not surprising.

dan m, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Sonic brings the value menu just in time.

WmC, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Do you think that McDonald's gives you good value for your money? Like, if you were poor, would you eat there a few times a week?

bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i am poor and i never eat there so

Lamp, Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

dosa place that sells giant vegetable curry for $2.50 oth

Lamp, Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i was poor last year and it was definitely more tempting in terms of value for money IF i had to eat out because i didn't have time or groceries at home to pack food, but rather than getting to the point of "a few times a week" i'd just try to make sure to have more rice & beans or spaghetti leftovers around, which is cheaper and better for you in the long run. (now i am at a point where i can stick to the same weekly budget as last year and have a little money left over, but i still cook cheap food and eat leftovers most of the time. and the only fast foods i eat repeatedly are $3 big pieces of pizza, $2 bagels, and $5 burritos, none of which cost more than mcdonald's.)

Maria, Saturday, 21 November 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

(i mean "more tempting" than, say, a place where a sandwich or salad is $7-10. there weren't any really cheap places where i lived.)

Maria, Saturday, 21 November 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I just ate Wendy's for the first time in a long time -- they have these "natural-cut fries" now that are pretty good; however, I made the mistake of ordering the value chicken sandwich, not realizing it was different from the fillets and clearly made from that mashed up chicken goop. I can't decide if the sickness I feel now is real or psychological.

mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

Sonic's Summer of Shakes is a dangerous thing.

Home Despot (WilliamC), Friday, 7 June 2013 00:28 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

the chicken burger at larkburger is so goddamn amazingly delicious and beautifully presented, it's the best chicken sandwich i've ever had. i have no idea how any of their other food is because i order the chicken burger and nothing else every time- i don't want any other food messing up its perfection. maybe more fast casual than fast food. it's not really a burger either, it's a spicy chicken breast marinated in adobo served with l, t, o, and cilantro. damn.

blot it out (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 20:03 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

Shake Shack cuts out its human cashiers at Astor Place NYC. Your "order ready" goes to your phone (not mine).

http://gothamist.com/2017/10/02/shake_shack_ditches_humans.php

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 October 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

i am sitting in my car at a sonic right now... the layout of this restaurant is so tilting. you pull right up to a touchscreen but you can't just type in yr order, you have to use the old school shitty intercom thing anyway? then eventually when yr carhop walks up with yr corn dog or whatever, they have to maneuver the order to you in an odd, painstaking manner bc your window is entirely blocked by the screen thing? whyyyyyyyy

shoulda zagged (esby), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

had no idea Hot 'n Now still existed. Granted, it's just one location, but I ate at my local one at a lot in the early 90s.

love thinking of old obscure fast food joints.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 03:44 (two years ago) link

also, one of my favorite "wtf" fast food stories: https://www.cracked.com/article_28014_the-crazy-story-fake-burger-king-in-pittsburgh.html

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 03:59 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

I miss Long John Silver.

My sister worked at one many years ago and used to smuggle out those crispy bits of crust for me, the ones that accumulated at the bottom of the case. It was actually quite a complicated operation .

Big deal, that stuff was such a hot commodity that theft was immediate grounds for firing!

Picture of Chairman Mao (I M Losted), Saturday, 3 December 2022 09:20 (one year ago) link

It was a different time, the dying days of the Cold War.

I go online and now I see that the remaining LJS sell the crumbles.

But BITD, they were NOT TO BE EATEN! Customers asked for extra crumbles all the time.

I now realize the managers probably took them home at night and sold them on the black market.

Picture of Chairman Mao (I M Losted), Saturday, 3 December 2022 09:24 (one year ago) link


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