I would have EXCELSIORS with all this ILXors (phase 2 for the nu year)

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I think the reference was to Cambiasso's goal, but I'm not bothered either way

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

you got something right. treasure this moment

-- (688), Friday, 5 January 2007 08:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Nabisco OTM Re: vaginas

-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007 2:36 AM.

Only cause I was quickly scrolling thru a thread.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 January 2007 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Gary Lightbody has a swimming pool in the shape of a swimming pool.

-- reverto levidensis (n...), January 5th, 2007 1:42 PM. (blueski) (later)

Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

1105. Starting July 2006, Axl Rose has been using Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies cards to complete Chinese Democracy, only Axl mentally adds the words "on coke" to the end of every instruction.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), September 13th, 2006 4:10 AM. (epicharmus)

Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to live in a bubble.

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), January 5th, 2007 3:57 PM.

There's my theory that CJ is Michael Jackson in disguise blown out of the proverbial water.

-- Tim (hopkinsti...), January 5th, 2007 3:59 PM.

Although I may be deliberately misleading you here, for my own amusement. (I said that in a high pitched squeaky voice, btw)

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), January 5th, 2007 4:02 PM.

(It's OK, I think you're Jonathan King really.)

-- Tim (hopkinsti...), January 5th, 2007 4:03 PM.

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

EAT THIS BREAD! SATAN LIVES! FUCK A DOG! EAT THIS BREAD!

-- VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (whateve...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007 11:25 AM. (Mr.Que) (later) (link)

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Vintage Alex In NYC:

Is Snow Patrol important?

They are if you've been trapped under a canopy of frehsly avalanched snow or fractured your tibia on a treacherous mogul. Otherwise, no.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), June 3rd, 2004.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea how to read that one, apart from "OMG I must close the portal before the ultimate evil emerges from his butt."

-- nabisco (--...), January 5th, 2007.

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

there's gotta be some Obama-coke-"white girl" joke in here somewhere

-- Shakey Mo Collier (aud...), January 4th, 2007.

why dont you get to work on that

-- and what (an...), January 4th, 2007.

Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I have this sick desire to unban louis jagger so he can contribute to this thread.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007. (link)

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when the devil whispers...

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007. (link)

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ok nevermind I forgot how creepy you are.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...) (webmail), January 5th, 2007. (link)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie wins life.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

First of all, facials only happen post-orgasm.

Second of all, virgins are not allowed to judge what is and is not an orgasm face.

guts are AWESOME xpost

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), January 5th, 2007 8:39 PM. (scarymonsterrr)


Jessie, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS

;-)

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), January 5th, 2007 8:40 PM. (Haberdager)

dude never make a winky face at me again.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), January 5th, 2007 8:41 PM. (scarymonsterrr)

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

more "aaargh" than anything else but noteworthy i think

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

When did he become Mr Creepy?

stet (stet), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

When I made the twin discovery that a) Jessie was going to be ridiculously harsh, cruel, minatory and pugnacious towards me at the drop of a hat (see: the first post of Lex's excelsior), and b) that she takes inordinate exception to a little bit of tongue-in-cheek horseplay, and in fact regards things she sees on Internet messageboards as 'creepy'. Putting the two together, I've been able to express my dissatisfaction in as affecting a style as I could possibly muster, oh, and I've had a few laffs as well.

Now I'm coming for your children.

;-) ;-) ;-)

*sigh*

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, I'm not the only one regarding shit as creepy.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

x-post -- UH.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Adj. 1. pugnacious - tough and callous by virtue of experience

I like that!

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

minatory

http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0311546/min_files/minotaur.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

A striking self-portrait, Dan.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually that's my senior year photo.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Which explains the skulls.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

"inordinate exception". Shit's creepy. Stop it.

stet (stet), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

she takes inordinate exception to a little bit of tongue

I have to admit that I stopped reading here.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link

louis, poppage is fast receding into the distance

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

why, you thought i'd achieve poppage with jessie?

...or YOU?

...or ANYONE READING THIS????

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

no.

lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vidicom-tv.com/home/images/vidicom-main-hindenburg.jpg

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cf.ac.uk/engin/staff/pjb/source/Piper.jpg

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gkware.de/stopit/9724.JPG

a_p (a_p), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.emergency.com/gertrain.jpg

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

poppage

did not need to read this word today

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

waterfalls of poopage

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:08 (seventeen years ago) link

welcome back, y'all

my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Friday, 5 January 2007 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

why, you thought i'd achieve poppage with jessie?

I should just send my therapy bill directly to your parents, right?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

this shit is fucking boring

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean funny

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jessie, i don't think you've quite gathered the concept of the 'dowry'...

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

omg its all like the argentina goal again. dudes got a superglued 'kick me' sign stapled to himself

-- (688), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Beating on LJ > beating on Mickey.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

No, you meant boring.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vietnammemorial.com/vietnam-monk-self-immolation.jpg

jimn (jimnaseum), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, that whole sports thread had a weird tone of people slipping "STFU & LEAVE" at one another at seemingly random intervals -- I dunno, whatever creepy thing happened (?), the guy's been taking shit and playing nice about it all day, so he's probably sufficiently chastized? Any more and you're just pushing him to reopen whatever the argument was (xpost: see above!), when an hour ago he was trying to play nice and live it down.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

sports thread eh?

reverto levidensis (blueski), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

she was dressed like she wanted to argue

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.thirdage.com/news/features/images/news.yawn.jpg

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoah, pass the tweezers.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i swear i read someplace that sake is hangover proof.

-- river wolf, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

rw, that is cooking sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Steve Shasta, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

haha, pwned

i bought it at the gas station!

-- river wolf, Thursday, June 21, 2007 5:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Dan I., Friday, 22 June 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago) link

It's probably not even sake, then. It's like, rice-gasahol or something. Did you get it from one of the pumps?

Oilyrags, Friday, 22 June 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Chris Martin's from just outside Exeter, but the other dudes aren't.

-- Scik Mouthy, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:20 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Yeah, they were assembled in South Korea I think.

-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:24 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you are funny little men, you lot

-- lex pretend, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

we learned it by watching you, dad

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:38 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Cruncheroos_Honey_and_Almonds_Box.jpg

-- Will M., Friday, June 22, 2007 8:33 AM (3 minutes ago)

I never thought I would see the day where a hip, with-it purple dinosaur could sexually violate a bowl of cereal.

-- HI DERE, Friday, June 22, 2007 8:34 AM (1 minute ago)

aka "check out the sex face on this dinosaur"

-- HI DERE, Friday, June 22, 2007 8:35 AM (1 minute ago)

dan if that's your definition of a sex face, you have a forgiving wife

-- strongohulkington, Friday, June 22, 2007 8:36 AM (4 seconds ago)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

that clown is about to go down on that cereal

-- Mr. Que, Friday, June 22, 2007 3:40 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

n/a, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

the cruncheroos dinosaur sex face is causing me physical pain from trying not to get fired

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Miel et amandes

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Cruncheroos dino is the cereal mascot industry's analogue to Pepe Le Pew

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/almorbs.jpg

by the unbeatable tracer "hates cap'n crunch" hand!

hstencil, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG.

Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

bad teethamix

-- strongohulkington, Friday, June 22, 2007 12:40 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Hey fuck you in a bowl of Vegemite flavoured Cheerios Jess!

-- Trayce, Friday, June 22, 2007 12:40 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^
That has to be some new post to excelsiorizing land speed record.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 5:59 PM

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

this poll is a lil gay

-- The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

you're a lil gay

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 June 2007 17:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I am the lil gay

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:28 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Just got offed, Saturday, 23 June 2007 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh god excelsiored when I am drunk heh.

Trayce, Saturday, 23 June 2007 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Haha that reminds me of how we all used to say "das vodenya" (sp, wtf) before drinking, however it is you say "goodbye" in russian.

-- Trayce, Saturday, 23 June 2007 03:29 (3 hours ago) Link

StanM, Saturday, 23 June 2007 07:17 (seventeen years ago) link


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