so many women reading this book on the train these days. i don't know how people can read this in public without getting embarrassed. not even because it's shitty, but just because it's all sex scenes.
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
this is what kindles were made for, people!
it's a hip book to be seen reading
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
And just as I am getting used to the sensation, he sits up again and trails a spoonful of ice cream down the center of my body, across my stomach, and into my navel where he deposits a large dollop of ice cream.
can I just say I am in awe of this sentence
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
ice cream play, that's pretty hardcore
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
"he put a cushion on my head, he put a cushion on my feet, he sat on my butt, and pretended it was a cushion, and that I was a couch"
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
like, exactly how far down is her navel
and why would you put ice cream in someone's navel, that just seems wasteful
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
you could get the same sensation with a perfectly good ice cube but I guess dude reeeeeally gets off on butter pecan?
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
it puts him in a good humor
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
groan
― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
enjoying yr mint chocolate chip, goole?
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
I would not waste good ice cream like that! What if the person had belly button lint?
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
What if she had an outie? He could paint it red and pretend it was a marachino.
― remy bean, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
my roommate told me a funny story about her friends' honeymoon and a can of whipped cream. I guess they used too much or took too long to get around to eating it off each other and, well, the moral of the story was it doesn't mix well with certain body parts, lol. They were both feeling decidedly ill afterwards :/
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
Oh gross.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
i would have stopped my roommate at "honeymoon"
― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
o_O
― mh, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
I want to read a piece about ice cream play that ends with both partners deciding going to make sundaes instead of fucking. "My inner goddess was dying for sprinkles!"
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
My head is pounding and I try to keep count, but I'm quickly realize I've lost track of how many Milano cookies he has inserted into my no-no place.
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link
the icecream story should end with her spending the next couple of days trying to get rid of the 'off dairy' smell
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
"All day, you know, we make decisions, about what to make for dinner and that kind of stuff, and it’d be nice if someone else made decisions about everything. In the bedroom, at least."
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2012/05/fifty-shades-of-grey-the-how-to-class.html
― o. nate, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
That argument doesn't hold water for me because THE WRITING IS HELLA FUCKING SHITTY
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
i was reading this over the shoulder of the woman sitting next to me on the train this morning and the dude had sent ANASTASIA STEELE a macbook pro THAT ISN'T EVEN IN THE STORES YET for their dirty sex communications
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
at least nicholson baker is funny sometimes.intentionally i mean
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
otm
I was just thinking about reading The Fermata in public when I was in college and being embarrassed by doing so even though the majority of people prob didn't know just exactly how dirty that stuff was.
Anyone else see this lady on The Today Show a couple weeks ago?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
Christian lies beside me, his hand caressing my belly, his long fingers splayed out wide."How’s my daughter?""She’s dancing." I laugh."Dancing? Oh yes! Wow. I can feel her." He grins as Blip Two somersaults inside me."I think she likes sex already."
"How’s my daughter?"
"She’s dancing." I laugh.
"Dancing? Oh yes! Wow. I can feel her." He grins as Blip Two somersaults inside me.
"I think she likes sex already."
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
― producer / dj / humanitarian (reddening), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
"i think she likes sex already"
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
Oh no. That's not really from the book, is it?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
Blip Two
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
I want to unlearn how to read now please thank you
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link
his long fingers splayed out wide
*shudder*
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
um
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link
WHAT THE FUCK
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
so this is a book about will ferrell and rachel dratch's "lovers" characters from snl right?
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't think anyone could top "Jacob falls in passionate love with an infant" from Breaking Dawn but here we are
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
really in the book! (hopefully that works)
― producer / dj / humanitarian (reddening), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
My god. This lady is a menace.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
oh for the love of god don't read past that quoted section
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
come back VC Andrews, all is forgiven
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
Ha! I don't know if I'm willing to go that far.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
Every generation gets the VC Andrews it deserves.
haha
― horseshoe, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
I jerk awake, woken by a high-pitched squeal of delight from my son, and even though I can't see him or Christian, I grin like an idiot with my glee. Ted has woken from his nap, and he and Christian are romping nearby.
WHERE IS THIS GOING, LADY
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
I dunno about you but old VC's incest seems like frickin Dostoyevsky next to this blandrotica
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link
“Christian! You are such a kinky –” He swoops on me suddenly, kissing me hard, his leg thrown over mine, grabbing my hands so they are above my head.“You love the kinky fuckery,” he whispers, and he runs his nose down mine. I grin up at him, caught in his infectious, wicked smile.“Yes, I love the kinky fuckery. And I love you. Very much.”
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
good god.
"You kids better cut out that kinkey fuckery right now or I'm turning this car around"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
also the body descriptions remind me of Wizard of Oz - "then he took my legs and he threw them over THERE, and then he took my chest and he threw it over THERE"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/50-shades-grey-author-jamess-interview-16154474
― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link
ice cream
― game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link