The level of utter naivety/lack of knowledge of the subject matter is so crushingly embarrasing.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
THE BUTT DRAWER
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
flushing like a stoplight.
― estela, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
I got so distracted by THE BUTT DRAWER that I missed "flushing like a stoplight." What even what I don't know what. What?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link
flushing like a stoplight sounds like a wacky britishism until you think about it and realize it's just the worst simile of all time
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
"Don't you like the butt drawer?"=First-round inductee into Question Hall of Fame.
― Hare Kinsey (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
tbh I am just imagining a chagrined stoplight on a toilet
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link
i don't wonder what's in the third drawer.
― estela, Thursday, 24 May 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
Stopping by another airport bookshop last night, flipping open one of the books and skipping around a bit, I quickly found a section where he was twisting around a butt plug like she had a bad starter.
Clan of the Cave Bear this ain't.
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Friday, 25 May 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jfv2LnMN1qh9nffo1_400.jpg
― some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
dear little baby jesus, please let marc loi review this book.
― estela, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
he won't, but his inner goddess will
― some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link
if he wrote the book the third drawer would contain plan b.
― estela, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
plan butt
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
Someone I know once said they were so embarrassed they were "glowing like a Belisha beacon" and I didn't know what that was and everyone ended up taking the piss out of me instead of the bad simile (even worse than "flushing like stoplight" tbh as who the fuck blushes orange?)
― the dumbest fuck to have ever existed (onimo), Friday, 25 May 2012 06:50 (twelve years ago) link
a what?
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, 25 May 2012 07:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belisha_beacon
It's a flashing orange light on top of poles at pedestrian crossings in the UK. I managed to live in the UK for 30 or so years without knowing what they were called.
― the dumbest fuck to have ever existed (onimo), Friday, 25 May 2012 08:41 (twelve years ago) link
you must have been agate with fury.
― estela, Friday, 25 May 2012 12:06 (twelve years ago) link
His inner goddess sure was.
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Friday, 25 May 2012 12:09 (twelve years ago) link
I gaze at him and shrug, trying to brazen out my shock.
“It’s not top of my Christmas card list,” I mutter nonchalantly.
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link
For some reason I keep reading that as 'brazen out my sock'.
― emil.y, Friday, 25 May 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link
that reminds me, musn't forget to send the butt drawer a christmas card this year
― Number None, Friday, 25 May 2012 12:51 (twelve years ago) link
'to brazen out' as a transitive verb phrase, that is some next level moron poetry
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 12:53 (twelve years ago) link
lol i suppose this is the thread where i confess that i once read an erotic gay s/m novel at the recommendation of a (straight, female) friend and it was actually, well, not a 'good' novel but at least compelling and decently written and i found it quite steamy despite my reservations
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ce9aPvPAL._SL500_.jpg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link
also radically changed my view of robert guillaume forever
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link
Unlucky-in-love crooner John Mayer thought he had discovered the ultimate serenade: putting erotic chick lit to music.In an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Tuesday, the Grammy winner, 34, admitted he attempted--unsuccessfully--to woo a woman he was interested in by performing a page from racy bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey."I was trying to impress her, and she had [the book] on her Kindle," Mayer revealed. "And so I said, 'I'm going to sing it to you.' So I sang her one of the pages of Fifty Shades of Grey."Host Jimmy Fallon cracked up hearing Mayer recount his story. "Oh my gosh. And she died on the spot? She's now dead?" he questioned his guest."She fell to the ground . . .laughing," Mayer admitted sheepishly.
In an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Tuesday, the Grammy winner, 34, admitted he attempted--unsuccessfully--to woo a woman he was interested in by performing a page from racy bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey.
"I was trying to impress her, and she had [the book] on her Kindle," Mayer revealed. "And so I said, 'I'm going to sing it to you.' So I sang her one of the pages of Fifty Shades of Grey."
Host Jimmy Fallon cracked up hearing Mayer recount his story. "Oh my gosh. And she died on the spot? She's now dead?" he questioned his guest.
"She fell to the ground . . .laughing," Mayer admitted sheepishly.
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
He would.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
lol Mr. Benson
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link
lol enbb, i am imagining benson in a peaked leather cap with a riding crop in his mouth
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
No crop but: Best Beloved Benson
(maybe nsfw but because of words on image not image itself)
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 25 May 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link
loling at "Mr Benson"
― mh, Friday, 25 May 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
occurred to me that the Kindle is what has made this book so big, because who wants to be seen holding a porno book on the subway?
This is exactly what's happening here, with 10 million copies sold.
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
I'm sorry I'm still stuck on 'brazen out my shock'
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link
you just need to bemused out your disbelief, vg
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
Joe Eszterhas has been gunning hard to write the screenplay (really).
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link
xpost I think I'm just going to alcohol out my consciousness
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
Eazy please tell me you're not serious
and lo I beheld four horsemen...
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link
what what? in the butt drawer
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
Adrian Lyne needs to come out of retirement for this one imo
― some dude, Friday, 25 May 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
A reanimated Coleman Francis could do the job
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
erogenous zone cuba
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link
The Beast of Erotic Flats
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link
imagining a monster who hates heels
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
a sexy monster
He gunned her hard in her *wink, wink*.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm Cherokee Christian!"
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
run a night train to mundo fine
http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2012/05/25/490132/fifty-shades-of-whatever-the-missed-opportunities-of-fifty-shades-of-grey/
For all its naughtiness, the book would faint dead away at anything so racy as an actual challenge to gender roles and sexual politics. Fifty Shades of Grey is the literary equivalent of telling a woman to meet her husband at the door dressed in saran wrap.
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
singing "mr. benson" in my head to the tune of "mr wendal"
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 May 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link