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The older woman at the table, btw -- sitting next to Jake -- is Mrs. G. (Naomi Foner).

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/JunkFeud/gyllenhaal/gyllenhaal-lunching6.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

whew.... getting light-headed...

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Where are you getting this, jay?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link

(1) http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertainment/columnists/13159177.htm
(2) http://www.emanuellevy.com/article.php?articleID=912
(3) http://www.gawker.com/news/stalker/gawker-stalker-the-gyllenhaalsarsgaard-puppy-saga-takes-a-homoerotic-twist-135958.php

Photos: http://junk-feud.com/archives/mama-gyllenhaal/

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link

(I LOVE Naomi Foner's silver boots in that pic!)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Hoo boy:

On the same wavelength as Sarsgaard, Gyllenhaal said that he indeed "loves to tell stories in film," but then immediately said, "I already did a gay cowboy movie this year. If I did a musical, people might start asking questions. But don't think it's not beating deeply in my veins, and the urge is a deep urge. Deep, deep urge."

Unrelated, but this is too irresistable:

The highly acclaimed Toronto-based filmmaker ("Dead Ringers," "The Fly," "Crash") received the Sonny Bono Visionary Filmmaker Award...

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Here's a handy comp of the Toothy Tile stuff:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/2890039.html

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG I missed the "deep, deep urge" part!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/2005-02-26-torso29sc1il.jpg

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Eh, whatever. Maybe Gylly is very close to his quasi-brother-in-law Peter, so that massages aren't so outrageous.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Also: let's not discount the fact that the camera doesn't lie. It was hard to hide Monty Clift's obvious homo impulses, no matter how genuine his chemistry with Olivia De Havilland and Elizabeth Taylor. Gylly hasn't been in enough movies (i.e. good movies) to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he's got buttboy urges, whereas Clift had used (or was used) his ambivalence to startling effect in a half-dozen movies.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:59 (eighteen years ago) link

"startling effect" = #3 on Giant List of Phrases That Should Be Banned from Cultural Criticism

also: boy, susan sarandon is hott.

― amateurist0, Thursday, 9 March 2006 05:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Jake working out while shooting Jarhead.

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirrtless_.jpg

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirtless_3.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I just read up on Toothy Tile -- hadn't heard of it before. If T.T. is indeed Jake, then why does Ted Casablanca say that T.T.'s lover is NOT Peter Sarsgaard?
-- jaymc
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because it's Heath Ledger, silly!

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

O RLY?

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― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Re the first picture: I thought it was Jake's hair that Sarsgaard was supposed to be lauding?!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

it's all about the trouser

Jake's a weiner - BUT KEEFER'S PACKING BEEF!!!!

― john clarkson, Friday, 10 March 2006 00:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Kiefer Sutherland?! postpixplzkthx

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:42 (eighteen years ago) link

the ball-scooping motion going on in that first photo...

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It irritates me no end that Gyllie can flash that 100-watt smile whether he's dealing with Oprah-related inanity or Peter Sarsgaard cupping his balls.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like Jarhead Jake.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link

If anyone has Zodiac pics, now's the time to post'em.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Jarhead Jake less. Seems like a totally different entity.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Jarhead Jake works fine for me BEFORE they made him shave his torso for shooting.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

His lips and eyeballs are almost comically enlarged. He still looks hot to me:

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/jarhead/jarhead.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Like I said, muppety.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

if there is anything i like in a man, it is "comically enlarged"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

ugh, the muppety thing is so so OTM

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Agreed. Jake's got a muppety look about him.

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

You are all daft.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

That much more Toothy for you and me.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

So why has Toothy recanted?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

like lots of actors, he has a very large head

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

"You know what they say about a man with comically enlarged lips and eyeballs...."

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 10 March 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/6271/standin9iw.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 11 March 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

About time someone commented on last month's Vanity Fair shoot.

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Dammit:

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

(use http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg" >)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

wifout spaces.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link

he looks so perfect in the sarsgaard ball-cupping picture.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:40 (eighteen years ago) link

ugh. my favorite thread ever. i've said it before, and i'll say it again: he's so hot it makes me wanna barf

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:57 (eighteen years ago) link

This boy is insultingly handsome. I feel a bit dirty even looking at those pictures - he's so young!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Who knew that looking like a nondescript fratboy made you the paragon of male American attractiveness?

― Dan (Affleck Syndrome) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

What would postage on one of those frat-boy things be?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

(xpost) Uhhhh, no.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan yr treading on precarious grounds with some of the Hollywood wimmin folx you've claimed are hot!!! For heavens sakes Halle Berry looks like those Ethnic Barbies they used to put out that were of kind of non-descript race and were the same thing as Barbie, except "brown"!

I WILL DEFEND U, JAKE

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.renge.jp/cgi-bin/blosxom/files/0509/050905_2.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Um, thanks for pointing out exactly why Halle Berry is hot, Ally. I was confused for a second.

That is also the sexiest Barbie doll I've ever seen; help?

― Dan (ROWR WAIT IT'S A DOLL OMG) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

...

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

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