Why Do (some) Men Hate Women?

If I blow your head off, will you shoot me in the gut? Better yet, you blow my head off and I'll shoot you in the gut and then our friends can look at us and FINALLY learn the secret to empathy for the opposite sex! FUCKING BRILLIANT, I SAVE THE WORLD AGAIN!!!

(insert story of how I had my period for four months straight and would gladly shoot anyone in the head with a poisonous shotgun who seriously thought razor burn is worse than that)

(dude also the Brazilian wtf wtf wtf!)

No, I wasn't.

http://www.fugufotos.com/people/Men%2001/Old%20Brazilian%20Man%20copy.jpg

You should have sat patiently listening to her rant and then said "No, I think you misheard me - I said I can't imagine how that feels."

(insert wry tone) Backtracking would only work if she bothered listening---which rarely is the point after a good rant.

i dont hate women, but i do think i have certain issues with them that prevent me from really forming relationships or meeting as many women as id like.

Issues in the Leviticus chapter 15 sense?

Issues in the Leviticus chapter 15 sense?

HAHAHA ew.

Bible humor.

"And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean."

Glad you guys know, yay! That joke goes over FLAT IRL.

It's almost like there are too many indoctrinated childhoods for one board....

It took me a second... at first I was like, "Is that the one with the 'no homo' clause?... No wait, it's worse than that."

Ned, you're just a bad little Episcopalian boy, aren't you?

You know me and Anglican guilt.

I thought the Anglicans spelled that 'gilt' or am I confusing them with another sect?

That's an instant laugh catchphrase between my brother and I: "I'm just a baaaaaaaaaad widdle Episcopawian boy."

Is Ned covered in GOLD? He never gave up on his soul? Is he indestructible?

What's the old joke about the guy being shown around hell? In one lake of fire are the Catholics who ate meat on Fridays. In another are the Baptists who danced. In the last, the Episcopalians who used the wrong fork at luncheon.

Sounds about right!

I thought Episcopal was totally the party church, how did I get this idea and is it wrong?

They certainly have the gin thing down imo, Abbott.

Is there a really non-ecumenical/non-non-denominational church that's totally the party church? I want to check this out. (I at one point thought it might be the Unitarian Church but recent events lead me to think they are group therapy in a church.)

My very sensible friend who is raising her sons sans religion but herself has an excellent sense of the interconnectedness/cosmos/Stuff That Matters was raised a Unitarian Universalist, I think, and is v happy with it.

Yes, it sounds very nice and appealing, a spirituality that sounds fairly tailored to my needs. BUT is it a party church?

I get the impression it's pretty much whatever you need it to be...?

As religion should be!

"I'm looking for a church that encourages various acts of sodomy."

I think actually the closest to party churches would be huge megachurches with social groups for every age and interest, but then you might have to be willing to accept pretty fundamentalist theology. (I go for the Episcopalian mellowness instead.)

I believe many religions encourage sexual deviance, they just don't condone it.

the kenanical interpretation

Fundamentalism makes you freaky, proven by science

My mom is involved in a church where they all choose silly hats from a box before the service, and sing selections from musicals instead of hymns. I'm afraid to ask her what its called.

high school theater

quite possibly.

Some women hate men because they have been physically and mentally abused; same thing with men. Case solved.

Some men think they hate women, when they really hate themselves.

why do some women hate

Some men think they hate women, when they really hate themselves.

either way, it's really charming.

What religion has the most scope for parties?