there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

heh i obviously set up my own joke there but thanks anyways

Slow day.

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How come del Toro got the Pacific Rim job?

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 2:45 PM (55 minutes ago)

hes a good director

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 2:52 PM (48 minutes ago)

Of all the user names on ilx, you're the one who didn't notice the word choice in my post? Perfect.

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 3:23 PM (17 minutes ago)

damn... shit!!!!

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 3:26 PM (14 minutes ago)

pissssss

so hot in here

fuck ppl from the south

― Mordy, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:21 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ generally good advice, we're considerate lovers & cook good breakfasts

― decrepit but free (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:29 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When I see bitches bend to left and right
Across the lines of straighter darker trees,
I like to think some boy's been swinging them.

― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Monday, June 11, 2012 9:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OMG that Stan post is awesome.

listen man, you don't even know. survivor has so much more to them. i'm in taco bell wearing a survivor shirt and some dude comes up to me and he'll be like, dude, survivor! i fuckin love eye of the tiger. and i am like, get the fuck out man, you don't even know. man i hate that song.

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 22:40 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Graduation celebrations should go beyond formal education.

Graduating from weed to hard drugs? Have a scroll and a hat. You can roll the scroll tighter and use it to snort shit off the flat part of the hat.

― Je55e, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 4:35 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

http://campbell.k12.va.us/lres/icons/Smileys/Smiley%20sunglasses.gif

SO GET READY TO HEAR THIS SHIT ALL SUMMER LONG

― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:14 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ON TUMBLR

― based grandpa (noz), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 04:53 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From generally amusing Smashing Pumpkins thread:

Does Billy Corgan not realise that if Jonny Greenwood ducks and he accidentally pees on Phil Selway instead, he'll have to endure years of Splashing Drumskins taunts?

― Zaireeka Badu (NickB), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 10:13 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The whole steamer thing -- did that come from Cleveland whites or Cleveland blacks?

― pplains, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 12:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cleveland browns iirc

― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 12:44 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

The Pride of Hull taking on that one. Guess we know who we should send to Wembley next season.

as someone with dodgy plumbing, these overflowing bath stories are making me alarmed

― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as someone with A HOUSE WHICH HAS dodgy plumbing

― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's too late for disclaimers james james morrison morrison weatherby george pants pee

― estela, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looooool

since you're the expert, should I start making picks based on whether the word "cartel" is in the horse's name?

It works when you see a greyhound from Kenosha.

― pplains, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 4:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^pp has just obliterated me lately.

loving that estela/milne post!

seem to remember a huge amount of the first run of Farm were mastered incorrectly so i guess there are a ton of bad copies out there still

Vinyl or CD? How would I know which one I have?

― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, June 14, 2012 3:22 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The vinyl is several times larger in diameter than the CD

― Poliopolice, Thursday, June 14, 2012 3:26 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

open goal..

You wanna see an open goal?

when you are seated on the side of an airplane, with just the two seats, and the person next to you hogs the center armrest the entire flight...where do they get off?

― Iago Galdston, Thursday, June 14, 2012 12:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wherever the plane lands

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, June 14, 2012 12:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_357/1232913923n4u79s.jpg

dad's makin dad jokes

yeah, i figured the punchline was going to be 'in some yawning guy's mouth' or something

he hogs the center armrest AND he gets off in some yawning guy's mouth! what an asshole!

Or, what a mouth!

i love this thread title btw. like for a split second i was tricked into thinking 'Klan' was a laundry detergent.

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Thursday, June 14, 2012 4:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Klan: you've never seen whiter sheets!

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Thursday, June 14, 2012 4:37 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oxyklan

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, June 14, 2012 4:39 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's choice

I read it on the train home last night and had to supress an actual giggling fit.

How has that not already been an SNL commercial

Now it prob will be next week, haw.

lorax you implied (maybe just for theory's sake) gay men were less male than straight men

― teh late great

I'm not sure how I did that. Please point out exactly where I implied this so I can explain myself

― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:35 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's hardly an incentive.

― estela, Friday, 15 June 2012 02:38 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should be in zing thread

How has that not already been an SNL commercial

― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 June 2012 23:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tom Lehrer did it on the cover of this LP (link cos too big to post) http://dmdb.org/images/tl1311a.jpg

which is from 1960 or something

xpost -- More like in the FAQ.

eddie grew as a person, in "hunger strike" he didn't mind eating bread from the mouth of decadence but by the time of "corduroy" he'd rather starve than eat your bread.

or, possibly he developed a gluten allergy.

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, June 15, 2012 3:55 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol some dude i kinda wrote that one just for u :)

ha i was gonna say, excelsiorizings vmic

hee

haha I was just coming here to post that thinking "dammit I bet this revive means some dude beat me"

perfect

what if i'm bisexually attracted to black men and white women, vs someone who is bisexually only attracted to men with bitten fingernails and white women. which one of us is more bisexual?

― the late great, Friday, June 15, 2012 8:03 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the one in a band

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, June 15, 2012 8:04 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sorry, please ignore that

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, June 15, 2012 8:04 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amazing + I'm glad I'm not reading that thread

It's nice when lols can come out of a migraine-thread like that

Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.

ugh

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:02 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't want to see the "art" these muses inspire.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:02 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's like a monochromatic Pollack

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:07 AM (2 days ago)