there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

as someone with dodgy plumbing, these overflowing bath stories are making me alarmed

― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as someone with A HOUSE WHICH HAS dodgy plumbing

― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's too late for disclaimers james james morrison morrison weatherby george pants pee

― estela, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 7:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looooool

since you're the expert, should I start making picks based on whether the word "cartel" is in the horse's name?

It works when you see a greyhound from Kenosha.

― pplains, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 4:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^pp has just obliterated me lately.

loving that estela/milne post!

seem to remember a huge amount of the first run of Farm were mastered incorrectly so i guess there are a ton of bad copies out there still

Vinyl or CD? How would I know which one I have?

― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, June 14, 2012 3:22 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The vinyl is several times larger in diameter than the CD

― Poliopolice, Thursday, June 14, 2012 3:26 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

open goal..

You wanna see an open goal?

when you are seated on the side of an airplane, with just the two seats, and the person next to you hogs the center armrest the entire flight...where do they get off?

― Iago Galdston, Thursday, June 14, 2012 12:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wherever the plane lands

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, June 14, 2012 12:50 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_357/1232913923n4u79s.jpg

dad's makin dad jokes

yeah, i figured the punchline was going to be 'in some yawning guy's mouth' or something

he hogs the center armrest AND he gets off in some yawning guy's mouth! what an asshole!

Or, what a mouth!

i love this thread title btw. like for a split second i was tricked into thinking 'Klan' was a laundry detergent.

― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Thursday, June 14, 2012 4:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Klan: you've never seen whiter sheets!

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Thursday, June 14, 2012 4:37 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oxyklan

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, June 14, 2012 4:39 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's choice

I read it on the train home last night and had to supress an actual giggling fit.

How has that not already been an SNL commercial

Now it prob will be next week, haw.

lorax you implied (maybe just for theory's sake) gay men were less male than straight men

― teh late great

I'm not sure how I did that. Please point out exactly where I implied this so I can explain myself

― we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:35 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's hardly an incentive.

― estela, Friday, 15 June 2012 02:38 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should be in zing thread

How has that not already been an SNL commercial

― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 June 2012 23:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tom Lehrer did it on the cover of this LP (link cos too big to post) http://dmdb.org/images/tl1311a.jpg

which is from 1960 or something

xpost -- More like in the FAQ.

eddie grew as a person, in "hunger strike" he didn't mind eating bread from the mouth of decadence but by the time of "corduroy" he'd rather starve than eat your bread.

or, possibly he developed a gluten allergy.

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, June 15, 2012 3:55 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol some dude i kinda wrote that one just for u :)

ha i was gonna say, excelsiorizings vmic

hee

haha I was just coming here to post that thinking "dammit I bet this revive means some dude beat me"

perfect

what if i'm bisexually attracted to black men and white women, vs someone who is bisexually only attracted to men with bitten fingernails and white women. which one of us is more bisexual?

― the late great, Friday, June 15, 2012 8:03 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the one in a band

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, June 15, 2012 8:04 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sorry, please ignore that

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, June 15, 2012 8:04 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Amazing + I'm glad I'm not reading that thread

It's nice when lols can come out of a migraine-thread like that

Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.

ugh

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:02 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't want to see the "art" these muses inspire.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:02 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's like a monochromatic Pollack

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:07 AM (2 days ago)

lol i missed that

on cigar box

Djp on fire

how do you feel about the summer?

http://knowyourflag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/store-b.jpg

saw him for the 2nd time tonite. imo if you've never seen skrillex live u dont really have the full scope of what it is he does

― littledotheyknow (D-40), Sunday, June 17, 2012 2:24 AM (1 hour ago)

That said I'm fucking mortified when I say I like metal and people presume that means fucking end of the pier, Dame Twanky bullshit like Manowar or WASP.

― Ima Pay Close Attention To Your Post (Doran), Sunday, 17 June 2012 19:48

the mini clusterfuck was worth it just for that post

Boo, metal fans should embrace that shit, metal is way better when it's silly and theatrical and poppy

Manowar and WASP was proper Metal 20 years before all this po-faced goth shite got its boot in the door

By that rationale you shouldn't like iron maiden or dio or judas priest, what kinda world you guys want? Joyless ”intelligent” black metal for guys that own at least one Yo La Tengo record?

That's from Rolling Metal and Doran wasn't really making an argument for po-faced goth shite in that thread at all. Also, it got waaay funnier after that post imo.

what kinda world you guys want? Joyless ”intelligent” black metal for guys that own at least one Yo La Tengo record?

wherever you preach, that's where I'm going to church

With a couple of edits:

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I re-watched Alien on the weekend. The shot of Jonesy when the Alien gets Harry Dean Stanton is the greatest piece of animal acting ever

― Number None, Sunday, June 17, 2012 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't seen alien in full yet but i've seen this scene and YESSS

― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, June 18, 2012 3:19 AM (4 hours ago)

HOW HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE NOT SEEN ALIEN IN FULL?!

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, June 18, 2012 4:33 AM (2 hours ago)

b/c i don't know how to work the dvd player

― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, June 18, 2012 4:46 AM (2 hours ago)

Move it out of the kitchen.

― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, June 18, 2012 4:51 AM (2 hours ago)

I read on Wikipedia that Ridley Scott originally wanted to end the movie with the Alien biting of Ripley's head and then speaking with her voice

hahaha lol whut. i did hear that he wanted ripley killed at the end, and the alien punching in the coordinates for earth which i have to admit would have been a stupendously badass way to end that movie

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, June 18, 2012 12:32 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i heard he wanted the alien to wink at the camera too

― brony ver (s1ocki), Monday, June 18, 2012 1:15 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

seeing that's my boy preview TWICE made me wonder: why does a heavy south boston accent always label the character as a moron, sociopath or both

― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Monday, June 18, 2012 11:09 AM (2 minutes ago)

yes

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, June 18, 2012 11:10 AM (1 minute ago)

that's not an answer...oh wait

― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Monday, June 18, 2012 11:11 AM (33 seconds ago)

"Many thanks for the sandwich. Did i ever tell you I am descended from the Earl of Sandwich? No? Well, here's a ha'penny for your service."

― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:29 PM (1 hour ago)

^^ For the full lol effect, you must explain that the above quotation is presumed to be said by Willard Romney, ex-governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.