mark bright is just the most retarded worthless fucking mouth breather
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link
In the immortal words of Slaven Bilic "wake up you fucking cretin".
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:34 (eleven years ago) link
And your licence fee is paying his wages
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link
the contempt for reason is so extreme it is just
an entire team outplays another team and that is down to the one player who they have already heard of, it's like every player other than pirlo (and balotelli) does not really exist, the rest of the world is just a fungible collection of anonymous foreigns who just randomly coagulate into teams to play england every few years
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:44 (eleven years ago) link
And, while we're at it, why won't the Scots, Welsh, Norn Irish just get behind the British team
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i did figure xenophobic as well. still, INCREDIBLY thick mistake to make, surely the word "homophobic" is ubiquitous now.
bright has a long history of saying dumb shit, he confused ireland and northern ireland last year then made it signifcantly more dumb when he got annoyed with people tweeting complaints at him, in a sort of "what's the difference anyway???! chill out!" way.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
amazing to try parsing the reptile logic of phil brown
there are better players in other countries >> england has the best league >> why don't they come to england >> they hate england
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link
I thought there was a "west ham reject" in the italian team
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:55 (eleven years ago) link
The England team is usually full of those too
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link
is it really true that diamanti made more passes in 40 mins than gerrard in 120?
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:57 (eleven years ago) link
Apparently. Gerrard knacked by having to play in the best league in the world I suppose.
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luk35lCneC1qchl8do1_500.gif
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
playing "Out There Somewhere" at the moment and it syncs rather nicely with that gif
― ENPBGIW (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
idk about mentioning balotelli with pirlo, this is the balotelli that missed 2-3 one on ones and kicked the ball out of the stadium twice.
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link
i mean he's obviously the world's greatest player it's just y'know when does he ever do anything?
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link
FOUND OUT
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
just not found, tbh
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link
yeah but u think andy carroll isn't waste
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:42 (eleven years ago) link
Balotelli plays in the Premiership therefore he is obv. Italy's best player. Bit like when Freddie Ljungberg was the obv. the best player in a Swedish team that included Zlatan AND Henrik Larsson.
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link
i think andy carroll's got the makings of a particularly effective centre forward in him.
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:51 (eleven years ago) link
1. Half the Italy team plays for Juve, who didn't even make it into the Europa. If most English journo knowledge comes from the CL (unless a team beats Utd in the Europa), it isn't exactly surprising they don't know these guys, even if it is frustrating.
2. With an Italian Chelsea manager and an exotic Italian team (see #1) knocking England out, the Daily Mail and the Sun are going to write soooooooo many shitty false transfer stories about Montilivo or whoever going to Chelsea.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
Zlatan at his peak > Ljungberg at that time > Henrik at the time > Zlatan at the time
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link
zlatan, now he's waste.
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link
Ljungberg at that time > Henrik at the time
You wouldn't have guessed that from their respective performsnces in the tournament
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link
straight gooner challops
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:03 (eleven years ago) link
oh yeah my bad the guy who was an integral part in one of the greatest teams ever was shit.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:12 (eleven years ago) link
lol yeah, he was shit, definitely
Or, are you saying that one of the best players in britain for almost a decade was 'shit'?
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't say he was shit, I said it was gooner challopy to place him in front of Henrik Larsson.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
ibrahimovic is considerably better than either of the others ever were
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
larsson was better than ljungberg tho
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
fwiw I was a big admirer of Freddie and I was a great disappointment when a broken old husk of a man bearing his name turned up at Celtic Park for a pay check.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link
he came back from injury in 2007 or thereabouts and had completely lost his acceleration
without it he was trash, barely even milner level
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link
With Zlatan at his best I'd agree, but he so often looks so cba that I'd probably still rather have peak Henke in my team.
Also my spectacles are green-tinted as Henke remains the best team forward it has ever been my pleasure to see regularly.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link
No I am just fucking annoyed that supporting one of the best 20 players of the 00 decade is 'challops'. Larsson was v good those two and a half seasons in proper football, sitting on the bench for Barca and Utd.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
aka Larsson didn't play in the premiership, therefore wasn't good
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link
he so often looks so cba that I'd probably still rather have peak Henke in my team.
....
― onimo, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 2:22 PM (54 seconds ago)
nobody of his size is going to be scurrying about like park js
his attitude isn't always great but that's more to do with his tendency to sulk if the rest of the team aren't exactly subservient to his needs
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
ljungberg wasn't even very good for more than a couple years tbrr, larsson was excellent in scotland and europe for years and years, and probably peaked before he ever retired to utd, so tbh sam that's actually shitetalk man
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link
i mean ljungberg barely makes top 20 gooner players in the 00's tbpfh
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
No I am just fucking annoyed that supporting one of the best 20 players of the 00 decade is 'challops'.
He's not one of the best 20 players of the 00s, nowhere near.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
i smellll a big voting thread
Oh wait, sam never finished that..... CONSPIRACY
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
come on ljungberg barely makes top 20 swedish players of the 00's
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link
was gonna say
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link
the limitation of ibrahimovic (rather than just lacking passion or some tired english criticism) is that he doesn't really adapt well to playing in a team that is only half-functioning, as mancini's inter usually were in the champions league
i think one of the reasons he has just had possibly his best individual season is that milan have become a more simplistic but in some ways more reliable team, so that zlatan will always get at least a few good chances on the break, and robinho and cassano provided clever decoy runs while boateng and zlatan can just overpower defenders
with a more elaborate team like barcelona who depend on intricate passing rhythms to create openings, in more difficult games when these could become disrupted or restricted he ended up completely disengaged from the rest of the team and unable to create chances spontaneously
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link
just like carroll
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
henry rvp bergkamp pires vieira cole lehmann fabregas gilberto campbell touré sagna certainly all above ljungberg
reyes arshavin adebayor edu rosicky hleb all better players but didn't have his longevity or commitment
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
seriously calling into question sam's '20 best ILFer' status
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:52 (eleven years ago) link
'longevity'
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
no questions about ljungberg's longevity after those photos amirite.
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link
ice cold zing from klata, a+
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link
8 people have spokenhttp://forums.soccerfansnetwork.com/showthread.php?53031-Swedens-greatest-ever-player
Ibrahimivic 3 37.50% Lundberg 0 0% Larsson 5 62.50%
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link