the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

The college conservative who pwns Toure, according to The Corner, stresses how many college students are living with or returning to their parents, as if that's supposed to (a) make those students more conservative (b) their parents are conservatives in the Corner sense.

wow, they are running a FUCKLOAD of Bam and Mittens ads on Quad Cities/Iowa nightly news. So there are still reasons to live in NY.

One of the Mitt ads has a clip of Rodham calling O a liar in '08, lol.

getting a lot in Virginia as well

http://i.imgur.com/Et8c0.png

That Christie article where he wondered why Bruce Springsteen didn't like him made him look so pathetic, I think he's probably the last person to take advice from.

ha yes thats the thing theres a good reason why romney shouldnt be himself, christie too

so that remark by the Romney surrogate yesterday about the "tax" really hurt Mittens with the base.

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/blogs/death-race/2012/07/we-warned-you-pay-no-attention-to-the-awkward-photos-of-vacationing-candidates.html

Romney Campaign Tries to Make Venn Diagram, Fails

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intel/2012/07/03/03-romney-healthcare-infographic.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

I'm not sure it matters that it's not a venn diagram - it's a reasonably effective graphic. It might be a good direction on the whole for the Repubs - there are presumably a large amount of people who don't understand the reforms and have no great ideological stake in it; but if Romney can wave away the discussion about the principles and just say 'doesn't work, you pay more' it will reach people. (regardless of the reality of such claims)

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/03/bachmann-on-vp-spot-not-for-me-to-make-that-decision/

oh plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz PLZ

"Whoever it is that he chooses to bring in as his V.P., it will be a highly competent person who could step in at a moment's notice and assume the responsibilities of the White House," the Minnesota congresswoman said on CNN's "Piers Morgan Tonight."

this is not something someone who is being vetted for VP would say

"hey, i'm not saying it's me, but whoever he's got could totally replace him at the drop of a hat."

Romney's big selling point (I think) is competent decision-making. Choosing Bachmann would really underscore that--I think it's going to happen.

oh plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz PLZ

I will genuinely attend prayer meetings with anybody who wants to actively petition the Most High for this joy

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/people-under-the-stairs-mom-and-dad.jpg

The GOP should look up the definition of insanity.

lol croupier

Ironically enough, if you do take the time to look up the definition of insanity, you get this photo:

http://culdesacked.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/michele-bachmann-newsweek-cover_620x350.jpg

(I've lost touch with him, but I know the guy who shot that.)

its funny how everyone was all upset when that came out but its totally just how she looks

She's like a hurricane. There's calm in her eye.

gettin blown away
http://lynnrockets.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/michele-bachmann-corn-dog1.jpg

sorry

ha

you know what they really need, is joint VPs

Romney/Bachman-Perry '12!

http://i.imgur.com/kBJZR.gif

Dear lord

I'm officially off food permanently.

food is disgusting

every time I see that GIF I want to quote Chris Rock (THEY SPINNIN' N****, THEY SPINNIN'!)

well, i love that

Every time you think these people can't get worse, they get worse - Republican Joe Walsh (no, not that one):

Though he never joined the military himself, Rep. Joe Walsh (R-IL) disparaged his Democratic opponent’s military service at a town hall on Sunday, saying that she’s not a “true hero.”

Walsh is running against Tammy Duckworth, a double amputee who lost both her legs in Iraq when insurgents hit her helicopter with an RPG in 2004.

The Tea Party freshman opened the Elk Grove town hall by arguing that Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) was reluctant to discuss his own military service in 2008, which made him a “noble hero.” By contrast, “Now I’m running against a woman who, my God, that’s all she talks about,” Walsh said.

WALSH: Understand something about John McCain. His political advisers, day after day, had to take him and almost throw him against a wall and hit him against the head and say, “Senator, you have to let people know you served! You have to talk about what you did!” He didn’t want to do it, wouldn’t do it. Day after day they had to convince him. Finally, he talked a little bit about it, but it was very uncomfortable for him. That’s what’s so noble about our heroes. Now I’m running against a woman who, my God, that’s all she talks about. Our true heroes, it’s the last thing in the world they talk about. That’s why we’re so indebted and in awe of what they’ve done.

. . . Walsh responded to the controversy this afternoon, but refused to apologize and continued to attack Duckworth for mentioning her longtime military service. Here’s his full statement:

“Of course Tammy Duckworth is a hero. I have called her a hero 100’s of times in the past four months. Just like every man and woman who has worn the uniform, her service demands — demands — our utmost respect. That’s why I recognize our veterans at the beginning of every one of my public town halls. However, unlike most veterans I have had the honor to meet since my election to Congress, who rarely if ever talk about their service or the combat they’ve seen, that is darn near all of what Tammy Duckworth talks about. Her service demands our thanks and our respect but not our vote. She is running for Congress — and there are real problems in this country like our massive debt, high unemployment and the Obamacare tax. We are about four months from Election Day and the people of Illinois have no idea where Tammy Duckworth stands on these issues because she dodges debate requests, ignores our invitations to speak at town halls, refuses to talk about solutions and constantly reminds voters of her war service. Our thoughts and prayers will always be with her for her service and her loss but these are serious times and the people of Illinois deserve to know what she thinks about real issues and what she will do as a Congresswoman.”

Joe can't complain, but sometimes he still does.

apparently dude's suffered some seriously redistricting and is definitely in the "hail mary" stage

Walsh is running against Tammy Duckworth, a double amputee who lost both her legs in Iraq when insurgents hit her helicopter with an RPG in 2004.

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"...We are about four months from Election Day and the people of Illinois have no idea where Tammy Duckworth stands on these issues..."

I know a good chunk of this is "lol @ English" but still

wonder what kurt schlichter will say about that one

hey guys check out this limited edition screen print i bought over the weekend:
http://i.imgur.com/8yijc.jpg

You shoulda found one of Nino and John frenching.

His political advisers, day after day, had to take him and almost throw him against a wall and hit him against the head and say, “Senator, you have to let people know you served! You have to talk about what you did!”

did not realize that mccain brought his vietcong torturers over to be his political advisers

Garrett Haake ‏@GarrettNBCNews
A very sweaty Mitt Romney just gulped down a glass of lemonade along the parade route and described it as "Lemon. Wet. Good."

loool

***updating firmware***

romneybot otm

haaaa

lol

in-flight lol

Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"! I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd.
George: Well, howdily doodily yourself, there, Ned. This is my wife Barbara. I call her Bar. Would you like some lemonade?
Ned: Tip top notch!
George: Okily dokily. [hands Ned some]
Ned: Thankily dankily!
[they both drink]
Great-ilicious!
George: Scrump-diddley-eriffic!
Both: Fine and dandy like sour candy!
George: Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar? Don't understand lemonade myself -- not my forte...

Wall Street Journal is mad at their candidate:

Meanwhile, the Obama campaign is assailing Mr. Romney as an out-of-touch rich man, and the rich man obliged by vacationing this week at his lake-side home with a jet-ski cameo. Team Obama is pounding him for Bain Capital, and until a recent ad in Ohio the Romney campaign has been slow to respond.
Team Obama is now opening up a new assault on Mr. Romney as a job outsourcer with foreign bank accounts, and if the Boston boys let that one go unanswered, they ought to be fired for malpractice.
All of these attacks were predictable, in particular because they go to the heart of Mr. Romney’s main campaign theme—that he can create jobs as President because he is a successful businessman and manager. But candidates who live by biography typically lose by it. See President John Kerry.

WSJ can suck it.

candidates who have biography often either win or lose, one guy wins and the other guy loses, its 50/50 m/l, flip a coin --wsj

you know for all our dissections of 96 and 00 and even 08, doesn't it seem like 04 is almost a forgotten election? writers of all difft kinds are likely to drop a "lol kerry" in there, or talk abt swiftboating or w/e

seems like there's no contrarian-but-actually-true wisdom abt 04. because everybody agrees on what happened? that can't be right.