man a reunited black flag doing "rise above" woulda been sweet at the inauguration
― ie: BANGING (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link
LUGOSI: Tedious, perhaps. Bullshit...?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Alito ref was to how he's still miffed at Dems for voting against him, by the way.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Obama has warned he's walking kind of a middle path. Not as bad as Clinton, it seems.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
which is why it's up to us to tell him what we think. and ignore pretty much everything Biden says.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link
guys, Biden exists as a laff magnet; that way no can laugh at Obama.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
it's gone unmentioned, of course, that president obama doesn't hold grudges over biden's remark about him to which this thread oh-so-cleverly alludes. i wonder why morbz doesn't?!?
i'm not exactly a biden fan, either -- but why couldn't we wait till the guy actually does/says something dumb and/or offensive?!?
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
i think the vp should be daffy, our non-daffy vp's have been menaces. gore had a hint of daffiness about him, so did ghwb i guess. ford's daffiness was an invention, people just wanted to have it back.
― MIRV Griffin (goole), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
spiro agnew was daffy AND menacing, though
― Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Alben Barkley wasn't daffy – he was old.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Isn't JB's problem that he's overly honest? Most of his "gaffes" result from a lack of brain to mouth control. That's sort of different than saying he possibly wouldn't meet with the prime minister of Spain or whatever.
― Super Cub, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Why can't all of you unbelievable goddamned morons go fuck yourselves to death with a rusty piece of rebar
http://ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/12/open_nfl_thread_3.php
I'm never shocked by trolls. I'm always shocked by the people who take the bait.
Just hit Suggest Ban and walk away. Imbeciles.
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
cheezit, it's the Permanent Government!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link
it's everyone's second-favorite politics thread troll!
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Just speaking truth to Zero Power koolaid drinkers, babe
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
yes, that is what you do.
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2010536ac0706970c-800wi
― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2895/obamazf8.gif
― Leee, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link
jeez you'd think lj had started this thread or something are yall that bhurt
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ITEM: Vice President Joe Biden has a new assignment: overseeing US policy on Iraq
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs confirmed Tuesday that President Obama had asked Biden to begin 'working with General [Raymond] Odierno and Ambassador [Christopher] Hill in working with the Iraqis toward overcoming their political differences and achieving the type of reconciliation that we all understand has yet to fully take place.'
"Couldn't happen to a sicker fuck.
Let's briefly review Joe Biden's take on Iraq.
First, he supported Bush's "enforcement strike," as Biden put it in 2002, talking out of both sides of his ass, authorizing the invasion while worried that, over time, it might not be as successful as he would like. Sort of like John Wayne Gacy being concerned that he might run short of crawl space to stuff bodies into. How embarrassing is that?
Once the killing commenced and all hell broke loose, Biden called for a partition of Iraq, which was already happening under the more common name of ethnic cleansing. As with any viceroy wannabe, Biden had his own concept about how the natives should be arranged, minus their direct input, of course. Again, it was all about "our" needs.
Then Biden, double-talking as usual, criticized the political side of "the surge" while championing its military aspect. So although he was fine with more Iraqi dead, Biden bitched that we were pouring money down the drain, undermining our violence in Afghanistan. "It's killing us," cried Biden on the Today show...."
http://dennisperrin.blogspot.com/2009/07/abu-biden.html
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I love the first half of this thread.
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afVr0Bf7_Fg
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Apparently the Republican troll who assembled this did enough damage to his spelling.
― My name is Kenny! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/2euiykh.png
― a poppy seed NAGL (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 4 July 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
:-O!!
― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 4 July 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Soldier on the left just had a red idea
― StanM, Saturday, 4 July 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/images/gallery-joebidenshow18.jpg
― autogoon delight (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 October 2009 03:37 (fourteen years ago) link
i gotta say, biden bowing to jon stewart was kinda shrewd & pretty hilarious
― chillwave dudes get washed out, totally (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 19 November 2009 08:01 (fourteen years ago) link
thats awesome
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 19 November 2009 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0e-mkhhbs
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 19 November 2009 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link
how long has it been since Stewart interviewed two cretins as vile as Biden and Lou Dobbs on consecutive nights?
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 November 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Biden isn't a cretin.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 November 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
No, he IS a cretin, but most of our veeps have been, and I'll take a cretin over Dick Cheney.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 19 November 2009 13:57 (fourteen years ago) link
lowered expecretins.
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 November 2009 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 November 2009 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link
king of the shits?
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 November 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link
http://30fps.mocksession.com/2010%20December%2010%2020%2028%2041.jpeg
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 11 December 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
KIP
― tuom of finland (m bison), Saturday, 11 December 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
reality beat 'the onion' to it
http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/22/7438702-biden-takes-on-wrestler-practices-archery-in-mongolia
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., who also spoke, echoed their sentiments. He acknowledged Mr. Bush as “the man responsible for bringing our country together at a time when it could have been torn apart, for making it clear that America could not be brought to her knees.” He said that Mr. Bush’s leadership “helped us find our way, and for that you deserve our gratitude for a long, long time.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/11/us/11shanksville.html
sonofabitch bastard
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf. i forgot he even existed and he had to remind me he did with that?
― akm, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
you didn't see Our President standing at the WTC with Bush on Sunday, 4 inches of daylight between them (literalizing their political relationship)?
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Joe Biden makes like Peter Sellers.
Vice President Joe Biden used an accent to imitate call service employees during a speech on Thursday.
"How many times you get the call, 'I like to talk to you about your credit card?'" Biden said during an outsourcing speech in New Hampshire, employing the accent while imitating what he referred to as employees of "call centers rushed overseas."
"Or that ad on TV, what is it? 'Nancy, this is Nancy, can I talk to a supervisor?'" Biden said, referring to a Discover ad campaign featuring a heavily-accented man who acts as a credit card company's customer service representative under the name "Peggy."
This isn't Biden's first accent gaffe. As a Delaware senator in 2006, Biden said "you cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent," sparking criticism among his peers in Washington.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
was anyone else surprised that Justice Stevens didn't hand Biden his robe and say "I quit" the second the VP oath was done?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, January 20, 2009
laffed at this
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 January 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
'I like to talk to you about your credit card?' curiously absent from my Twitterfeed. thank God some racist Republican didn't say it.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
Amazing thing happening in this photo:http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120315042725-bts-biden-dead-wrong-00000000-story-top.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
Took me a sec.
― pplains, Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― Sexess - Sexual Success Or; Successful Sex (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
long hair, don't care
― some dude, Thursday, 15 March 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
uh
Before his death, Osama bin Laden boldly commanded his network to organize special cells in Afghanistan and Pakistan to attack the aircraft of President Obama and Gen. David H. Petraeus.
“The reason for concentrating on them,” the al-Qaeda leader explained to his top lieutenant, “is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make [Vice President] Biden take over the presidency. . . . Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis. As for Petraeus, he is the man of the hour . . . and killing him would alter the war’s path” in Afghanistan.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link