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Evil man.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

Very evil. Dan, we must combat him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

lovey-dovey? jesus god, man it's just that you and vic and the foot guy were on the last thread before i went to sleep, which was a good-natured thread, and i was just saying good night!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

CLICK HERE FOR BATTLE ACTION!

(aka Dan wusses out on posting large picture shockah)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

what is that cylinder on her nose?!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

It's a Sporty Nose-SCUD(TM)! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

bring it!

http://www.celebritywonder.com/drawing/justin_timberlake_01.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

ugh, I can't believe I actually posted that link!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.orsiitaliani.com/durstdc3.jpg

Get in, Spencer!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

it's the david bowie of dogs

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

also Orbit, "lovey-dovey" was strong terminology. I meant to say "pally" which I'm just not feeling with you right now.

Now, back to the COMBAT!

http://www.discoverycove.com/images/celebs/timberlake.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:04 (twenty years ago) link

(if we're still going to talk about this, the v. concept that Tom and I are no longer regularly reading ILE because of Orbit is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life and A) gives far too much credit to Orbit--no offense or anything, I mean until I was forced to notice her I just really didn't B) ignores the hand that a v. regular poster had in this--let's create a strawman out of the newbie so that no one has to admit that some regulars are cockfarmers! C) kind of glosses over the concept that Tom and I both have other things to do right now with ourselves)

http://www.nrk.no/img/136678.jpeg
CAN I LIKE, GET A 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Ally-zay (mlescaut), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

do you think that Justin gnawed off that Dolphin's flipper/fin whatever?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:14 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/specials/9910/millennium.events.guide/photoessays/images/chicago.el.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.fortyhands.com/images/logo.gif

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

I will make my time.

http://www.reel.com/content/boxart/vhs/9247.GIF http://www.empiremovies.com/images/twoweeksnotice.jpg http://www.art-posters.net/posters/28daysa.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

RJG are you pregnant????!!!!
:-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

RJG: The second Immaculate Conception

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

Too much humidity....gasp.....drowning in fire....very bad.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 18:53 (twenty years ago) link

replete with Jesus action figure: http://www.templeofblackjesus.com/mini_black/sell_mini_black/caddy_black.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:47 (twenty years ago) link

SHIT YEAH! JESUS WIF DA KUNG-FU GRIP!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

dying with inner laughter....risking explosion....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

"works every time"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

"They said they fixed it!"

(This leap from one Billy D. Williams quote to a completely unrelated one brought to you by - SleepDep, a WrongCo product)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

If I don't get laid soon, I think I will spontaneously combust.

And not in a good way.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

let your dry spell stretch out a coupla years, luna, and see how much even MORE fun you have!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

Who says it hasn't, sug?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

They should give an Oscar to Woody Allen and specify that it's for the delivery of the line "mess o'catfish" on that stand-up record of his.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:12 (twenty years ago) link

Filthy, filthy minds. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:38 (twenty years ago) link

it's why you love us

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

Like minds, to be sure...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

I knew you liked me for my huge throbbing dirty mind!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:45 (twenty years ago) link

I'll have you know all I've been thinking about today are possesive pronouns, adjectives, similies and failing notices. Fie on you all!

ass s'mores. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

good & crumbly, and sticky-sweet!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

Why yes I am.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

::shudder:: yr making my no carb/sugar diet *so* much easier. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 00:05 (twenty years ago) link

whatsamatta, somebody hungry for some chocklits?

nice, WARMED, chocklits?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link

I have Reality. It better not suck.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 02:19 (twenty years ago) link

I hate watching soap operas. They're so cliched and predictable. I love watching the news. It's not totally cliched and predictable, not yet anyway. I hate feeling the way I do right now. I love feeling the way I *was* feeling before. I hate long days. I love long sleeping periods. I hate hate and I love love and -- bah, enough. Hmm. Wonder if anyone's ever tried a lifelong period of total celibacy. Aside from... gosh, who was it? I dunno. Anyway, take that. I kid. Ok, back to suffocating from the inside. How fun.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 3 September 2003 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

What a weird week it's been. Some things have happened which I didn't think would and are really great, and some haven't which I thought might, but that's okay.. and just.. wow.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 4 September 2003 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

I have to be the most idiotic person in the universe. Period. But I have good taste in music, I think. And this new red candle votive thing-ma-bobber is lovely. And I am feeling solitary, bordering on lonely.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 4 September 2003 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

roam if you want to, roam around the world
roam if you want tahOOOOOOOO
without anything but the love we feeeeeel

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

and now I have that stuck in my head

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:07 (twenty years ago) link

cut him loose cut him loose cut him loose

*why are you on ilx?!?! finish you're fucking work!!!*

Damn, why did I ate all that pandulce. i'm such a fucking moran.

you say you're a gangsta but you never popped no one

cut him loose cut him loose cut him loose

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder what David Warner is doing right now.

― Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:18 (twenty years ago) link

Dealing with grammar curriculum all evening obviously inhibits your own good English usage. . .

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:19 (twenty years ago) link

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whippin' post.
Tied to the whippin' post, tied to the whippin' post.
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 5 September 2003 02:23 (twenty years ago) link

I was quite happy that ILX was down and I was productive for the first time in about a year. I'm slowly weening myself off.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 5 September 2003 10:36 (twenty years ago) link

I know I'm unloveable
You don't have to tell me
I don't have much in my life
But take it - it's yours
I don't have much in my life
But take it - it's yours

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 5 September 2003 10:52 (twenty years ago) link

Don't disappear, Chris.

Everyone keep yr fingers crossed. My anticipated money finally arrived (yay!), which means I was able to email J!ill Thompson's agent to see if she was still accepting commissions, for my ... er, my best friend's wedding (damn you, Julia Roberts). I introduced both my friend and her very-soon-to-be husband to Sandman, and I know no one else would think of this, and it's really sort of my job to get something no one else would think of, cause I'm the Honor Guy. So I'm hoping there's time available.

Oh, and I ordered my watch!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 5 September 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link

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