http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2011/03/50-cent-roosevelt.jpeg
I would go see a 50 Cent show that was nothing but him whining about being shot, like "why did they shoot me??? it really hurt!"
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
xp ikr, are they saying he has til he's 35 to write 600 songs or are they mocking him for not writing an opera yet or w?
― i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:25 (eleven years ago) link
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, July 12, 2012 9:24 PM (8 minutes ago)
hahahaha otm
― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
so crazy that justin bieber got famous when mozart wrote an opera three years younger than him and nobody's ever heard of him :(
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
is that roosevelt / 50 one real? because it's kind of good
― akm, Friday, 13 July 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link
these are pretty clearly not actually made or endorsed by the smithsonian, if that's what you're asking
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 05:56 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.geekosystem.com/historically-hardcore-smithsonian-ads/
My dad once said about how Mozart wrote his first opera at the age of 12. "How does it go?" I asked..
― Mark G, Friday, 13 July 2012 06:11 (eleven years ago) link
Genghis Khan got with so many chicks there's a .5% chance you're related to him
Lol rape
― Bananaman Begins, Friday, 13 July 2012 09:08 (eleven years ago) link
Pinterest is the motherlode for this stuff. http://pinterest.com/search/?q=words+to+live+by
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCpSV_9b66qGmjdHDA_fgcgr9x6mNQVXKkFjqSnGhIbqKubXCl3yf1Lr5yEQ
Drake continuing to be a gigantic goofnugget who makes no sense.
― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Friday, 13 July 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/upload/258394097340428043_DNaYMxh0_f.jpg
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link
one of the most interesting parts of this is the "insufferable phrasings of personal truths" tbh
― blossom smulch (schlump), Friday, 13 July 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
I finally had to throw up my hands and do a giant AUGGGGGGGGGH when my sister started in with the macros, because it was a passive-aggressive 'let it go' one that made her look like she was in a marriage crisis. I can hide her/others' horrible downmarket FB gaming easily enough, which is a blessing. Otherwise out of nearly 600 FB friends I can honestly say only about 10 of them post cheesy macro affirmations.
― higgs' besom (suzy), Friday, 13 July 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link
my fave facebook picture of the day
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/561036_10151079018295600_1562266983_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 13 July 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/578915_481923485154217_1281563413_n.jpg
― Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
But how can I be careful AND tell my problems?
― Nhex, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
The "tell your problems too" is making me cringe.
― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
be careful who you trust, and tell your problems too!
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558201_10100948524990259_614472044_n.jpg
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
Verb. Verb. Verb.
where's des'ree when you need her?
― nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
After saying that people I know never post this stuff, I was proven wrong. I forgot about a small group related to one friend who I met at his party.
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
the design of that last one makes it looks like it was carved into a jail cell wall
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
written in feces on a murder victim's chest
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link
Letter press printed in your own blood on velum made from human skin
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
this is making me kinda sad about Trainspotting
― Nhex, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23374555.jpg
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, July 12, 2012 4:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fucking dying
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Friday, 13 July 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
The John Lennon one about "When I was five years old my mother always told me that happiness is the key to life etc" is such bullshit. It's a totally invented quote but even taken at face value would have a much darker interpretation if put in proper context. When he was 5 years old he was probably going through the most harrowing year of his whole life. He was removed from his mother's care by Social Services, forced to choose between his dad (who tried and failed to abduct him) and his mum (whose boyfriend, a violent drunk, wanted rid of him) then ended up with neither.
― everything, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ncfWQ.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/PinterestFake
― Cunga, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like you could tie those Smithsonian ads together, like "And THIS guy made two hit records by the age of 24, got shot, died, and then made eighteen more records. RIP BIGGIE"
― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder what these macros have done to and for the people who made inspirational chain emails. Did all those people have to learn to photoshop a bit?
― Cunga, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
Judging from the number of inspirational chain emails I still receive from coworkers and family, nothing.
― carl agatha, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
I made one:
http://i47.tinypic.com/169gmqd.jpg
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
ex+
― Mark G, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link
so good
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
if a scatman can do it brother so can you
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Friday, 13 July 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ttu5gBgh1rzs1dco1_500.jpg
BARF
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
GEEK ONES ARE THE WORST. I have a friend who posts a bunch of those. They make me want to stab things until there is no more room left to stab.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564100_10151041761160535_2059816268_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/431869_444425925588493_1070257188_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
LOOK I AM COMBINING TWO NERD FRANCHISES IN A HILARIOUS WAY:
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165943_259597667477941_1156719293_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:50 (eleven years ago) link
Huh. Apparently I have some pent-up IA about this
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
that geek crossover stuff is so so so lame, like when people are all ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MEETS GAME OF THRONES or whatever i'm just like nnnnnnnngg
― radical ferry (donna rouge), Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
i have a bunch of old high school friends who post this stuff a lot but the worst offenders are my uncle, aunt and cousin - they literally post 5 or 6 every day and NOTHING ELSE.
the only thing worst than seeing these clogging up my news feed, are the stupid email forwards i get get almost weekly from my MIL (200ft icebergs in lake michigan!! a military dog who saved a bunch of soldiers by ripping out the bad guy's throat and breaking down a door and untying everyone and then hugging a baby!!). whenever me or ytth respond by telling her this shit is totally fake, she calls us 'party poopers' and pouts.
― just1n3, Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553735_10101007625876495_887379528_n.jpg
WHOA THAT IS SO DEEP I AM GOING TO GO SMOKE A LOT MORE POT NOW
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link
Speaking of smoking a lot of pot:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/563461_10150936638776275_241758691_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
The thing I "like" most about that Whedon one is how they credit his full name to make it seem more profound.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
he's a statesman.
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://nicefun.net/userpix2/InspirationalQuotes1_1.jpg
― Xerox of Fate, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
lol from maria's facebook feed
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561026_399274360131461_323420156_n.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link