why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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we understand work?
we understand apple computers' late former CEO?
we receive work?
we receive sexual favours?
we receive cosmetic surgery?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

we can support ourselves

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

that one is awesome

goole, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

oh "preanet" means "pregnant", thanks carl agatha

I'm gonna go with the "English is not my first language" defense on this one

xxxxpost

aspiring barkitect (silverfish), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

no, you guys i see stuff like this not uncommonly

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

xp Ahhhh yeah that would make it trickier. I actually read the word as "pregnant" and didn't notice the typo until your initial post. I'm sorry for being sassy about the misunderstanding!

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

but that is not the work of an esl student

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

my guess is that is either an adult with extreme learning disabilities and/or functional illiteracy or someone imitating someone who is functionally illiterate

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

you can tell from the content as well

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

I guess it's a misspelling, not a typo, since the note is not typed.

xp, no but silverfish is saying that s/he didn't get the meaning of the note because of s/he speaks English as a second language.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

Not because the letter writer is an ESL student.

ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

oh ok

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

sorry about the soapbox

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

did no one else start singing that note to "We Are Young" or was it just me

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

u guys seriously still talking about that note

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not
i'm done

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

you can tell it was an adult writing that note because they have stuff that makes them preanet

^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

that gets pretty dark at the end

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

no having popcorn fright at all.

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l19kOFRo1qlig4ao1_500.png

thomp, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

haa

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

oh jesus

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

gah

how's life, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

if I could have milk in my mobes believe me I would :(

price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

sigh

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

bobes not mobes jeez

who has a mobe?

contenderizer, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

fat men

^ sarcasm (ken c), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

men have mobes, even my 8 yo knows this

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

no milk tho

contenderizer, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

keep trying, you'll get it

goole, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

no milk today / my ciscentricism is here to stay

price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

oh wow, you guys talked about the note up thread for a while. I should've given some context – yeah, it's supposed to be by an eight-year-old girl, but I don't buy it. The handwriting looks too much like somebody trying to write like an eight-year-old girl, and the misspellings aren't organic like you would see from a child (i.e., you have to do a lot of brainwork to figure out what they're trying to say).

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

no milk today / my ciscentricism is here to stay

Well I dug that.

xpost re: the authenticity of "milk on our bobes" note; yeah, the spelling mistakes are a bit too logical in their wrongness.

Cunga, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

still talking about it

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

Look at that, we are.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

"we"

don't think you really get this thread, start a new one to post your lame stuff imo

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

:-(

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/iAd4b.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

Matt P, why are you such a jerk?

how's life, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

calvin coolidge never said that many words in his life

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link

i had jimmy fallonshow on the tv last night and he had a bit that was in p much the exact spirit of this thread except not really very good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TwdWwbLt1g

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

-- Chandler Bing
xxp

, Blogger (schlump), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link

Matt P, why are you such a jerk?

― how's life, Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wish i could say it was just to see you whine at me

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

You're like ilx's stealth douchebag. I bet it passes by most folks unnoticed, but probably once a fortnight you're a real jerk to someone.

how's life, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

doesnt fool you though

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

he's got a point though

contenderizer, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link


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