keep trying, you'll get it
― goole, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
no milk today / my ciscentricism is here to stay
― price lo matalan (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/599797_447645498600046_1275873095_n.jpg
― max, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/487683_10150938118517681_74477759_n.jpg
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
oh wow, you guys talked about the note up thread for a while. I should've given some context – yeah, it's supposed to be by an eight-year-old girl, but I don't buy it. The handwriting looks too much like somebody trying to write like an eight-year-old girl, and the misspellings aren't organic like you would see from a child (i.e., you have to do a lot of brainwork to figure out what they're trying to say).
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:40 (eleven years ago) link
Well I dug that.
xpost re: the authenticity of "milk on our bobes" note; yeah, the spelling mistakes are a bit too logical in their wrongness.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link
still talking about it
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
Look at that, we are.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link
"we"
don't think you really get this thread, start a new one to post your lame stuff imo
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link
:-(
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iAd4b.jpg
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
Matt P, why are you such a jerk?
― how's life, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/403885_10151957509120297_1200250346_n.jpg
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
calvin coolidge never said that many words in his life
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
i had jimmy fallonshow on the tv last night and he had a bit that was in p much the exact spirit of this thread except not really very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TwdWwbLt1g
― sleepingbag, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
-- Chandler Bingxxp
― , Blogger (schlump), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, July 24, 2012 3:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
wish i could say it was just to see you whine at me
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
You're like ilx's stealth douchebag. I bet it passes by most folks unnoticed, but probably once a fortnight you're a real jerk to someone.
― how's life, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
doesnt fool you though
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
he's got a point though
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link
I'll just leave this here: if an ilx beef threatens to take over a perfectly innocent thread you can politely direct people here.
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
they said that i was MAD for starting that thread. MAD i tell you! long hot summer, what can i say.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
the cult of coolidge is easily one of the weirdest phenomenons of the tea party era.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
I blame that massive pop song "Cal Me, Maybe"
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/378176_497726393587187_992988012_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558265_382221055179202_547862211_n.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
its almost DESIGNED to make you think about squeezing the life out of a little puppy! something i never actually think about!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
haha ya
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link
who would even consider that an option
it makes me want to eat it's fuzz head
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
er, yeah, its, you know
balls
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
the only thing worst than seeing these clogging up my news feed, are the stupid email forwards i get get almost weekly from my MIL (200ft icebergs in lake michigan!! a military dog who saved a bunch of soldiers by ripping out the bad guy's throat and breaking down a door and untying everyone and then hugging a baby!!). whenever me or ytth respond by telling her this shit is totally fake, she calls us 'party poopers' and pouts.― just1n3, Friday, July 13, 2012 8:05 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― just1n3, Friday, July 13, 2012 8:05 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
about 10 years ago my aunt forwarded me one of those hoax emails about a kid dying of cancer and wanting you to forward it to x number of people, etc. this was the latest in a run of about two dozen such emails. i replied to my aunt and told her that these emails were probably fake. her response? she emailed me to say she would never speak to me again and that if i was sick she wouldn't come to my deathbed and wouldn't attend my funeral.
neither of us ever mentioned this again. i generally dislike my aunt, but we are not necessarily on bad terms. i'm assuming this incident was evidence of some very deep-seated emotional problems that are otherwise channeled into overeating and micromanaging her sons' lives.
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
thats like a little short story right there
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, wow. on the bright side, another good reminder to never underestimate how many people on the internet really do not understand the internet at all
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
A couple years ago one of my oldest irl friends posted that bonzai cats in jars thing on FB and expressed her outrage over how anyone could do that to cats. She was way pissed when I broke the news to her that bonsai kittens did not actually exist.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link
Every time I showed the Bonsai Kittens site to someone and got a horrified "oh no, how could they!" I felt like Mario eating a mushroom
― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
I mean overall I'm pretty gullible (I still feel dumb for falling for IDIED's Minor Treat ice cream truck shop a couple weeks ago but I think that's mostly because I wanted to believe) but the bonsai kittens was just ridiculous. Also she was posting this in like 2008 not 2003 or whatever.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
are 'animal crush videos' a real thing? i actually genuinely can not tell
― thomp, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
yep. this story is the first that comes to mind for me: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2006-03/11/content_532624.htm
― 1staethyr, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
i posted a friend's fake thing about mayan ruins in the american south or something? in my defense, i didn't really read it before i shared it.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
i thought it was funny when someone posted...i wanna say it was truffaut...anyway, this old obituary because they wanted to quote something from it. but you guessed it, he got a lot of sad responses. oh my god i love his movies! r.i.p. 400 blows rules! stuff like that.
you could probably do that with a lot of people who died years ago. post an old obit and see how many sad eulogies you get.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5NJLi.jpg
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
samuel adams, author of www.thefederalistpapers.org
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe that beer guy has such atrocious spelling, maybe he shouldn't sniff those hops so deeply
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://wyblog.us/images/nadz/jkpreal.jpg
― omar little, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
best thing about that pic: literally NO ONE remembers that bc every1 from that time is super dead
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
the only real presidents were the powdered wig ones and the guy with the hat and the two roosevelts. everyone knows that.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
the ONE roosevelt, you commie scum
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link