i hate that font this much
― bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:04 (eleven years ago) link
lol, whats with the lightning
― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 05:27 (eleven years ago) link
IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!
― Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
Frankenchrist
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:06 (eleven years ago) link
he's an angry, vengeful jesus. coming to give you a creepy lightning hug.
― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 11:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kimVm.jpg
or in a birdbath
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link
lol isn't Brian Littrell a Backstreet Boy? /deep philosopher
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
No you won't! Does that person know nothing at all about astronomy?
― I want to smother him in electronic butter. (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link
well maybe if you miss the moon you just keep going
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
even if you miss your dead corpse will eventually land among the stars, assuming you reached escape velocity in the first place and then avoided getting captured by any other bodies in the solar system.
― ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will float in the vast, empty wasteland of space until you die utterly, utterly alone.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
in a birdbath
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
I kind of love creepy lighting hug Jesus. He just needs some glowing red eyes.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
Chances are you won't even reach escape velocity of the earth, and will orbit round and round with the space junk in an ever decreasing circles until you burn to a crisp on atmospheric re-entry.
― I want to smother him in electronic butter. (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, this is still a run-on sentence.
depends on what you use to shoot, prob wont get more than a couple feet tbh, thats called jumping
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
even if you miss you'll still have undine ballerinas haunting your birdbath
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
it is inconceivable you would reach the stars
i mean do you have any idea how inhospitable space is to dead organic tissue?
and how energetically improbably it is that you would leave the solar system?
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
h8r
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
just need a tin capsule and a nuclear battery.
― ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/Screen%20shot%202012-07-31%20at%2012.34.40%20AM.png
Kind of hate the fact this is appearing everywhere on my feed at the moment. Not that Chris Brown isn't a despicable little thug who should be ignored, of course. Lots of people losing their shit over the word "clusterfuck" for some reason (used incorrectly in this case). Lots of people applauding the article for its honesty, even though there are reams of articles going back that have done the same. Lots of people banging on about how shit r'n'b-pop is (viz: "Even if you like this kind of music, it's still shit" stance the review takes). Article's been tweeted by the NME and now the writer's courting them to let her write for them cos of a completely biased un-objective review that does nothing but say "Chris Brown is a dick, R'n'B sucks". She'll probably be editor by next year.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
What does space do to dead organic tissue?
― maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i've seen that. lol at "clusterfuck".
is it from metro?
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
xp, low temperature and pressure and UV radiation photodissociates the molecules. not even dust would remain.
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
^^ my chris brown review
"catastrophic" used twice in a 100 word review. I hate it even more for turning me into a music review snob.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
catastrophe reviews reviews
― electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
thanks caek
― maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
I get why that review is irritating, but OTOH fuck Chris Brown
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://ichlugebullets.wordpress.com/2012/07/31/chloe-papas-is-a-racist-and-a-hypocrite/
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:49 (eleven years ago) link
haha, i'm imagining a really well-written, very objective review of the music on the album with the caveat ",but OTOH fuck Chris Brown" written after every sentence.
― Quickly, take hold of my hand, asshole! (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Dom, if we remember correctly, is the guy who used to post his fantasies about punching women in the face on ILX, so if he's defending Chris Brown/attacking that reviewer, it might not be because "racism is bad, kids."
― I want to smother him in electronic butter. (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_plural
― Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
what's funny about the use of the word clusterfuck? it's been around for half a century.
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
she doesn't know what it means.
― caek, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
I'm still trying to deduce what "skitzy" is supposed to mean
OTOH, fuck Chris Brown
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
I mean really, at the end of the day it can't be stressed enough that Chris Brown is fucking horrible and no one would actually be buying any of his music right now in a perfect world because he'd be in jail
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
skitzy = sketchy + ditzy?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
schizoid?
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:02 (eleven years ago) link
i think my deal with this thread is secretly i want to be inspired
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
Chris Brown is horrible, but that review is terrible.
Also, I have a gut feeling that Chris Brown is basically one of the kids from Bunny and the college researcher's class for problem kids in season 4 of The Wire.
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link
NO STARS EVER is p lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
that review is pretty awful but dom is consistently much worse, soz zing crew
― Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
the dom thing posted upthread is like the only thing i've ever slightly agreed w/him on slightly
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060921125656AA2GoDc
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:51 (eleven years ago) link
"But he was getting better all the time." (Re: John Lennon wifebeater)
― nickn, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
wait what dom thing?
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link
the Ich Luge Bullets thing that ppl posted to multiple threads (haven't clicked on it)
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
oh ok i just read it. it's basically just a list of bands she likes and how there are no black ppl in them.
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
lol what a scathing rebuttal
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link