Finally saw this. What a weird movie. "Excalibur" is edited like a two hour trailer for a movie that was never completed, just a bunch of scenes and random dialog.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
i think it tells a pretty straightforward story and is propelled by narrative as much as lurid weirdness, but i've seen it like 10 times...
― contenderizer, Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
Ha, I bet it would play as well (or not well) on chapter shuffle.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
In a film of crazy scenes this is far and away the craziest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-pliu-57CE
― ledge, Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
edited like a two hour trailer for a movie that was never completed, just a bunch of scenes and random dialog.
actually it feels like an homage to the legend of king arthur books in that way, episodic, without a "modern" sense of how narrative works
― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
They're showing this at the cheapie beer theater in Portland next week, I think.
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:46 (eleven years ago) link
Someone should do a batshit sword and sorcery poll, if there has not yet been one. "Flesh & Blood," "Conan," et al.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link
All sword & sorcery films of the 70s and 80s are batshit, in all truth. 'Hawk The Slayer'? 'Krull'?
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
the sword and the sorcerer!
― contenderizer, Thursday, 2 August 2012 15:55 (eleven years ago) link
^have had in .avi form on my thumb drive since 2011, the right moment never seems to arrive
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 2 August 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
Sword and the Sorcerer has the most amazing sword ever depicted in cinematic history, and Richard Lynch. It's well worth your time.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
Sword and the Sorcerer was the first certificate AA (14 and over only) i saw at the cinema and it was perfect in every mentalist gory sword that shoots blades way possible
― Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link
Most amazing cinema sword:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5u6vm44ak
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
also Disney made Dragonslayer for kids lol wtf picture todays Relentless-addled tweens sitting thru that one
― Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
Dragonslayer has the best dragon, though.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Sorceress and Yor!
― Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
oh i like Dragonslayer it's just fantastically gloomy and slow for a kids movie
― Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
Just found a nice Blu Ray rip of this, can't wait to see it again! This was one of my favorite movies as a kid (along with, yeah Conan & Red Sonja). My dad made us fake swords out of wood and I spent many a summer day with my brothers pretending to slay dragons and stuff.
I've been on a big MST3K kick recently and it's funny just how many swords and sandals films were made back in the day.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
None can top "Hercules" tho, imho. That movie is INSANE.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link
I've only ever seen Hercules on Telemundo but it didn't make it any less crazy.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
It's pretty much swords & sandals meets Star Wars.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 3 August 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
Man, what the hell was up with Boorman's run of "Zardoz," "Exorcist II" and this? I know I interviewed him some time around "The General." I wish I asked him then.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 August 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
I dunno but I wish he had made a lot more movies on that level of batshit.
Sword and the Sorcerer director Albert Pyun made a new fantasy joint recently which is on NF Instant. It looks execrable. Will watch.
Re: Dragonslayer besides the gloom the other thing that's crazy is the uncompromising score they got from Alex North. High modernism has seldom been allowed in fantasy film music.
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 3 August 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
I've never seen Exorcist II--is it worth a watch?
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
I've only ever seen Hercules on Telemundo
I had to read this three times. I wish "Hercules on Telemundo" was a real movie.
― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
not really
― giallo pudding pops (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link
Exorcist II is a big fucking mess but it has vision to spare. And one of the best horror scores of all time from Morricone.
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
It's way better than Zardoz which is awesome for about an hour and then should simply be turned off.
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 3 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
The idea that any movie could be 'way better than Zardoz' is false.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
Well, it's not better than the first half of Zardoz...
― Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Friday, 3 August 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
The Exorcist II trailer is amazing.
― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 4 August 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link
Ok ive only ever seen Exaclibur on tv in the 80s or on an old VHS copy. Wow, it looks incredible. Amazing cinematography. Terrific performance by Merlin, too. The sex/death scene is incredible. All the visual effects in this are composed really well. What a gorgeous movie. I really hate that movies no longer use color like this.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
You will float on the dragon's breath!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link
Merlin's voice is at points like a good glass of red wine.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
King Arthur freaking out in Merlin's psychedelic jungle, Merlin telling him to chill out and accidentally shooting lightning, so awesome.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
Hell yeah Patrick Stewart getting medieval with a huge axe.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link
Merlin whispers into the horses ear.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link
Cool trippy pop art Jesus in the church where Arthur marries.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
Rad golden dragon statue they have at the castle.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
Boorman must like round tables. There's one of them in Zardoz as well.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
lol, envious. wish i could see it again for the first time.
― contenderizer, Saturday, 4 August 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
"There are other worlds. This one is done with me."
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link
The last grail night has a real Jodorowsky vibe. The grail search has some homages to The Holy Mountain.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
last grail knight i mean
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 4 August 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link
yeah, the guy who plays percival even looks a little like jojo
― contenderizer, Saturday, 4 August 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
The acting in this movie is so ridiculous. This scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipSZn5qcJds
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 August 2012 14:24 (eleven years ago) link
Liam, Liam ...
Nah, this movie is everything it should be. OTT behavior in an OTT world is its raison d'etre.
― Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 4 August 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link
Well, that's for sure. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
hella headbands in this picture
― Lie Bot (fireland), Saturday, 4 August 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link