― Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Saturday, 28 August 2004 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link
I don't understand why you didn't just say you enjoy movies and music. Do you want to go read in jail for a month or something?
― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link
― adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh, how un-shocked are we that Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine is trying to hit up Nick Lachey's sloppy seconds — again. Well, we know he has a thing for blonds, so maybe Lindsay Lohan will give him a piece the next time she dyes her hair back.
Still, with any Page Six man-whore mention, we can't help but automatically think: Steve-O. So, what's going on? Could this be an all-out battle for the biggest dude slut in young Hollywood?
Hey, now that Colin Farrell is a) old and b) known to make sex tapes, even Paris Hilton won't go near him. So that leaves Adam and Steve-O, the drug dealing Jack-Ass, whose latest fling is Nicole Richie, to battle it out for the single gals sipping martinis at the Marmont.
We will definitely be following up with a full gossip round-up later today, in what is to be our first installment in Steve-O vs. A-Lev slut-a-thon. Send us your insider tips, if you got 'em. We just know in our hearts this is sure to be an American Idol worthy competition.
― adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 22 January 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― svend (svend), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link
DUH.
― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 22 January 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link
Crutches vs. cane?
― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link
so i underwent surgery friday and everyone's after any of my leftover drukqs
get a hold of yourself people
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link
things to do: hide yr drukqs
Shoulder surgery imminent. Never been cut open before and am looking at three months in a sling so fairly terrified. No jogging/yoga/ceramics and no w33333333d beforehand so all in all i am expecting some severe depression.bleh.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 August 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link
I don't think you should have to give up anything for that. I had rotator cuff surgery, the 12 hours -24 hours time period was a little painful (after the scalene block wore off) but otherwise it really wasn't bad. I was ready to go out of a sling well before three months were up
― Dan S, Thursday, 22 August 2019 06:32 (four years ago) link
Ouch. Queue up some audiobooks, imo.
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 22 August 2019 06:32 (four years ago) link
Thanks dan. That offers some hope. This is labrum repair so its cartilage, may prove thornier.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:43 (four years ago) link
so this is not fun
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 September 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link
Aw man, feel better soon forks. You're the best, dude.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 6 September 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link
speedy recovery, forks!
― breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link
Thanks! Oxy sucks btw. This is a terrible reminder that even small indignities start to really tear you down; as surgeries go, this one was a starter kit but it's still wrecked me for the past week. just now where i can type for about an hour a day. prob should avoid ilx tbh.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 September 2019 09:50 (four years ago) link
You could use voice-to-text!
― ☮ (peace, man), Sunday, 8 September 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link
not really how i write; would need to relearn if it were a long term answer for sure. hoping i can drop the metal belt portion of the cast soon and that will allow easier keyboard access.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 September 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
so this worked out pretty good right up to the point where I appear to have somehow strained or damaged something during the rehab and there's been an on and off (but like, almost entirely mostly on) muscle spasm going off around my left rhomboid. I am really hoping if I go a little easier on it and try to get back on a schedule, it'll pass. Until then, it's definitely keeping me up nights.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 8 December 2019 10:35 (four years ago) link
Feel better! Therapy sucks but your long term results are really determined in that first year post surgery. Listen to your therapist (if they are a good one) and don't try to do more or less even if you are feeling better or want to get better quicker (not suggesting this is what happened).
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Sunday, 8 December 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link
thanks! i think i'm just overshooting myself and it finally caught up. I'm going to take the next month and actively mindfully try to not use it the same way i was in the first month or two. It just feels so limiting. It IS so limiting!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 9 December 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link
So i'm doing this again tomorrow. same surgery as that wasn't strained, it was torn and now this is meant to provide a brief pause in pain until it rips again and we need to discuss shoulder replacement. wheeeeeeeeeee. good thoughts are welcomed as I try to cope with going into the same thing all over again.
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 04:00 (two years ago) link
I’ll be thinking of you Forks. <3
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 06:41 (two years ago) link
Good luck, forks.
― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 13:07 (two years ago) link
gl forks
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link
Hope it went well <3
My wife is having surgery in two days to have a few reproductive organs removed (preventative measures). I've got FMLA thankfully, I think not doing things will be the hardest part for her (and having me do them may be even harder).
― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 November 2021 21:44 (two years ago) link
oxy is fkn terrible
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 13:01 (two years ago) link
Why? Never took it.
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link
hang in there forks
ilx surgery szn, i am having surgery tomorrow also
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 November 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link
Yup, 12/1 cancerous organ pull. 😕 ive had a fuckton of ortho procedures but those are usually not so scheduled and buildup-y. On the other hand, I’ve been through so many procedures, but I’m not too fazed, relatively speaking
― antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 17:30 (two years ago) link
Forks and Jordan, stay strong and im thinking of you all.
― antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 November 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link
Twice even.
that seems about right to me? currently dealing with some pretty serious anxiety and stomach stuff that I'm wondering is connected to usage after a week, but it may just be standard freakout. doc gave me three more weeks in a brace which i cant sleep or work in so i am fairly aghast
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link
Oof, please take care forks. Hope you get to a place where you can rest.
― hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link
Strength to you forks, glad to hear youre enduring over the stress. Gws.
― antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link
oof, forks, please take care.
― I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Thursday, 18 November 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link
finally reached the part of the healing process where i start screaming angrily "BE NICE TO ME" at my partner we're both exhausted and i'm not handling super well
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link
what a fuckin' month!
Sorry to hear! I remember those when I was recovering from surgery. Lots of tears, I also nearly broke my phone a number of times from throwing it across the room in frustration
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 December 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link
it is not fun! i am much diminished and frustrated by the presumptions of all nearby that since i'm awake and answering emails i am probably fine. definitely not fine, but daddy's gotta pay the rent.
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 December 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link
I went back to work teaching undergrads only ten days after I had major surgery. My mom had to drive me to work for the first three weeks of the semester because my partner was working at the same time, and I literally couldn't sit up properly to drive without being in massive amounts of pain. It was a truly weird beginning to the 2019-2020 school year, which just got weirder as time went on lol.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 December 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link
So far: watch lots of prev unwatched shit from the 2010s, play with cats, wash catheter bags. This one is painful enough that just staying lying down is pretty nice.
― antebellum tension fatigue (Hunt3r), Saturday, 4 December 2021 15:37 (two years ago) link
in ongoing body horror updates, a weird nubbin of stitch located in my underarm that had been jabbing me in the side and occasionally even waking me up, just popped out of the scar like it had somewhere to be. I still can't raise my arm beyond 70 degrees or so but this represents a big leap forward in my well being.
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link
it's the little things that count!
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link
Nubbin repairs 4 U
― Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link
imagine having a big splinter in your underarm that jabs you in your side all day every day for a month. that nubbin was a real thorn.
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:58 (two years ago) link