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elmo and casuistry: so wrong on IJ it hurts

the real problem with Vollman is that his fiction ultimately sucks (yes, I've read The Royal Family), or if that's too harsh turns out at least to be far less than the sum of its parts

this is a strange little group, but of those five, it's Pynchon (though DFW, WTV and Saunders are really post-post, no?)

nurogermexico, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

PS - you're not tipping sacred cows, you're just not getting it at all

nurogermexico, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 20:58 (seventeen years ago) link

"not getting it at all"

eat shit, snob.

also, thanks for enforcing my prejudice that DFW caters to elitist dickmouths.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

fwiw, i did read infinite jest. (except for maybe 1/2 of the end-notes. fuck that noise.)

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

(except for maybe 1/2 of the end-notes. fuck that noise.)

then you didn't really read it, did you?

in more ways than one, elmo, you're simply playing into the anti-intellectual atmosphere that pervades this ungodly world, what with statements like, "eat shit, snob." i'm not DFW's biggest defender-- a lot of his fiction, quite honestly, isn't that interesting. but IJ is an astounding book, if only because he gets so much right in it... anyone who has spent time in an inpatient drug treatment center whose read IJ will tell you that, for example.

the table is the table, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Elmo OTM, wrt New Yorker. I'm a DFW fan, though, arch, reductive eyebrow and all.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

(which is what I meant by comparing Infinite Jest to a New Yorker comic -- more because it involves smug, tepid 'observational' humor, not just because they are both not-funny)

I think there's a lot more complexity in both IJ and New Yorker cartoons than this description gives them credit for. I don't really see "smug" - that's more a presumption about the author's attitude than something that you can point to specifically in the work. As for "tepid" I guess that depends on whether you find it funny or not. I think IJ and New Yorker cartoons can be quite funny at times. As for "observational" that's a rather broad term. There is very little humor that could not be called "observational" in some sense. So in the end, your criticism doesn't say much about either IJ or New Yorker cartoons.

o. nate, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, reading this again:

in more ways than one, elmo, you're simply playing into the anti-intellectual atmosphere that pervades this ungodly world, what with statements like, "eat shit, snob."

The phrase "not getting it at all" does not signal intellect. It is a sign of snobbery. That, or teen angst.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for enforcing my prejudice that DFW caters to elitist dickmouths

Thanks for confirming that we hate and fear what we do not understand.

That book is such a sacred cow among the contemporary literati, whatever.

UR SO PUNK

Ultimately, I really don't like DFW as a narrator, what with his arch, reductive eyebrow cast down on everything

Again, I don't know what you've been reading but it ain't DFW. If anything, he's challenging in his sincerity.

nurogermexico, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, I was about to say, Wallace doesn't strike me as arch at all.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"the anti-intellectual atmosphere that pervades this ungodly world"

Don't you think you're being a tad melodramatic, sweetie?

In your summary classification of me as anti-intellectual, you're making a pretty broad assumption about me based on my taste in literature, which nicely dovetails into the assumption that because I didn't like IJ, I must not 'get it,' and must not possess the sensitivity or erudition to comprehend it. Well done. Fuck you.

Let me submit to you there's a distinction between intelligence, intellectualism, and jerking off in your ivory tower. IJ falls squarely into the latter; please feel free to sticky the pages of your copy.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The phrase "not getting it at all" does not signal intellect. It is a sign of snobbery. That, or teen angst.

Meh. It's no less condescending than elmo's reading of DFW deserves. If it's snobbiste to not humor cheap pseudo-populist posing with reasoned argument, or to respond to the friendly offer of a nose-punch in kind then okay, fine, like whoa, I'm a snob.

nurogermexico, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"pseudo-populist posing"

I'm not championing the fiction of Tom Fucking Clancy, am I? WTF.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

the real problem with Vollman is that his fiction ultimately sucks...
If it's snobbiste to not humor cheap pseudo-populist posing with reasoned argument, or to respond to the friendly offer of a nose-punch in kind then okay, fine, like whoa, I'm a snob.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

It also seems strange to me to categorically dismiss all New Yorker cartoons. They aren't monolithic. The cartoonists have distinctive styles and senses of humor that run the gamut from Far Side absurdism to Family Circle insipidness to many less precedented places in between.

o. nate, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

cheap pseudo-populist

ding ding ding.

Of course I'm being melodramatic, but you're not offering much to the conversation except unfunny retorts and bile aimed against a book and a writer without offering any justification. Except "omg ivory tower new yorker snobbery blahdy fucking blah." Which isn't much.

the table is the table, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

oops, I meant "Family Circus" - not "Family Circle".

o. nate, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

That might actually be interesting though! An argument for Clancy (or Grisham) would be perverse and provocative, but might get closer to whatever it is you're objecting to in your version of Wallace. e.g., "In keeping with Foucault's practice of supporting the right of marginalized communities to speak for themselves, without the mediation of more "qualified" or "right-minded" intellectual elites, REAL pomo concretizes and valorizes a readerly public preference for unchallenging vocabularies, simple sentences, event-driven plots, and tidy revolutions. The true source of post-postmodern fictions is not Joyce, but Dickens."

You haven't championed anything in this thread yet. The posing has to do with the tough-guy persona you've adopted in thios thread and the notion that you're somehow tilting at ivory towers and exposing imperial nudity because IJ didn't, you know, do it for you.

nurogermexico, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops - forgot no more xpost warnings - post above obv responding to:

I'm not championing the fiction of Tom Fucking Clancy, am I? WTF.

nurogermexico, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently, Infinite Jest engenders as many cultists as Dianetics.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

fluffybear - dunno who anybody is anymore nuILXland - you're reading a lot into that Vollman statement, especially given that you've quoted it out of context.

He's a brilliant prose writer, and his reportage is always worth reading. Like Pynchon, he writes such a great English sentence that he's pretty much worth it for that alone. Along with his eye for place, character, and the telling detail, this serves him very well in both fiction and non-fiction - what kills the fiction for me is that he's noticeably weaker when it comes to endings. Like Neal Stephenson, he tends to trivialize what works do well earlier in attempting to bring it all to a close. So not a "favorite douchebag," and more valuable as a nonfiction writer. Is all.

nurogermexico, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

For the record: I am on 2 hours sleep, and about to go home to get some more. I'm pretty cranky, but having my intelligence called into question is not going to improve things. More than anything about the book itself, which I obviously dislike, I resent that it stands as a badge of intellectualism for anyone who dares to plough through its endless run-on sentences and self-congratulatory asides. I really don't want a place in that clique!

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31366

(NB: I like what Pynchon I've read.)

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Fair enough - I'll only point out that opening with the punch-in-the-nose thing was provocative.

PS you probably wouldn't like The Unnameable then...

nurogermexico, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

About Vollman: I think he suffers from a degenerative eye disease that will make him go blind. Which is why, I have always thought, he goes on those risky assignments/trips.

aimurchie, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe IJ stands for "a badge of intellectualism" among people seeking a badge of intellectualism - just as many things (books, music, art, film, wine knowledge, etc etc) do or are made to do. yes, it's a pretty heady/academic/intellectual book, but (in my opinion obv) it's also a compelling story - when i read it (1998) i'd only read a couple dfw essays in magazines, knew nothing about him nor had read any criticism. i don't read things because i 'should' (uh, unless they're assigned to me), and would've put IJ down fast if i wasn't getting something from it (as i've done with many books people have told me i just had to read (hello, 'underworld' with bookmark at p.80)).
it's fair that people would dislike IJ for its writing style, story, tone, etc, but to dislike it for standing for something outside the text, however socially&culturally relevant that is, shouldn't be the basis of critique.

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wld not want to be in dfw clique. have read fan sites and whoa, ew, bored.

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

as i said before, i'm not in any DFW fan club... and his rabid fans make me want to rip my hair out. i knew a kid once who travelled 6 hours to hear him give a speech, and i was like, 'uh...dude.'

i'm sorry for being unnecessarily rude upthread, elmo. i just want to know why you be hating so hard. and as said upthread (and xpost), hating anything simply for what it stands for in the culture (and not based on its own merits) doesn't make much sense to me.

that said, some people hate run-on sentences and endnotes. more power to you-- just don't insult the rest of us who like IJ.

the table is the table, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Ultimately, I really don't like DFW as a narrator, what with his arch, reductive eyebrow cast down on everything

Again, I don't know what you've been reading but it ain't DFW. If anything, he's challenging in his sincerity.


THANK YOU...you get this a lot when discussing DFW, and if anything I always read his verbose prose as the work of a guy that MEANS it SO MUCH he CAN'T STOP telling you WHAT he's TRYING TO SAY in GREAT DETAIL....

i love his sincerity.

actually, too, i think his use of footnotes is interesting, because i think lots of people see that as some sort of post modern trickery, but a few times i've re-read a short story or essay that i already know and don't read the footnotes....the pieces are still totally readable and coherent, so maybe he's just trying to make it easier for people that don't want all the added detail to skip over stuff if they choose?

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

and he doesn't seem like some kinda NYC snobby dude to me, like at all...he feels real midwest, dorky, to me.....stuff like his essays in Consider the Lobster about watching 9/11 with his neighbors and the put-down of recent Updike are pretty down to earth, really, style issues anyone might have w/him aside.

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

Dear everyone who thinks Infinite Jest is so fucking funny,

I want to punch you in the nose. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Love, Elmo
-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, March 6, 2007 4:27 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Seriously, it is like a New Yorker cartoon amplified a billion times.
-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, March 6, 2007 4:30 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

i don't really think it's that funny, except in certain parts. otherwise, it's more sad and biting than anything else.
-- the table is the table, Tuesday, March 6, 2007 4:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

so so so RONG

Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Right? Laugh out loud in parts. Also, I have no issue with proclaiming: IJ = best novel I ever read.

I appreciate Pynchon, and he's fighting the good fight, but I just don't know whether his stuff is for me. Diff'rent strokes.

Deric W. Haircare, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I've only read one book by any of these authors and found it so aggressively off-putting that I have no interest in pursuing any of them. (For those curious, the book was V.)

HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Je ne regrette rien!

rogermexico., Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link

letting V put you off ever reading any Don DeLillo is pretty off the wall, but to each his own I guess

dmr, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

V. is kinda. . .mehhhhh. Pretty unenjoyable Pynchon, for me. I've read everything by him except Vineland and the new one and not much of it has stuck with me. I have no desire to look at it ever again. Maybe Mason and Dixon, but that's it. Actually, I think I tried to re-read V. a few years ago and just stopped. The Crying of Lot 49 is a good entry level Pynchon, I think.

The correct answer for me, in this thread, is William Gaddis.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah Dan, you should read White Noise. I know it's one of those books people are ga-ga over, to the point of it being obnoxious, but it's definitely better than anything I've read by DFW.

full disclosure, V is my least favorite Pynchon (that I've read.) xp

ian, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah, DeLillo is enjoyable, easy to read, interesting, etc.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god mr que OTM

i've tried reading "Carpenter's Gothic" and "A Frolic of His Own" and gotten no more than halfway in either. AFOHO is particularly annoying with it's extended dramatic excerpts; I get the impression you're not even supposed to read them, that they're just a tedious running joke. xp again

ian, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

where do you start with Gaddis, just dive right in w/ The Recognitions? - xposts

dmr, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

As mentioned a couple of days ago, I have a tattoo inspired by a passage from "V." so I think you are all insane and the thread results are AOK.

Oilyrags, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Is it from the smug part, the racist part, or the needlessly incomprehensible part?

HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

ian I think you said "que otm" and then started making the opposite case, lol

dmr, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Gaddis is sort of not (enjoyable, easy), but The Recognitions is pretty killer even when it's sophomoric and yes the place to start with Gaddis.

Also Dan for god's sake passing on SAUNDERS b/c you didn't like V.?? It's like skipping Barthelme because you couldn't finish Portrait Of A Lady...

rogermexico., Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

oh i dunno, i thought the answer to "favorite douchebag" implied that he disliked him oops.

ian, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

oh ian i meant gaddis was my favorite post modern writer, is that what you meant? probably not, ha.

AFOHO and CG are both like, sort of second rate Gaddis? Sort of his V. equivalent. Neither one, I think, are as good as The Recognitions or JR which are both very very awesome. They take a while to click, but once you do, he's really funny and great. But it takes like a hundred pages or so to warm up to him, I think.

many many xposts

Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

V is the worst of Pynchon's big novels (the South African section in particular is one of the most unpleasant things I've ever read) but it does contain his best joke.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

ooh ooh which one? "because without it you'd be dead"?

rogermexico., Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

where do you start with Gaddis, just dive right in w/ The Recognitions?

yeah, i would just jump right in. it takes awhile but it's worth it. this sounds totally stupid, but i enjoyed the Recognitions the second time I read it a LOT more than the first. But LOL, I realize how stupid that sounds when it's a huge-ass book. but he really is great!

Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

the South African section in particular is one of the most unpleasant things I've ever read

SO FUCKING OTM

HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I read it for a philosophy class in college but remember practically nothing about it.

jaymc, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

anyone have recommendations for William Gass? read and liked Omensetter's Luck but I've never run across anything else by him

dmr, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

i've only read The Floating Opera by Barth. Don't remember a thing about it.

i don't know that gass has much besides a handful of stories, novellas, and the two novels, the big one and the little one. and lots of essays. his recent essay called the sentence seeks a form or whatever was really awesome. i was going to try and tackle The Tunnel this summer. i liked the first section of Omensetter's Luck (the old guy at the auction) but it fell off after that for me.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I've only read Barth's Chimera and found it pretty annoying in a "wow, witness the birth of a whole strain of postmodern meta douchebaggery" sort of way

probably not really the birth but it's one of the earlier things I've read where the plot reads like charlie kaufmann, the author is a character in his own story etc etc

dmr, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I've only read Cervantes' Don Quixote and found it pretty annoying in a "wow, witness the birth of a whole strain of postmodern meta douchebaggery" sort of way

probably not really the birth but it's one of the earlier things I've read where the plot reads like charlie kaufmann, the author is a character in his own story etc etc

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

zing

dmr, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

anyone have recommendations for William Gass? read and liked Omensetter's Luck but I've never run across anything else by him

-- dmr, Thursday, May 8, 2008 1:28 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i just read in the heart of the heart of the country and loved it, see if u can find it

max, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i picked up a collection of william gass essays and skipped through them a little while ago - now i can't remember the goddamn name - but it looked really really good.

i got 'the recognitions' from the library last year, but it just sat on my bedside table cuz i was too scared to read it... heard WAY too much stuff about its difficulty beforehand so now i'm completely intimidated.

Rubyredd, Thursday, 8 May 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

in re: Gass, I read <i>The Tunnel</i>; I don't know if I can recommend the experience, but if the postmodern novel with loads of unpleasantry is what you go in for, it's as elegantly executed a version of that as I can imagine. some of the scenes in it will be with me forever. When Gass released his reading of the entire novel on something like half a dozen CDs I couldn't resist getting them though, felt like I sort of had to, having already invested so much time & effort on the book. The mp3s make for great airplane listeneing.

in re: DeLillo - I always find the "novelist who lost it narrative" kinda "hmm, is there more to this?" - it feels like it owes a fair amount to the way we parse rock and roll (where the band whose first album rules but whose work is in continual decline is a known trope), when the more common literary trope is or was "early work immature; middle period = height of powers; late period = maturity." I mean there's Wordsworth, who's generally conceded to have "lost it," but late novels of great writers are often the heavy hitters: Jude the Obscure, Middlemarch, Great Expectations, just off the top of my head; struggling to think of great-or-considered-really-good writers whose late work is thought of as having fallen drastically off. I mean, unless one's craft is "I am insanely inventive and always coming up with new! new! stuff," it seems to me that writers would reliably get better with practice. that said though I haven't read any recent DeLillo, once I'd done White Noise & Great Jones Street & Libra & Mao I figured I'd had about enough.

J0hn D., Friday, 9 May 2008 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Underworld is great! definitely recommend that one.

struggling to think of great-or-considered-really-good writers whose late work is thought of as having fallen drastically off

maybe Updike? I don't really know what type of reviews he gets.

dmr, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

do people rep for Roth's late work?

ian, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I think Roth has a better rep right now as far as his older stuff goes versus Updike. dmr OTM, Updike's stuff has fallen way off. he got okay reviews for the first couple of these, i think mostly on his rep. but Terrorist got horrible reviews. Exit Ghost got some bad reviews, but American Pastoral, Sabbath's Theatre and The Plot Against America have gotten raves, nothing like Updike's had in years, IMHO.

(1996) In the Beauty of the Lilies
(1997) Toward the End of Time
(2000) Gertrude and Claudius
(2002) Seek My Face
(2004) Villages
(2006) Terrorist

compare this with Roth:

Sabbath's Theater (1995)
American Pastoral (1997)
I Married a Communist (1998)
The Human Stain (2000)
The Plot Against America (2004)
Everyman (2006)
Exit Ghost (2007)

Mr. Que, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

someone on this board just wrote their doctoral thesis on roth, but i dont remember who. g00blar?

max, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

yup

Ask me about the work of Philip Roth

Mr. Que, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link


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