why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF "HALLMARK"

let crabby love be pajamas. Pleasures they are. When own trees and and imagine with your keep god. Your express their caring miraculous.

sorry, my first girlfriend was way into sark shit and i just have a disproportionate amount of pent-up eye-rolling

btw kudos everybody, this thread has derailed my whole afternoon with first-rate lols, this in particular sent me over the top:

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you will float in the vast, empty wasteland of space until you die utterly, utterly alone.

― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in a birdbath

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark

Did SARK predate this yahoo?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0t30_gpmelk/S7e31HXyzPI/AAAAAAAAAA8/5C0Ju3G_rLo/s1600/N93~All-I-Really-Need-to-Know-Kindergarten-Posters.jpg

sigh... childhood is so magical!

Shameful confession: I had that poster on my bedroom wall in high school and I think my freshman college dorm, at least for the first semester.

well, if you hadn't retained the lessons from kindergarten regarding honest self-disclosure you would never have had the balls to admit that in a public forum... i salute you!

All I really need to know
I learned in a
freshman college dorm room

all i really need to know i learned in kindergarten! btw can someone tie my shoes for me

not a girl though, you have cooties

Invite someone dangerous over for tea? Wtf

*calls up convicted murderer, asks if they like constant comment*

like so many of his generation he had a weakness for lemon zinger and armed robbery

really was tempted to photoshop that text over either creepy axe murderer photo, or Busta Rhymes

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/99a/f03/07b/resized/atheist-descartes-meme-generator-i-think-therefore-i-am-atheist-42f530.jpg?1342125115.jpg

Descartes, noted atheist.

http://420tribune.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/marijuana-quote-carl-sagan.jpg

Carl Sagan, noted face-painting enthusiast.

A good friend of mine is constantly reposting things from "the thinking atheist" page. Ugh.

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq313/doctorcasino/sarkadvice.jpg

ahaha charles lindburgh

should be w/hitler.jpg

Trenchant political commentary:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392247_352113694865645_97703299_n.jpg

Trenchant jpeg artifacting, morelike.

morbs needs to get into the fb macro game

I keep posting the LOLiberal ones because, first of all, those are the bulk of what get posted into my Facebook feed by my friends (I avoid friending family on Facebook), but also because when it's crazy right wing stuff, I can write it off as being crazy, but I really, really hate it when it's something I agree with but the stupidity of the image makes me wish I didn't.

Thread of relevance People who you agree with but are dicks vs. people who you disagree with but are cool about it

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392247_352113694865645_97703299_n.jpg http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg403/scaled.php?server=403&filename=oblthumbsup.gif&res=landing

This thread should be marked NSFW.

One of the worst offenders of this crap on my FB is of all people, a published novelist, a really good smart creative guy. Just got a gig writing for a major games company. I'm like, doesn't anyone have opinions of their own anymore? Is it just easier to repost this crap?

(or RT on twitter which is just as annoying).

people who are good at life are rarely good at internet

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/200637_434861113231148_89908549_n.jpg

Trusting research over their guts, scientists in New Zealand and Canada examined the phenomenon Stephen Colbert, comedian and news satirist, calls "truthiness" -- the feeling that something is true. In four different experiments they discovered that people believe claims are true, regardless of whether they actually are true, when a decorative photograph appears alongside the claim. The work is published online in the Springer journal, Psychonomic Bulletin & Review.

hahaa/wow

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaha

http://images.sciencedaily.com/2012/08/120808081334.jpgThe story in that link is Untrue.

someone repost with a photograph to reassure me

I feel like they are on to our thread

i just did this one:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/550971_10151104434197969_385357587_n.jpg

going on my facebook...

mine too

yup

i made this one this morning. it is multi-layered, about our time, a previous time, political movements, intellectual pursuits, saying things on the internet, mondays, fucking pictures with words on them.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8307/7775130638_1806140f9e_o.jpg

(the pithy quote is actually from ilx poster mh)

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Marxists.

or the garfields

if i put this on facebook i would tag garfield anyway

didn't know I was into relative politics

Thank you to the half a dozen ppl who posted M@'s photo of a half naked hairy (Sean COnnery?) which confronted me at work multiple times this moring. JUST GREAT. :)

welcome to ZARDOZ

Haha yeah it did look vaguely famil as a bgrade old scifi but I couldnt recall what. But anyway not what one needs pre-coffee 3 times in a row first thing in the morning ;_;

zardoz is such a beautiful film its kind of funny that that's its most famous imagery