i just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a fag

maybe the save-a-hoos brigade doesnt know that most ppl clowning him here have also been clowning him in ilm rap threads for like 8 months now instead of just happening to read this thread & feeling the spontaneous urge to defend a homophobe

surmounter pls send me jpg for addition to sassiest boy in america contest

negativity is much, much funnier than self-righteousness

Not the kind of predictable, formulaic negativity seen on ILX. It's about as funny as a bunch of white teenage boys giving some schmuck cigarette burns in the toilet.

I mean, I suppose the very fact of thinking up and implementing such laws is necessary a result of someone needing it (namely black people in 1969) -- haha and I'm ironically quoting Rehnquist's opinion upthread, from a guy who knows what's what, having been EMPLOYED during said period to interfere with black people's ability to vote.

and what otm xxxxpost

also plz remember capn positivity's 1st post was:

great story hoos. i mean, i have to say, sometimes i kindof enjoy witnessing people that fucking out of the loop, cuz you get to just look at them and think/say, damn, ur a big fucking moron, and i am so much fucking better at life than you. of course, you say it politely. if you're at work.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, May 27, 2007 11:55 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

LIBCRYPT OTM. UNLIKE HOOSTEEN.JPG, PREDICTABLE, FORMULAIC SANCTIMONY AND CONDESCENSION NEVER GET OLD. I CRACK UP EACH TIME SOMEONE EQUATES PHOTOSHOP ZINGS WITH VIOLENT HOOLIGANISM

For the record, I am AGAINST painting a giant penis on the surface of the moon.

What the fuck, man, do you hate fun?!

It's really the same mentality, taken to extremes.

i just hope threads like this don't discourage HOOS from making more threads like this

libcrypt otm.

so what, and what? i'm supposed t be positive to someone screaming faggot drunk? please, try and make sense :-)

But I'm not here to argue whether the laws are well administered, or whether they can be made to be well administered; I've been arguing that they're philosophically sound, because whenever they get mentioned there's this sudden upswell of people on ILX saying "but they make SPEECH/THOUGHT ILLEGAL" and "BRAIN POLICE" and a bunch of ridiculous stuff that has zero to do with the laws' intents or how they function.

You should rephrase this, because "philosophically sound" isn't equivalent to valid in intent or functionally sound.

frankly, for an extra $5.00 tip anybody who wants can call me prancing nancy cockgobblin mqfaggotpants is welcome to do so.

so i may have missed this but out of curiosity how did the woman know the co-worker was gay anyway? or was it an unlucky guess? if he wasn't gay how much difference would that have made?

He was wearing fancy shoes.

here's what: if you feel good about your snarky, negative attitude, go on with it. i guess i can just ignore you.

Did Big Hoos AKA the steendriver ever explain the provenance of that moniker?

-- forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 05:27

On 2006 ILX I was "hoosteen." On the Sandbox I experimented with dropping "hoosteen" into various rap lyrics viz: "i kick hoosical flows/spit spat steen's that", "hoo got it for steen, vol. 3," etc.

On "9 Milli Bros" from last year's "Fishscale," Cappadonna announces himself as "DIGG-A-LA aka the cab driver." I misheard it as "BIG-A-LA" and BIG HOOS aka the steendriver was born. When I saw it made some people laugh (at and with me, variously), I carried it over to ILX 2.1.

"i kick hoosical flows/spit spat steen's that", "hoo got it for steen, vol. 3," etc.

more examples plz

nabisco you may think it as ridiculous as painting a penis on the moon, but calling someone "n*gger" while beating the crap out of them WILL net you a couple of extra years in jail in some states; if you had kept your mouth shut you would be out sooner. maybe there is a way to interpret this fact that doesn't include the idea of speech itself being illegal?

i really am not doctrinaire about this - i'm conflicted. because i agree with you that the state has an interest in punishing racial intimidation - and intimidation based on sexual orientation, gender, and other things.

"Salt'n'pepa and Hoosy D up in the limosteen."

so i may have missed this but out of curiosity how did the woman know the co-worker was gay anyway? or was it an unlucky guess? if he wasn't gay how much difference would that have made?

-- blueski, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 5:34 PM (1 minute ago)

"Unlucky guess" is probably about right. In certain respects he conforms to the gross stereotype of the girlish, lisping fey gay man.

HOOS up steen down while you mothafuckers bounce to this

G's up HOOS down while you muthafuckas steen to this?

i might've gone with "muthasteenas"

It's the hard little pistol-packing punk dope smuggler
Lethal when HOOS kill, I go STEEN for the jugular

surmounter, i think clowning hoos, who is a goofy but generally alright dude & good sport overall, is much better than smugly conspiring with him to decide what ppl you're so much fucking better at life than

why 'clowning' as opposed to 'trolling' btw?

and what, for a guy who hates self-righteousness, you're awfully self-righteous about it.

hoo-d-HOOS slapped yo boy in the steen with Isotoners?

lol @ hoody-HOOS

Hoody HOOS! That's the STEEN for them killas

It's like the difference between giving the nerd a swirly, then helping him get back on his feet ('just fuckin with you, man') vs. giving him a swirly and leaving him to drown ('die geek scum').

xpost to whoever asked about clowning vs. trolling

http://darpa.pomona.edu/engine/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/%5Bowl%5D%20hoo%20sent%20you1.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the swirlyvictim

I hope more hoosteen threads get started because this thread has a decent story about putting up with intolerable shit at work combined with some well natured clowning.

It also has a little too much capt save-a-hoos when the poor guy is obviously capable of taking care of himself. Read the story people, he's putting bitches out on the street!

holy christ xxpost

To all Capt-Save-A-Me's

Thanks for the support, but don't let the clownin at my expense rile you up. I grin at the jokes, brush my shoulders off, & move on with my day.

deej i also once went with 'gonna give it to ya hoos with no steenia"

ban surmounter

really surprised my post up there turned out to be so controversial (and "eppy", whoever you are, suck a dick. dumbass? seriously? based on that post? what the fuck). it was really a reaction to Tracer, who seemed to be saying:

a) hate crime laws have the net effect of putting more minority defendants in jail for long. (this is completely believable)

b) beyond that, hate crime laws are unnecessary bcz judges & juries already have all the tools they need -- including intelligence & insight -- to determine whether an assault or vandalism or harrassment or murder has that extra tasty frisson of racism or homophobia, and punish it accordingly.

and i have a problem with statement b! i mean, i don't want to pedantically list off jim crow and twinkie defense and all that, but i'm not so sanguine about the legal system's ability or willingness to find and punish those things, without an "intervention" by legislature saying, yes, these motives are worse, you must consider them.

http://usarundbrief.com/26/images/springer.jpg

oh come on shit was just gettin civil

http://library.thinkquest.org/C007803/image/jefferson_davis.JPG
Did somebody just say "civil"?

http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/99sep/images/9909lincoln.jpg
"Maybe."

http://www.crystalinks.com/newton.jpg
"This thread lacks gravitas."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Ferdinand_de_Saussure.jpg
"What makes you Saussure about that?"

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/disciullo/twiggy/Reilly-Twiggy.jpg
"I'm offended"

http://www.pornobilder-tgp.com/galerien/flotter-dreier-bilder.jpg
"Dreier eyes mate"

surmounter, i think clowning hoos, who is a goofy but generally alright dude & good sport overall, is much better than smugly conspiring with him to decide what ppl you're so much fucking better at life than

-- and what, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 5:44 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

again u fail to make sense. making fun of HOOS is NOT better than bitching someone out who uses the word "faggot" lightly. i do consider myself to be so much fucking better at life than someone who shouts faggot in public. and i wasn't conspiring with him. try thinking out your crappy comments, it might help.

hey, that's dani woodward!