FLYING TOASTER PILOT! *folds arms, genie nod*
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link
i piloted a number of flying toasters on my PC back in the early 90s, it's overrated IMO
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
buzzkill
I dont care what you say, I'm going to chase my dream!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gifhttp://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gifhttp://www.dewa.com/animated/LosAngeles/ani-toast.gif
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
Hrm, on second glance, those wings look...battier than I remember them being. Carry on.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 August 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
ty
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
I very much intentionally STILL dress like Madonna in the "Papa Don't Preach" video once every couple of months (the black and white striped shirt/jeans ensemble).
This is a noble aspiration.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 17 August 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Friday, 17 August 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=470313999653586&set=a.194724580545864.46567.107699875915002&type=1&ref=nf
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/542547_470313999653586_1601318333_n.jpg
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/484465_10152054980390565_714263916_n.jpg
― ^ sarcasm (ken c), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:46 (eleven years ago) link
aw man
awwwwwww man
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link
haha am I lame for liking those last two?
― blue öyster crüt (m bison), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
Er, the rage one anyway
but tom morello you just stepped out of a golf cart
― very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
the actual machine that your music has been raging against for two decades
― very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
Pussy riot one should be reversed to make the joke work, so it's like "Pussy Riot -> Pussy"
― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
TBH when I started reading the Tom Morello one I at first thought I was reading an Onion article :/
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 18 August 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
I mean: "Don't mistake me, Paul Ryan has clearly got a lot of "rage" in him!"
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 18 August 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
for real
― arby's, Saturday, 18 August 2012 00:44 (eleven years ago) link
whole lotta
― your native bacon (mh), Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:41 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582706_317372405026558_1301321666_n.jpg
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
"...and when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's classical Newtonian mechanics."
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BjkMy.jpg
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
gross
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
lolll
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
so what's the diff between this thread and the current fb status updates thread? this thread is for image macro saying memes?
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
Yes.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/405341_342913505792926_20781177_n.jpg
― how's life, Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 August 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
http://i47.tinypic.com/4lg8qc.jpg
― crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link
what the fuck
― horseshoe, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i45.tinypic.com/dy14eb.jpg
― crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
the third ellipse is a heart xxl
― Mordy, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link
xxp ahem
― horseshoe, Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:13 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Gurdas Mane (crüt), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link
YES i'm a woman. i can't actually read. my math skills are poor. i'm prone to public bouts of raving emotional hysteria. and yet in private i am so much worse believe me. the events of my life take place during the intervals between me putting something in a microwave or taking something out of a microwave. nobody listens to me. i just wish someone would touch me. yes, i'm a woman! re-post if you're proud to be one, come on ladies...(o)(o)
― balls, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/StNEB9rWIiI/AAAAAAAAmVw/MEPqLs7Y278/s400/muriel
― balls, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
xp "I'm a woman. I actually have a personality disorder, but I prefer to explain away my irritating emotional problems by blaming it on my gender. Repost this if you're as much in denial as I am."
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:39 (eleven years ago) link
why would something that appears to be clipped out of a (really weird) newspaper ask you to 're-post' it at the bottom?
― some dude, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
That fat crying one dayo posted has me in hysterics.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link
xp The heart gets me--you know that it just had to be on the handwritten original, if there was one. (If not there, they'd be on top of the 'i's instead of dots.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 19 August 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link
I love that whole I LISTEN EVEN THO NO ONE LISTENS TO MEEE AND I CARE EVEN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE ABOUT MEEEE christ its my MOTHER.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
my mom is smart as hell and would never put up with that shit
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:12 (eleven years ago) link
as a male am i supposed to just stare at the microwave until it's done
― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
YES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
Who microwaves food anyway srsly I only use mine as a timer.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:59 (eleven years ago) link
do you have some weird piece of food in there that you've just been punishing every time you need to time something
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link
Itd explain the smell, certainly.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
they're starting to make other kinds of timers. i even saw a portable one in an airplane catalog. it goes on your arm!
― contenderizer, Sunday, 19 August 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link