Curt1s Stephens wrote this on thread Resource for meme early adopters on board I Rate Everything on Apr 12, 2008
1. djmartian2. DJ Mencap∞. deej
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:26 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ irl lols @ this
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 7:20 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A+
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 11:49 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
:D
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, February 23, 2012 1:37 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, February 24, 2012 9:35 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this...I love it.
aerosmith = hero
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, February 28, 2012 11:44 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dying over here
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
beautiful
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 1, 2012 10:23 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahah
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, March 5, 2012 12:41 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hooooly shit
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 8, 2012 1:31 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 12:30 AM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, March 10, 2012 9:52 PM (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
<3 this
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 1:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 4:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 7:41 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahahah dying
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 13, 2012 9:57 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tis a beauty
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 14, 2012 12:31 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 11:34 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
awesome
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:33 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
aww
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:56 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
looool
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 6:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yaaaay
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 6:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 23, 2012 2:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
brilliant
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 11:27 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hee hee
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 12:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 2, 2012 1:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hahaha
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 11:30 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cat otm
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:29 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, April 5, 2012 10:53 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 1:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*applause*
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, April 7, 2012 2:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
hall of fame, right there
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, April 9, 2012 5:04 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
exacting standards of the hall of fame committee ;)
― lag∞n, Monday, April 9, 2012 2:42 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Admittedly I was mortified at the time but this was p awesome
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link
ah catalog zings
― turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
so much copying and pasting
underrated level of committment to making such a zing, imo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link
rtc is really good at this, also sort of terrifying
― horseshoe, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i know, he zung me something fierce once in bygone days but i'll never find it now
― goole, Friday, 17 August 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
it's meditative iirc xp
― turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link
"zung"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha that ice cream one
― reductio ad burzum (flopson), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link
rtc is really good at this, also sort of terrifying― horseshoe, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago)i know, he zung me something fierce once in bygone days but i'll never find it now― goole, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (5 seconds ago)
― horseshoe, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (1 hour ago)
― goole, Friday, August 17, 2012 11:58 AM (5 seconds ago)
"pilot jones" and "crack rock" remind me of sly stone circa riot, same kind of blurry, detached sadness and beauty, like it's too painful to lift a finger, but the memory of happier times keeps bleeding through. not a sound/vibe i encounter much in contemporary music. kills me.― contenderizer, Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkif only― r|t|c, Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:05 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― contenderizer, Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:46 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if only
― r|t|c, Thursday, July 19, 2012 7:05 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― contenderizer, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link
+2 hipster points to sarahel for casually dropping that she lives in a poorer neighborhood
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:34 AM (9 months ago)
― sarahell, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
going through zing thread. another good one:
Part 3...[insanely long post about chromatics album goes here]― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Monday, April 23, 2012 2:53 PMcould you elaborate― Deverly (Bangelo), Monday, April 23, 2012 3:02 PM
[insanely long post about chromatics album goes here]
― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Monday, April 23, 2012 2:53 PM
could you elaborate
― Deverly (Bangelo), Monday, April 23, 2012 3:02 PM
― contenderizer, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
it's just that i can easily imagine Whiney keeping a running tabulation of everyone's hipster points
― sarahell, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
thanks for explaining
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/09/heidi-the-cross-eyed-opossum.jpg
pictured: Mr. Que
― sarahell, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
thanks for revealing to the world what i look like
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link
you only look like that when reading my posts
― sarahell, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:47 (eleven years ago) link
what do other people look like when reading your posts
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Mr. Que, you are adorable. please live with me.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 August 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Post the Best Thing Another ILXer has said about you
― Mr. Que, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
I've been slammed plenty but I don't recall anything more than chuckleworthy but then...
― Pape de père en fils; pornocracie (Michael White), Friday, 17 August 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
I will leave it to others to decide which were their best zings against me and post them here. I am too senile to recall them on my own.
― Aimless, Friday, 17 August 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
Michael White has been called... "a rolling barrel of man-bosoms, a mass of microbial uncleanliness, a simpering pollution on the face of god, and a spineless, faceless, piss-toping, untemperate nitwit."
Never forget.
― Aimless, Friday, 17 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
It felt like a weird unexplained hole.― Choogle Image Search (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkyou feel like a weird unexplained hole― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Choogle Image Search (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you feel like a weird unexplained hole
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Choogle Image Search (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 17 August 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
Casting Call for ILX: THE MOVIE
― omar little, Friday, 17 August 2012 20:19 (eleven years ago) link
Never forget
That's merely descriptive, though
― ça GLIS aux pays de merveilles; châteaux de loirs (Michael White), Friday, 17 August 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
I'm in not un -temperate, though
― ça GLIS aux pays de merveilles; châteaux de loirs (Michael White), Friday, 17 August 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
I'm pretty sure Calum called me something heartwarming at some point.
still sad I wasn't cast in that movie
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 August 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
omg omar you do not look like bob balaban but I lol'd
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 17 August 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
I was just reading the Breaking Bad thread -- I'm only caught up through S4 E1, so no spoilers! -- and had to lol at this:
Written by David Segal, hm - I wonder if that's the same Dave Segal who used to post on ILM (and cheerfully threatened to murder my entire family)?
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, July 12, 2011 12:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Haha, I remember that! I believe I said something nasty about Echo & the Bunnymen and he took offense. Later I grew to kinda like them (and not just for self-preservation)
― aerosmith suck because their corporate rock that sucks (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 17 August 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
Idk if ive ever been slammed on ilx :-(
― the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
in my first week or two ethan said i had a "very metallic ass."
in time we became friends.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
tho i was always self conscious when polishing myself from there on out
Being called a "frat-house/school playground bully" was funny but I don't even know who to thank since it was back in the day when people could still post anon.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
it was me, nicole. it's been nagging at me for years.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link
it wasn't
I still feel like I should now bully you in some way.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link
this is only one i can remember. pretty polite though.
At the risk of getting on his shit-list, I want to register my disgust with the opening of Scott Seward's Marah review. I'm not interested in defending Nick Hornby or Marah, but I don't think this level of insult, which I don't even find humorous--more like a bad day on ILM, belongs in even a weekly's music section.― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, June 29, 2004 10:55 PM (8 years ago)
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
plus, it was worth it just for the thread title:
"Nick Hornby is full of shit. Actually, this is unfair to shit. At least life grows from shit." WTF?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
go to hell, troll bitch from jersey.― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, January 30, 2004 8:53 PM (8 years ago)
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
Troll bitch from jersey would be such a great name for a song.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:51 (eleven years ago) link
i googled "troll bitch from jersey" and the only other thing to come up was a dlisted post about jersey shore.
― ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
i figure there have to be some good ones out there but right now all i can think of is that thread where some guy said he was "making cards" for me, blount, and ethan.
― big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link
how would we rank terius' singles as lead artist, then?
was going to put this on al's poll thread but thought he might not appreciate yet more terius talk there, and there aren't really enough to merit a thread of their own. thought it might be interesting though as terius' singles don't tend to be the most talked-about of his songs, and are def his most "generic"...anyway i go:
my loveshawty is da shitsweat it outi luv your girlrockin' that shitlet me see the bootywalkin' on the moonmake-up baglove kingfalsetto
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 12:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
falsettorockin that shitsweat it outshawty is da shiti luv ur girlmy lovemake-up baglet me see the bootylove kingwalkin' on the moon
― s&m: sex and masturbating (The Brainwasher), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 12:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
rockin' that shitshawty is da shitsweat it outlove kingwalkin' on the mooni luv your girlmy lovelet me see the bootymake-up bagfalsetto
― deej otm (some dude), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 12:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i also suspected all of our lists would be completely different
well, so far "sweat it out" has a consensus bronze medal
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 12:50 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
makes a kind of sense -- it's obviously great but chartwise a very minor hit that didn't have a video so noone feels quite right about putting it in first or second place
― deej otm (some dude), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:01 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lex i love you but saying "my love" is the best terius single is just
― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:52 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
shawty is da shitfalsettoi luv your girlsweat it outmy loverockin that shitlet me see the bootylove kingwalkin' on the moonmake-up bag
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
anyway i'll rank these as singles and not necessarily as songs or parts of albums
"shawty is da shit!" > "rockin that shit" > "sweat it out" > "falsetto" >>> "love king" > "i luv your girl" = "my love" = "walkin on the moon" >> "make up bag"
― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
altho i feel reasonably comfortable saying "shawty is da shit!" is his my favorite song of his
― wakafledia (k3vin k.), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:58 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i don't think i'd ever have guessed that "my love" would become my fav terius single at the time, but it actually inspired this bump - it's probably the dream song-in-isolation i drift back to most regularly, i kind of feel i know every nook and cranny of it by heart
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 2:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
shawty is da shiti luv your girlsweat it outfalsettorockin' that shitwalkin' on the moonmake-up bagmy lovelove kinglet me see the booty
― sister soulja boy (The Reverend), Tuesday, November 9, 2010 3:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
shawty is da shitrockin' that shitfalsettosweat it outmy lovei luv your girlmake-up baglet me see the bootylove kingwalkin' on the moon
― Tim F, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 3:42 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seriously how do you crazy bastards keep having this discussion!!
http://imgur.com/VCmNa.gif
― r|t|c, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 3:51 PM (1 year ago)
― mellow, groovy, chilled out, cool (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:43 (eleven years ago) link
not an rtc zing but a subtle admonishment borne of disappointment that has stuck with me
― mellow, groovy, chilled out, cool (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
I shd create an email poll for this huh
rtc's best zing was mebbe his alltimer on soto
― once a week is ample, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 10:06 (eleven years ago) link
im imagining a sitcom where 3 men find themselves in weird situations and they have to work out how to get themselves out.
episode one: pinefox, the lex and tuomas are in a sticky situation when they find themselves in somebodys garden and there is a loud barking coming from behind them. a garden gate separates them from freedom, will they make it out in time?
― 600, 15. huhtikuuta 2007 15:05 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the lex falls to the ground as he valiantly tries to climb the hedge, tuomas sticks his head into the hedge, pinefox muses on the nature of the gate
― 600, 15. huhtikuuta 2007 15:06 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
episode two: pinefox, the lex and tuomas find themselves in a boat in the middle of a pond near the village green. there is a hole in the bottom of the boat and there is a strange wooden shaped thing floating nearby.
the lex wants to grab the strange wooden thing and wave it in the air, in the hope of attracting attention. tuomas remarks that back in finland the boats dont have holes, why do they have holes in them here? the pinefox can't remember who the lex and tuomas are
― 600, 15. huhtikuuta 2007 15:10 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
episode three. after a difficult day trying to get the key to work in the lock of their house, tuomas, the lex and pinefox settle down and relax in their lounge. tuomas is confused that there are strange obstacles between all the rooms and back in finland ease of movement between the rooms isn't so restricted. the pinefox is concerned by some strange lights and nasty noises coming from a black box in the corner of the room and has covered it with a blanket, and the lex has fallen into the sink
― 600, 15. huhtikuuta 2007 15:17 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
tuomas, the lex and pinefox find themselves trapped by the side of the road. their favourite kebab house is on the other side. pinefox wants to call michael jones for advice but the lexs ipod doesn't seem to have any reception. tuomas wants to walk across the road but the lex is worried the big colorful things might hurt like the lamppost did earlier in the day. tuomas says it is ridiculuous to assume that the machines are violent and that in Finland many of those machines are used to host anti-patriarchy meetings on the campus.
tuomas walks calmly into the road and a blue machine hits him and he falls to the ground. the lex finds this hilarious and shouts "SEE! you do that too, i'm not the only one!" and, reassured, stumbles into the road, and is hit by a red machine and exclaims loudly "OW OW OW no fair you got the blue one tuomas the red one HURTS".
the pinefox looks at the two vaguely recognisable people lying in the road and wonders when the lex and tuomas are going to return with the *kebabs*, whatever the hell they are
― 600, 18. huhtikuuta 2007 12:48 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 10:38 (eleven years ago) link
that's quite magnificent
― Number None, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
is gareth still around? miss that dude
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link